Topic: Exactly 1 handful, premium organic free reign (grass fed?) majestic Shih-tzu fur - page 2. (Read 1802 times)

Ha ha very good .

I'm ok for shih-tzu fur at the moment but good luck with your sales .

Just let me know how many handfuls you're looking for and I'll get on it right away.

I'm not sure what's so funny... I forgot to put up my joke.

A little girl went to the zoo on the weekend. She seemed upset on Monday when she went back to school so the teacher asked her

"Did you enjoy going to the zoo this past weekend?"

"No. I can't believe it. They only had one dog!! It was a shih-tzu."

Ha ha ha that's very funny I like you're sense of humor .

Nice to have a laugh on here for a change .

I know what you're thinking.

"Why didn't I think of this?!"

Well it's because you don't have a beautiful mind like I do.

Anywho, I have for sale exactly 1 handful of vanilla white, premium grade[1] organic, free reign, hypoallergenic, majestic shih-tzu fur[2].

She's a real beaut folks. Just have a look at her.


"How much is that doggie in the window?"





"She's not for sale... But her fur is! Only BTC0.01 (shipped) per handful!"

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Of course I know you've probably already thought of thousands of uses for this wonderful fur but here are a few ideas from past clients:

• Save it up and stuff a small pillow with it.
• Knit a small sweater.
• Make a yamaka.
• Make a moustache/beard out of it.
• Ingest it for magical shih-tzu powers.[3]
• Make half of a sock (or a pair of soft little baby socks)
• Wash dishes with it.[4]
• Start a fire with it. [5]
• Freak out your dog/cat/animal.
• Let your kid carry it around as a pet (much softer than a pet rock).

...and many, BTC more uses. Let me know if you think of anything else you could do with your premium organic free reign (grass fed?) majestic Shih-tzu fur.

**Terms of sale. Please read**

1. You can not clone my dog. I cannot be too serious about this. Absolutely no cloning. If I find out you cloned my dog I legally own it, will take it and cuddle it and love it for the rest of it's life.

2. You send BTC first or we use escrow. I wasn't born yesterday. I'm not sending out free shih-tzu fur here.

3. No re-selling the fur. I'm selling this stuff very cheap. Believe me, I know. Don't go flipping it on me trying to make a profit. If you weave the fur into a little vest for a mouse or something that's fine but no selling the raw material.



[1] I think. I'm no shih-tzu fur grader. Those guys make the big bucks.

[2] May contain matted fur. Guaranteed not to contain poo chucks. (No fur from the rear end... Unless you want it in which case it's 2x the price.)

[3] Ingesting is not recommended. Magical shih-tzu powers not guaranteed.

[4] You've never had a scouring pad this soft. Guaranteed.

[5] Absolutely no uploading a video to YouTube, sending it to me demanding a ransom so you won't burn it. I already suggested you do it so why would I pay you? Also do not inhale the smoke. It's fur for crying out loud!

About the shih-tzu:

She's a 3-year old 11 pound shih-tzu with a big ol' under bite. As far as shih-tzus go, the bigger the under bite the better. She's mostly kibble fed but does enjoy chewing on grass, sticks and pinecones in the backyard. She also chews antlers and marrow bones. She's fixed. No wittle baby shih-tzus for her.

Reply here or send me a PM! Please note that large orders may have to wait a month or so as I only have the 1 shih-tzu. I'm not packing them in cages like you see on those shih-tzu fur farm documentarys. She runs wild whenever she wants.

I ship within Canada. If you live in the US I can ship it there also but I don't know if customs will like it coming across the border. I have sent out 1 order to the US so far, we'll see how that goes Also you pay extra shipping. It's about 0.011 to ship to the USA. Please ask for an up-to-date quote.