Okay, not a problem. I will fill your mind with THE MOST RIDICULOUS FATWAS BY MUSLIM CLERICS.
Destroy all churches!
No snowmen!
Kill Salmon Rushbie!
Mickey Mouse is a soldier of Satan! Kill Mickey Mouse!
Fuck young boys, soldiers of Allah!
If you are hungry, kill your wife and eat her.
Kill Jerry Falwell!
If your wife is ugly, smoke weed before fucking her!
Toilet paper is okay to wipe your ass, no longer do you need to use three stones.
Kill Geert Wilders!
Women may not touch cucumbers or bananas! They look like the male penis!
A man can work with a woman to whom he’s not a brother, father, uncle, or son, if he drinks her breast milk first.
A husband can divorce his wife with a text message, declaring: “I divorce you. I divorce you. I divorce you.”
You can’t wear a Manchester United soccer jersey.
A husband and wife can’t have sex naked.
Pokemon is as bad as Mickey Mouse.
Yoga is forbidden.
Girls above the age of 13 can’t ride bikes.
The Sun revolves around the Earth, and claiming otherwise is blasphemy.
Football is illegal! “do not play with 11 people like the heretics, Jews, and Christians”
an anti-polio fatwa by anti-Western clerics forbid Pakistani children from immunizations, because the clerics are saying the vaccine is a conspiracy to make Muslims sterile.
“Emoticons are forbidden because of its imitation to Allah’s creatures whether it is original or mixture or even deformed one and since the picture is the face and the face is what makes the real picture then emoticons which represent faces that express emotions then all that add up to make them Haram.”
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2011/12/10/the-fatwa-against-women-touching-bananas-and-other-stupid-islamic-orders.html
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2011/12/10/the-fatwa-against-women-touching-bananas-and-other-stupid-islamic-orders.html
http://speisa.com/modules/articles/index.php/item.1722/the-most-ridiculous-fatwas.html