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Topic: Foxpup's Merit Cycling Club 🦊 🎉 🔞 4th Anniverary Foxhole "Festivities" [NSFW] (Read 667 times)

legendary
Activity: 4326
Merit: 3041
Vile Vixen and Miss Bitcointalk 2021-2023
Looks like I missed the party unless this is one of those weeks-long orgies.
I never intended it to last this long, but lucky for you I have incredible stamina. Wink
legendary
Activity: 3290
Merit: 16489
Thick-Skinned Gang Leader and Golden Feather 2021
Looks like I missed the party
Really? I thought you were still unconscious Cheesy

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unless this is one of those weeks-long orgies.
Those are the best Cheesy
legendary
Activity: 3654
Merit: 8909
https://bpip.org
Looks like I missed the party unless this is one of those weeks-long orgies.
legendary
Activity: 2114
Merit: 15144
Fully fledged Merit Cycler - Golden Feather 22-23

Please bear in mind that some if them are inoffensive voyeurs (I am not judging them :p):

As I am not part of the gang, I am not allowed to be part of this. So I stand still, on a corner, holding my silver platter with a selection of kinky tools, alcohol, and snorting substances, for you to serve.

Of course I am blindfolded, so I cannot know who is impregnating who.


A am one of a rare breed of voyeurs: blindfolded voyeurs
legendary
Activity: 1680
Merit: 6524
Fully-fledged Merit Cycler|Spambuster'23|Pie Baker
And hey.  What happened to the party, boys?
I assume they all drunk themselves in to unconsciousness. Which is a shame, I was just getting lubed warmed up!

Please bear in mind that some if them are inoffensive voyeurs (I am not judging them :p):

Annual fox celebration including drunken shenanigans and/or sexual impropriety? Let me be one of the first ones to grab my seat to watch it!
OMG! RickDeckard is a voyeur!

RickDeckard at our party orgy from next week be like:

As I am not part of the gang, I am not allowed to be part of this. So I stand still, on a corner, holding my silver platter with a selection of kinky tools, alcohol, and snorting substances, for you to serve.

Of course I am blindfolded, so I cannot know who is impregnating who.
I am relieved to see I'm not the only one admitting to be here (uninvited).
I mean that I expect to have a much bigger (blindfolded) crowd around here, but I see that all stay silent.
(Rising a full glass towards the direction of @fillippone's voice) : cheers!



Besides, 1miau shied away in front of our "celebration" involving gimp masks and stuff like this:

Did I hear "celebration"?
Technically yes, but probably not the kind you're thinking of. Tongue



icopress was banned this year for not saying his prayers



And nutildah was busy with the camera, as always Smiley

So no worry, everybody was (still is) at his place Smiley
legendary
Activity: 2268
Merit: 18509
And hey.  What happened to the party, boys?
I assume they all drunk themselves in to unconsciousness. Which is a shame, I was just getting lubed warmed up!
legendary
Activity: 3234
Merit: 6706
Proudly Cycling Merits for Foxpup
Never get high low on your own supply? No worries, I can hook you up. Xanax? Versed? Ambien? Diprivan? Wink
Xanax and benzos....horrible detox.  Lol at the Versed.  I'd have to keep injecting myself every 30 seconds just to get through a standard party, and then I'd never remember anything anyway.  Ambien is blech.  And Diprivan?  Also milk of amnesia, and I'm not looking to get to a deep anesthetic plane.  Something makes me think that might be your specialty.

And hey.  What happened to the party, boys?
legendary
Activity: 2268
Merit: 18509
anyone got some downers to put the retired pharmacist to bed with?
Never get high low on your own supply? No worries, I can hook you up. Xanax? Versed? Ambien? Diprivan? Wink

Nothing I say is true, so don't believe me and/or use it against me in a court of law....
Same. I lost my ability to tell the truth in an unfortunate boating accident.
legendary
Activity: 3290
Merit: 16489
Thick-Skinned Gang Leader and Golden Feather 2021
LoyceV!!  Is that a registered sex offender in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Nothing about it is registered!
legendary
Activity: 3234
Merit: 6706
Proudly Cycling Merits for Foxpup
**.....I've been wide awake since my flirst post when I sed I was early....anyone got some downers to put the retired pharmacist to bed with?  The damn liquor ain't having its intended effect.  Or it coulda been all the other substances.  Nothing I say is true, so don't believe me and/or use it against me in a court of law....**

LoyceV!!  Is that a registered sex offender in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
copper member
Activity: 1610
Merit: 1898
Amazon Prime Member #7
(Alternative nude image link if Cloudflare's being... Cloudflare.)
Geeze, lamo. That is a bit much for my eyes. 🤣
legendary
Activity: 2268
Merit: 18509
Where is that FLÜGGÅӘNK∂€ČHIŒßØLʃÊN? Is it me the only one which did not have a slice?
Don't worry. There is plenty to go around! (Mildly NSFW gif.)
legendary
Activity: 1680
Merit: 6524
Fully-fledged Merit Cycler|Spambuster'23|Pie Baker
I might or I might not being in my birthday suit as well.

