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Topic: Do you fart when you eat beans? (Read 1681 times)

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June 12, 2016, 10:14:01 PM
#31
Definitely. The best is to fart under some cover sheets and then force your partner's head to stay under while the only air for them to get is that of your fart. Grin
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June 12, 2016, 04:09:04 AM
#30
yees, long and loud
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June 11, 2016, 08:51:40 PM
#29
Lol what kind of question is that ? No I dont even know since I dont eat beans. I hate them. I dont like any beans or sprouts.
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June 10, 2016, 03:23:54 PM
#28
Loud ! so that my anus itching!
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June 10, 2016, 08:56:48 AM
#27
Wait, isn't beans like, well known to do this stuff? I remember already my mom teaching me as a small kid that eating lot of beans, xylitol chewing gum or peasoup will result in air in your stomach. That then again means farts.

And my mom was correct. I have tried it many many many times after the first warnings. Indeed, if you eat lot of beans you get air in your stomach which creates the urgency to release some gas. It's natural, it's expected, it's not bitcointalk thread worthy.
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June 10, 2016, 08:45:09 AM
#26
Beans tasted good but dont eat too much.
legendary
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June 10, 2016, 08:41:45 AM
#25
Not much no.. about the same as many foods such as a Turkey Sandwich.
Pretty sure i know why too.

It's the fiber + Protein etc

My body puts it to use vs expelling it (wasting protein etc)

Your body rejects things it does not need or can not process.. pretty simple.
And i know protein can only only be absorbed in reasonable amounts.
After a point it just gets fired out of your system.
And beans are super high in protein then combine that with it's structure..
a soft almost paste texture that will go through you pretty fast.

I have done research many times on Protein over the years and tried different supplements.
An interesting fact for you all.. Wink
Many hunters have died in the woods by just eating nothing but rabbits (often in North CAN / Alaska)
Reason is the body will fail and you will die via Protein poisoning !
The underlying issue that leas to death is that wild Rabbits have almost no fat on them usually
so no Fat + High levels of Protein = DEATH.

I work my ass off and i am very active and i am tall and always been on the thin side.
So i process everything i can get my hands on food wise.
And i eat a lot too !

I have tested some years back and found i had to eat a MASSIVE amount of food + Protein shakes etc
in order to start gaining weight.. otherwise i just stay skinny'ish pretty much.
All that food i was eating cost a LOT of money and a lot of time & energy consuming it all.
I also felt sluggish and extra tired and my digestive system took a beating.
Although i had people asking me seriously if i was on steroids though.. i got huge & fast !
And yea i was working my ass off lifting things at my job non stop close to a90,000 lb's a month
(Shipping & Receiving work) ..point being is i do not just sit on my ass & get fat LOL

So..
I bet most of you are farting from them because your body does not need the protein
and the fiber helps stimulate the digestive track etc
Don't eat them unless you need them..
You all eat bowls of Prunes all the time ? Surprised if you get the runs ? See what i mean ?
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June 10, 2016, 05:03:15 AM
#24
I love eating beans, and I must admit that I fart when I eat a lot of them.
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June 09, 2016, 08:32:24 AM
#23
yes, I fart  Cheesy
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June 09, 2016, 07:30:22 AM
#22
No, I don't fart when I eat beans. But I guess if you eat too much, it might trigger you to fart a lot.
legendary
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June 08, 2016, 03:29:01 PM
#21
I love beans, it's one of my favourite food, but I keep farting all day whenever I eat beans... it's so unlady-like  Roll Eyes

I have no remedy for my addiction Roll Eyes Roll Eyes


Hee...lllp Cry

I do it ahead of time. That way I get more beans.    Grin
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June 08, 2016, 11:10:15 AM
#20
I think it's not the beans. But if you eat too much, maybe it might. Too much of everything is bad for anyone.
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May 24, 2016, 09:18:54 AM
#19
yes,I fart very well Grin
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May 24, 2016, 07:29:09 AM
#18
Beans have protein, and make you fart stinky ones!!!
legendary
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Flying Hellfish is a Commie
May 24, 2016, 06:38:51 AM
#17
Theres nothing you can do abiut that my friend. It does seek pretty odd to have a bean addiction though
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howdy
May 22, 2016, 04:48:27 PM
#16
Yes, especially after eating some Dinki Di

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May 22, 2016, 03:11:59 AM
#15
 you may look for some other alternatives to beans
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Tryig to survive in this harsh world
May 14, 2016, 06:56:08 AM
#14
The farting depends on the bacteria you have developped in your intestines and your ability to properly digest beans.
Everyone has a different set of bacteria, some have more gas producing bacteria, if you add this to incomplete digestion of beans it leads to those gas producing bacteria using whatever beans you didn't digest and turn it into gas which is released when you fart. That's a simplistic explanation so everyone would understand.
My suggestion is to visit a doctor, he will know exactly what you have and will tell you what to do, as I have no means to determine exactly what you have, a doctor can order tests and radiology to determine your case with more precision than I can do from behind a PC screen.
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May 13, 2016, 03:48:49 PM
#13
Actually no many people say that beans make you fart but honestly i have chipotle quite often and i dont fart like a ton
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May 13, 2016, 12:17:21 PM
#12
NO,just like eating usual food for me
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