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Topic: fakeminer - All the thrills of mining, none of the drawbacks (Read 10831 times)

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Merit: 100
Testecoins - the only coins you can buy testes with

just don't put your money where your mouth is Grin
legendary
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Merit: 1000
LOVE IT!

always wish i could have 10GH Wink NOW I HAVE THEM
member
Activity: 100
Merit: 10
i'd request a fake family to gripe at you when you spend their college money on hardware that won't pay for itself until the kids are ready to go to college...

Smiley

'monkey
sr. member
Activity: 378
Merit: 255
3. Fake gf yelling at you to "turn the bloody thing off while we're watching tv, it sounds like a hairdryer". And also  fake not having sex that night.

How about a fake wife to chastise you for spending a Saturday night writing a fake bitcoin miner.
donator
Activity: 2058
Merit: 1007
Poor impulse control.
If only this could also recreate the soothing sound of a bajillion fans spinning at 100%.

I will consider this one. It reminds one of being in the womb.

a bajillion fans spinning at 100% reminds you of being in the womb? Are you a doctor who cyborg or a Battlestar galactica cyborg?
sr. member
Activity: 378
Merit: 255
If only this could also recreate the soothing sound of a bajillion fans spinning at 100%.

I will consider this one. It reminds one of being in the womb.
donator
Activity: 2058
Merit: 1007
Poor impulse control.
dammit! you really should write "BA-ZINGA!" if you're going to do that.

Edit: "BA-ZINGA!"

Ah! I see the humour now.




Testecoins - the only coins you can buy testes with
sr. member
Activity: 378
Merit: 255

How do you mine these test coins? how to mine with GUIMiner?

So this is the new thing after Bitcoin,namecoin and now test coin?wow looks like bitcoin based currencies are gaining steam now.Since mining namecoins is too complex for due due to registering a domain,but when I do it,it never works for me.I hope test coins can be mined easily atm as in no complex crap in the setup for the mining.

I want in on this,set me up asap for testcoin mining on PC and Mac,thank you.


I honestly can't tell.
donator
Activity: 2058
Merit: 1007
Poor impulse control.
dammit! you really should write "BA-ZINGA!" if you're going to do that.
legendary
Activity: 1512
Merit: 1036
Hang on - film2240 was being serious? Nah, I think he was taking the piss, mate.
Whereas I'm being dead serious?  Tongue
donator
Activity: 2058
Merit: 1007
Poor impulse control.
Why don't you just mine -testnet. You can bust a laptop CPU out on that thing and get 2700x as much in testBTC as you would in crappy regular namecoins.

Shhh, silence!

Testcoins are the new bitcoins, but don't tell anyone until I have hoarded enough of them.

How do you mine these test coins? how to mine with GUIMiner?

So this is the new thing after Bitcoin,namecoin and now test coin?wow looks like bitcoin based currencies are gaining steam now.Since mining namecoins is too complex for due due to registering a domain,but when I do it,it never works for me.I hope test coins can be mined easily atm as in no complex crap in the setup for the mining.

I want in on this,set me up asap for testcoin mining on PC and Mac,thank you.


Bitcoin has a test network for checking software.

Run bitcoin or bitcoind with the -testnet flag to use the testnet (or put testnet=1 in the bitcoin.conf file).

The block chain for testnet is sometimes reset, so enjoy your fake money while you have it.


Hang on - film2240 was being serious? Nah, I think he was taking the piss, mate.
legendary
Activity: 1512
Merit: 1036
Why don't you just mine -testnet. You can bust a laptop CPU out on that thing and get 2700x as much in testBTC as you would in crappy regular namecoins.

Shhh, silence!

Testcoins are the new bitcoins, but don't tell anyone until I have hoarded enough of them.

How do you mine these test coins? how to mine with GUIMiner?

So this is the new thing after Bitcoin,namecoin and now test coin?wow looks like bitcoin based currencies are gaining steam now.Since mining namecoins is too complex for due due to registering a domain,but when I do it,it never works for me.I hope test coins can be mined easily atm as in no complex crap in the setup for the mining.

I want in on this,set me up asap for testcoin mining on PC and Mac,thank you.


Bitcoin has a test network for checking software.

Run bitcoin or bitcoind with the -testnet flag to use the testnet (or put testnet=1 in the bitcoin.conf file).

The block chain for testnet is sometimes reset, so enjoy your fake money while you have it.

Edit: "BA-ZINGA!"
donator
Activity: 2058
Merit: 1007
Poor impulse control.
I have some feature requests:

1. Fake power bill.
2. Fake forum for more time wastage.
3. Fake gf yelling at you to "turn the bloody thing off while we're watching tv, it sounds like a hairdryer". And also  fake not having sex that night.
legendary
Activity: 1022
Merit: 1000
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Why don't you just mine -testnet. You can bust a laptop CPU out on that thing and get 2700x as much in testBTC as you would in crappy regular namecoins.

Shhh, silence!

Testcoins are the new bitcoins, but don't tell anyone until I have hoarded enough of them.

How do you mine these test coins? how to mine with GUIMiner?

So this is the new thing after Bitcoin,namecoin and now test coin?wow looks like bitcoin based currencies are gaining steam now.Since mining namecoins is too complex for due due to registering a domain,but when I do it,it never works for me.I hope test coins can be mined easily atm as in no complex crap in the setup for the mining.

I want in on this,set me up asap for testcoin mining on PC and Mac,thank you.
full member
Activity: 133
Merit: 100
If only this could also recreate the soothing sound of a bajillion fans spinning at 100%.
sr. member
Activity: 378
Merit: 255
I'm leveling a Battle-Finch.
full member
Activity: 168
Merit: 100
now that you have... fetch me a straw
sr. member
Activity: 378
Merit: 255
Can this run concurrently with Progress Quest or do the two together create some kind of wormhole of wasted time and swallow your computer.

I had not seen Progress Quest before...
hero member
Activity: 504
Merit: 500
You sir might just won the Internet with this.

Aye, at the very least he has won, 'Potentially Useless But Totally Awesome App Dev of The Week'!  
full member
Activity: 168
Merit: 100
Can this run concurrently with Progress Quest or do the two together create some kind of wormhole of wasted time and swallow your computer.
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