What ever you do, don't follow this guy's advice...
The community has been debating whether and how to fork for over a year now. If you'd been out of the Bitcoin market for that long you'd miss all the appreciation of price we've seen over the last year.
A smarter move, if you're really worried about the coins setup post fork, is to convert your coins to a Coinbase, Xapo, or Circle account. They'll take of all of this for you.