 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes

As you might remember I am a filthy, mustachioed, lustful Italian

My friend, you are too modest! You should be remembered for other aspects, far more important in life. Such as

Italian stallion is ready to compete.

Edit: hint it’s not a tail.



BRING ON THE FLÜGGÅӘNK∂€ČHIŒßØLʃÊN!

Where is that FLÜGGÅӘNK∂€ČHIŒßØLʃÊN? Is it me the only one which did not have a slice?
legendary
Activity: 1988
Merit: 1718
Congratulations on this anniversary. Four years is a long time and impressive. I'll open a cold beer tonight and celebrate with you. Have fun at the orgy party.  Cheesy  Cheesy

legendary
Activity: 2268
Merit: 18509
I keep learning new words!
Well, let's just hope you don't suffer from hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia!
legendary
Activity: 3290
Merit: 16489
Thick-Skinned Gang Leader and Golden Feather 2021
Local rules: No transphobia, homophobia, trypophobia, etc.
My only phobia is vestiphobia. Wink
I keep learning new words!

I'm genuinely grateful to you.
I also want to say that I am very grateful to our beloved Foxpup! What we have here is something never seen before!
I'll join the gratefulness! When I started my Avatar for Rent-topic, I never expected it to turn into a multiyear party.
legendary
Activity: 2268
Merit: 18509
I be like "Slob fluggin' my blobbitynob, F-F-Foxxx...*".
As you wish. BRING ON THE FLÜGGÅӘNK∂€ČHIŒßØLʃÊN!
legendary
Activity: 4326
Merit: 3041
Vile Vixen and Miss Bitcointalk 2021-2023
That shit is in another section.
Agreed. I'm willing to tolerate slight digressions from the scheduled orgy, but this is getting out of hand.

Learn Bitcoin, we all know what happened to ChipMixer. There is no need to discuss it further in this thread unless it (somehow) directly relates to the Merit Cycling Club and this celebration of its shenanigans.
legendary
Activity: 3234
Merit: 6706
Proudly Cycling Merits for Foxpup

Gotta axe the obvious question: who da fuk invited this dude to the party?  Please tell me this isn't some emotionally deflationary interlocuter who busted thru the security gate looking for a merit orgy.  That shit is in another section.  This here is where we don our ceremonial garb and sometimes touch each other where we pee.  I'm not sure Learn Bitcoin is either here for that or should be here for that.

I smell bacon.
legendary
Activity: 2114
Merit: 15144
Fully fledged Merit Cycler - Golden Feather 22-23
I am sorry but Probably the worst news of the day is Chipmixer Was Seized. ChipMixer was seized by US and German authorities.
1909.4 Bitcoin in 55 Transactions (44.2 Million Euro) with 7 TB Data seized. The most famous Mixer on this forum ended their journey.
Yeh, I'm curious as to what they did besides mixing crypto--if anything; I suppose we'll find out eventually, but my first instinct was that the US government needed to pilfer someone or something that wasn't likely to put up much of a fight in order to finance their insane economic policies.  But if Germany is in on it, I don't know what to think.

Fukkin' buzzkill, you.

Remember, the safeword is "flüggåɘnk∂€čhiœßølʃên". Grin
Now you're just taking advantage of the chemically lobotomized at this point, like myself, who'd never figure out how to pronounce that...thing...in time so as to avoid internal hemorrhaging or some such cat-ass-trophy.  I be like "Slob fluggin' my blobbitynob, F-F-Foxxx...*".  And then you'll have me right where you want me, right?  A'ight then.

I published a pronunciation guide, at least, this is how I pronounce it.


Remember, the safeword is "flüggåɘnk∂€čhiœßølʃên". Grin

Incredible! This is actually my safe word!

I usually I am quite talkative during convolute NSFW hole related activities, and I don't want to inadvertently stop the process pronouncing safe words.
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