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sr. member
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May 04, 2015, 09:38:52 AM
#18
I used to pick asparagus on a farm and could take home as much as I liked. Personally I think it tastes shit and only costs a fortune because it's such a PITA to grow and pick. I could have eaten free fresh asparagus every day for months, but chose not to because it's shit, so you can keep yours.

Yum yum you ate shit and then it come out of your bum bum. I do agree though keep your shit OP I have enough high grade green to keep me going until the end on 23rd sept Sad.
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Bitcoin is the future
May 04, 2015, 09:28:46 AM
#17
I used to pick asparagus on a farm and could take home as much as I liked. Personally I think it tastes shit and only costs a fortune because it's such a PITA to grow and pick. I could have eaten free fresh asparagus every day for months, but chose not to because it's shit, so you can keep yours.
legendary
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Merit: 1016
May 04, 2015, 07:09:55 AM
#16
I'm not sharing a single sprig of this fresh asparagus I picked minutes ago, cooked, and am currently eating.  Grin

Enjoy your smelly asparagus urine afterwards.
legendary
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Betting Championship betking.io/sports-leaderboard
May 04, 2015, 06:02:40 AM
#15
Asparagus can be bad for you. It can cause you gas, smelly urine and allergy.
Here is my reliable source xD
http://www.livestrong.com/article/320473-negative-side-effects-of-eating-asparagus-daily/

So you can keep it, I prefer to keep eating my pizza with pepperoni, bacon, chicken, hot sauce and extra cheese!
legendary
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May 04, 2015, 05:22:57 AM
#14
I prefer spinach anyway so gtfo.
legendary
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Be a bank
May 04, 2015, 04:48:50 AM
#13
Asparagus "...transforms my chamber-pot into a flask of perfume." Marcel Proust (1871–1922)

your pee smell good nao?
vip
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May 04, 2015, 04:18:51 AM
#12
LOL, even cyberpenis is wanting some of this action. When are you going to make him pay up for all the advertising, Gleb?  Cheesy

That fuckin' dude ain't right! He posted no less than three dozen posts depicting himself as a truth teller negating my posts about him being a 100% liar, then turned around and deleted all his post penned to prove me wrong. I even did that fucker a favor and revived all his evidence against me, and that fucker has yet to thank you for my efforts. Meanwhile, he's doling out btc worth under five bucks to his wealthy investors seeking 578% ROI every six months via this Martingale Ponzi System.
legendary
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May 03, 2015, 10:50:13 PM
#11
I was just sayin to the misses, frig off and get yer own greens. You and dem degen Bitcoiners. Get yer own greens!
sr. member
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Mmmh mhmhh mmmm.
May 03, 2015, 10:44:37 PM
#10
LOL, even cyberpenis is wanting some of this action. When are you going to make him pay up for all the advertising, Gleb?  Cheesy
vip
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May 03, 2015, 09:59:33 PM
#9
Why are you fuckers trolling my asparagus thread?  Grin Grin Grin
legendary
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RIP Mommy
May 03, 2015, 09:35:02 PM
#8
Blech.
sr. member
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Pythagoras and Plato are my brothers.
May 03, 2015, 09:25:30 PM
#7
I'm not sharing a single sprig of this fresh asparagus I picked minutes ago, cooked, and am currently eating.  Grin

Yuck. sounds disgusting. I'll pass. But guess what? You cant have any of my T-bone steak that I got grilling on the bbq and its wrapped in BACON!
You lose!

How many feet of bacon???

http://littlecaesars.com/OurMenu/Pizza/BaconWrappedCrustPizza.aspx

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wrapped in three and a half feet of bacon!


I got them beat.. I have 36feet of bacon hugging this bad boy. Texas is the place to be. Pass by and come have a bite with me.
Vod
legendary
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Licking my boob since 1970
May 03, 2015, 09:24:22 PM
#6
I'm not sharing a single sprig of this fresh asparagus I picked minutes ago, cooked, and am currently eating.  Grin

Yuck. sounds disgusting. I'll pass. But guess what? You cant have any of my T-bone steak that I got grilling on the bbq and its wrapped in BACON!
You lose!

How many feet of bacon???

http://littlecaesars.com/OurMenu/Pizza/BaconWrappedCrustPizza.aspx

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wrapped in three and a half feet of bacon!
sr. member
Activity: 429
Merit: 250
Pythagoras and Plato are my brothers.
May 03, 2015, 09:21:09 PM
#5
I'm not sharing a single sprig of this fresh asparagus I picked minutes ago, cooked, and am currently eating.  Grin

Yuck. sounds disgusting. I'll pass. But guess what? You cant have any of my T-bone steak that I got grilling on the bbq and its wrapped in BACON!
You lose!
hero member
Activity: 1008
Merit: 502
May 03, 2015, 09:18:35 PM
#4
Ok. It is guaranteed that your thread gets a lot of views.
What next?

This is the thread about bruno that needs the views

https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/gleb-gamow-bruno-kucinskas-is-a-scammer-a-thief-a-liar-and-an-extortionist-1012713
vip
Activity: 1428
Merit: 1145
May 03, 2015, 08:11:09 PM
#3
I'm not sharing a single sprig of this fresh asparagus I picked minutes ago, cooked, and am currently eating.  Grin

Ok. It is guaranteed that your thread gets a lot of views.
What next?

Okay, since you're the first poster and am patronizing me, I'll share one sprig with you.



Okay, looks like I ate it. Better luck next time, bud.
legendary
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★Nitrogensports.eu★
May 03, 2015, 08:07:59 PM
#2
I'm not sharing a single sprig of this fresh asparagus I picked minutes ago, cooked, and am currently eating.  Grin

Ok. It is guaranteed that your thread gets a lot of views.
What next?
vip
Activity: 1428
Merit: 1145
May 03, 2015, 07:53:52 PM
#1
I'm not sharing a single sprig of this fresh asparagus I picked minutes ago, cooked, and am currently eating.  Grin
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