Topic: For how much money would you touch/lick another person's genitals? (Read 3199 times)

1. 20$
2. 20$
3. 20$
4. 20$

5. 200$
6. 200$
7. 200$
8. 200$

money is money people!

4.4.   8.4. 

Only open for negotiations are 4 and 8.

I'm open to offers from whoever has such attributes

I don't think i can do such for money.

For a billion bitcoins i wouldn't do such.

Looks like some of us here could almost earn a full Bitcoin at today's exchange rate.

The depravity to make a few dollars 

I get the feeling this is somehow sexist.

Thanks for the replies everyone. I wasn't trolling. I am personally less disgusted by the genitals of someone I consider beautiful and was just wondering if other people felt the same way. And judging by the responses, it seems like I'm not the only person who thinks this way.


Mine was actually the example I gave in the OP although I might consider half of what I put in for options 1-4 since it's just touching. And for options 5 and 6, I might do it for half of that for just licking and full price for actual sucking (probably should have made the distinction earlier).

And just for shits and giggles, for licking of the anus, my answers are: $100, $80, $80, $50.

EDIT: Also I would add an extra $50 to $100 if it's for an hour instead of a minute.

1. 5$
2. 5$
3. 5$
4. free

It just touching, I can wash my hands later

5. not gonna happen
6. not gonna happen
7. not gonna happen
8. free

5,6,7 maybe for million though.

There was a young girl from Australia,
who painted her cunt like a Dahlia.
At 5 pence a smell,
it was all very well,
but 10 pence a lick was a failure.

Not sure why anyone is surprised of the OPs troll tactic here. Just look at his screen name.
Agree with Nor9865

Funny reading some of the responses tho...haha

Ha, I was about to say "whatever doctors charge", then I thought maybe 1-4 could be performance art, fill up a theater and charge admission. Since this is so vague...

5-8, sounds like some serious testing and cleaning would need to be done for any sane person to consider it, from what DrG said.

As an aside, why do hookers exclusively target men when there are so many male dancers targeting women?

Because women can't drive?

Maybe that could be a funny joke in Kazakhstan... might need to be reworded. ... My asshole grandpa would laugh his ass off at that. I'll have to remember it.

Why would someone pay for another to touch or lick their genitals for only a minute? -Or are we establishing a minutely rate? Maybe this is some type of new service to drum up "real" hooker business... you put attractive people on the corners for extremely cheap rates (subsidized by the pimp) to bait people and get them over to the Burger King dumpster. Call it Blue Ball service internally, maybe. When finished, the cheap one leaves and the unattractive, expensive hookers come out to finish for someone who's already started and maybe willing to compromise and pay more. You could also establish policy where the attractive "baiter" could walk away but come back, but only in instances where the rate is 200% of the unattractive peoples' rates (since the "baiter" needs to be paid a higher percentage from the pimp for not looking like dysfunctional, meth-smoking trailer trash).

Well - I guess we need to redefine the technical terms, first. The Blue Ball service associate should be called the hooker, while the meth-faced person who puts in the most work would be the deboner, I guess. "Hooker" is supposed to be a perversion of the fishing term, right? I think we actually say "boning" instead of "deboning" in the US, which seems dumb as Hell - but I suppose based on whether or not the geographical area has functional brain cells, Meth Face would be called a boner instead of a deboner. Ehh.... It'd just get screwed up down the line, anyway... people would probably start calling the hookers "boners" and the boners "deboners" since the "deboned" fellow's penis'd return to a flaccid state - but then it's not really related to fishing at all.

OTOH, it's possible the johns would assume it's police entrapment since the rates are so low and women attractive, thus avoiding them entirely, and if the gross hookers are all waiting at the dumpster, you're dead in the water.

What was the question?

it would need to be will over s million dollars

What kind of question is this. Go find other forum that is fit for this kind of question.

@OP, what is your answer to your question?  This not gonna happen for me. If some random person ask me this in person, I will just punch his face without thinking.

1-4 - $86 (going Medicare rate)

5-8 - no way in hell.

When I was a medical student and intern I had to rectals on every patient I admitted to hospital even if they came in for something like heart attack.  let me tell you some people have very nasty hygiene.  I'm over it now and can keep my lunch down even with the smell of death in the room, but I'm so happy I rarely do rectals and pretty much never do pelvic exams.

C'mon now, you're just being silly about #3 10000+ BTC??
It's just touching, I'm sure you'd be happy with 0.1 BTC (or less)