1. I can already buy stuff electronically with a credit card.
And the store is charged 2-4% for that charge. Bitcoin allows for paying without that charge making products cheaper.
2. WTF does cryptocurrency mean?
A currency backed by the security of cryptography instead of paying for large vaults and armed guards.
3. Can't I just get hacked?
You can get hacked in the same way that someone can hack your password for your bank account online. There is a lot of software and services out there that will help you secure your funds with more options popping up all of the time.
4. Can't someone just hack the bitcoin code?
The inherent value of Bitcoin is its security safeguarded by more computing power than any other computer system in the world. It is built upon a cryptography (SHA256) which is used by businesses and governments to safeguard their data. It would take more energy and more time than the universe possesses to crack SHA256 and if that unlikely event ever happened, there would be a lot more to worry about than your money. And with the open source nature of Bitcoin, the cryptography can always be upgraded.
5. So it's just electronic gold?
Most electronic gold requires a central repository of the gold which requires payment for guarding and securing that gold. Being centralized, it can also be confiscated or regulated by the government. Bitcoin is peer to peer and thus has no central location which can be attacked.
6. Why can't someone just make fake coins?
The built in protocol of Bitcoin only allows for 21 million bitcoins to ever exist. There is no way to ever create any coins beyond that.
7. Blockchain? Hashes? Confirmations? This is all too technical for me, I don't even understand what code is. I'll just stick with the paper dollar in my hand, can't hack that.
That is fine, I am just trying to educate you on the basics of Bitcoin. There are a lot of smart people out there who understand more than I could ever explain about Bitcoin and they are building infrastructures around it. It will likely be the case at some point where you will be using Bitcoin and do not even know it. Those who understand it early are able to benefit from a little bit of research and a little bit of knowledge. I just hope that when you do end up using Bitcoin, you will have a basic understanding of what it is you are using.
8. So would a retail store have a separate price for Bitcoins since it cuts out the cost of "middle men"?
Some stores may and have offered discounts for using Bitcoins since they save money on the transaction fees. Or it may give a business that accepts Bitcoin a market advantage against their competitors. Either way, it is up to the retail store to decide for themselves.