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Topic: FOR SALE : One slightly used wife... - page 2. (Read 2458 times)

newbie
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Merit: 0
January 11, 2014, 02:33:33 PM
#14
The world needs to be purged clean with a pandemic.  Roll Eyes
hero member
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Merit: 506
January 11, 2014, 08:21:33 AM
#13
No thanx, already married.


wtf xD
sr. member
Activity: 672
Merit: 254
January 11, 2014, 07:10:28 AM
#12
No thanx, already married.
legendary
Activity: 1918
Merit: 1570
Bitcoin: An Idea Worth Spending
January 11, 2014, 06:50:46 AM
#11
I puked a little after the .jpg loaded.

I've heard of moisture and heat seeking venomous throbbing python of love, but .jpg is a new one for me. Perhaps, we can petition to get it on the list.
sr. member
Activity: 378
Merit: 250
January 11, 2014, 05:54:25 AM
#10
I will check first all parts then can bid on this you have this option because as you are saying slightly used its not works in picture its too much used by all parts in picture  Cheesy
sr. member
Activity: 454
Merit: 250
Technology and Women. Amazing.
January 11, 2014, 04:57:08 AM
#9
I puked a little after the .jpg loaded.
newbie
Activity: 28
Merit: 0
January 11, 2014, 02:46:00 AM
#8
I'll take her and the kids. I'm out of firewood.
full member
Activity: 173
Merit: 100
January 11, 2014, 02:36:18 AM
#7
 Cheesy
legendary
Activity: 1918
Merit: 1570
Bitcoin: An Idea Worth Spending
January 11, 2014, 12:55:23 AM
#6
When you say slightly used, do you mean the backside? The reason I'm asking is 'cause I don't think I have enough Walmart bags to cover her's and my head, in case the dozen or so on her's falls off.
full member
Activity: 168
Merit: 100
January 11, 2014, 12:50:56 AM
#5
I'll offer you 100 satoshis... Even if I'm thinking it'd be a horrible investment.

Any money-back guarantees? You know, if she doesn't, huh, deliver the goods?
member
Activity: 98
Merit: 10
January 11, 2014, 12:31:33 AM
#4
Hahah that is funny that picture is from that show america meets britian or something like that.
Funny, but like other comment ewww, that is disgusting.
legendary
Activity: 938
Merit: 1000
January 10, 2014, 09:58:15 PM
#3
i'm going to need to have escrow on this deal til delivery
hero member
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Merit: 500
January 10, 2014, 08:56:00 PM
#2
not even if you pay me
member
Activity: 112
Merit: 10
January 10, 2014, 08:24:34 PM
#1
Up for sale one slightly used wife, high miles (that means SEX), 2 kids (optional downgrade | you can take them).

accepting BTC bids starting at .1 BTC BTC. 24 hour auction!!!!

We can escrow until I fedex her and the kids. EDIT (WILL PROVIDE TRACKING NUMBER)


NEW EDIT (AFTER MUCH PM REQUEST I ADDED A PICTURE)



NOTE:
THIS IS NOT A REAL AUCTION AND JUST A JOKE.

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