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Topic: Foxpup's Merit Cycling Club 🦊 🍾 🔞 Member Promotion Announcement [NSFW] - page 2. (Read 508 times)

legendary
Activity: 3472
Merit: 3507
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How sad that after so many passionate nights with almost every member of this gang... I still have to watch the orgy through the keyhole.

Take the whole thing as an opportunity.
Now while you look through the keyhole, try to recognize where you went wrong in those sleepless passionate nights and why you were excluded from the orgy.  Wink
legendary
Activity: 1456
Merit: 5874
light_warrior ... 🕯️
How sad that after so many passionate nights with almost every member of this gang... I still have to watch the orgy through the keyhole. 🔞

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legendary
Activity: 1680
Merit: 6524
Fully-fledged Merit Cycler|Spambuster'23|Pie Baker
Wonder if theymos will change my name to h_o_l_e_o in commemoration?

LOL!



Oh well, so while we are having these drinks, for the lulz, let's go back on the memory lane and remember fillippone's inception Smiley

^^^
I am afraid having a time machine is a strict prerequisite ofor this club membership. I am working on that, but takes time. In a funny  circular reference.
I have nothing to do with this thread.
But I find it fascinating.
Everyone have their own kinks.
Obscene is capped to 50 monthly merits.
I cycled obscene amounts of merits more than one time, but with a different gang, I am afraid...
My wife doesn’t need intermediaries.

Count me in Foxpup if you want, but contact her for separate agreement.

Edited for clarity so GazetaBitcoin doesn’t see conspiracies everywhere.
The whole post is a joke.
I might or I might not have a wife
I might or might not be part of the gang
I might or might not be joking
<...>. Also, @JollyGood and @examplens, I'm afraid you lack sufficient cycled merit to become part of the wife swapping merit cycling club, but I appreciate your support. Smiley

Forty-fifth week paid.
What about me? 😉
As I said, I cannot advice for my wife, who’s swapping without me giving consent...
Adding more members would make that game so much fun. Asking for a friend.
I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.

Apparently, he was a true visionary as well:

One day, I will thank you too…

SmileySmileySmiley
legendary
Activity: 2268
Merit: 18771
4.5 years!? What a holestoric milestone! Truly monumenthole. Wonder if theymos will change my name to h_o_l_e_o in commemoration?

where are @o_e_l_e_o 
Oh, I've never left:

Ummm... I've been locked up for two weeks now and Foxxy's got the only key...

Help?
legendary
Activity: 1680
Merit: 6524
Fully-fledged Merit Cycler|Spambuster'23|Pie Baker
( where are @o_e_l_e_o and @The Sceptical Chymist ?)

I hope that The Pharmacist is not doing his best...

@The Pharmacist be like


Besides, we also need suchmoon here Smiley
legendary
Activity: 2380
Merit: 17063
Fully fledged Merit Cycler - Golden Feather 22-23
I cannot believe it.
This is a dream made true, and of course, following shenanigans and celebrations will make this day even more memorable!




I will quote my not-so-derailed thread:

Supreme Leader, your acolyte salutes you.


The Queen of Foxes guides us.
The Queen of Foxes teaches us.
The Queen of Foxes protects us.
In your light, we thrive.
In your mercy, we are sheltered.
In your wisdom, we are humbled.
We live only to serve.
Our lives (+wives, + holes) are yours.


I promise to be a filthy, moustachioed, lustful Italian devoted to you.

O M G!

I am more than surprised by our queen's kindness towards us! Thank you Supreme Leader for all your mercy! Again, I have not enough words for expressing my gratitude!



Well done my friend. It's an honour to share this hole honour with you!


Of course, in order to properly reflect the upgrade, I also adapted my Personal Text Smiley

Done that. Merit Rascal (thanks@ddmrddmr) and Pizza makers had to go!




you have to cycle an obscene amount of merit between yourself and other members of the merit/trust gang that exists in the conspiracy theory that cryptohunter's all worked up

And hoping that she will be pleased  Roll Eyes

I did my best. ( where are @o_e_l_e_o  @suchmoon and @The Sceptical Chymist ?)

Guys, on days like this, I feel honoured to join this incredible community, even if I did it for the most embarrassing reasons.
legendary
Activity: 1680
Merit: 6524
Fully-fledged Merit Cycler|Spambuster'23|Pie Baker
O M G!

I am more than surprised by our queen's kindness towards us! Thank you Supreme Leader for all your mercy! Again, I have not enough words for expressing my gratitude!

Of course, in order to properly reflect the upgrade, I also adapted my Personal Text Smiley

And congrats fillippone for your promotion to Fully felched fledged position!



Let me be the first to congratulate GazetaBitcoin and fillippone! I'll drink to that Smiley

Awww thank youuu <3



It should be also the proper time for a short prayer:

The Queen of Foxes guides us.
The Queen of Foxes teaches us.
The Queen of Foxes protects us.
In your light, we thrive.
In your mercy, we are sheltered.
In your wisdom, we are humbled.
We live only to serve.
Our lives (+wives, + holes) are yours.




That being said, I will quote myself below  Roll Eyes

foxhole felchers
It's time to paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!



I also tried to thank to our Supreme Leader in a proper manner, using some precious gems,

you have to cycle an obscene amount of merit between yourself and other members of the merit/trust gang that exists in the conspiracy theory that cryptohunter's all worked up

And hoping that she will be pleased  Roll Eyes
legendary
Activity: 3290
Merit: 16489
Thick-Skinned Gang Leader and Golden Feather 2021
Let me be the first to congratulate GazetaBitcoin and fillippone! I'll drink to that Smiley

4.5 years, time flies when you're having fun Cheesy
legendary
Activity: 4542
Merit: 3393
Vile Vixen and Miss Bitcointalk 2021-2023
Today marks the 4.5th anniversary of the Merit Cycling Club, and on this admittedly arbitrary occasion, I am pleased to announce that both GazetaBitcoin and fillippone have proved themselves worthy of promotion to fully-felched fledged Merit Cycler with the full pay and privileges that that position bestows. Congratulations. Smiley




Image copyright 2023 Foxpup. Model is over 18 years of age.
(Now with a new image host free of Cloudflare's bullshit.)




I can also assure everyone that this decision was based on wholly objective criteria and was in no way influenced by any 🦊 NSFW under the table shenanigans. 🦊 (To be clear, I'm not necessarily denying that such shenanigans took place, only that they influenced my objective decision making.)

Local rules: You know how this works by now. No *phobic disparagement of my fox hole, no matter how infamous it has become at this point.
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