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The following is a list of free services. Yes, they are free, all of them. Some of them are probably kinda funny. Why do we do this? It generates goodwill, tips and other leads. So feel free to request a free service
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LIST OF FREE SERVICES - CHECK AVAILABILITY, REQUEST/PROVIDE
We can tweet Sylvester Stallone and ask him why Rambo is so aggressive and if there is any way he could make a nice Rambo movie where Rambo is a Winnie the Pooh sorta guy
We can pretend we are a landlord and ask ourselves, did you pay your rent yet? Fortunately, as we are both the landlord and the tenant both yes and no will be acceptable answers
We can post an image of a cobra
We can contact someone named Wayne on Twitter and ask him if he is using Bitcoin yet
We can make a stickman illustration of some guy named Carl with a speech bubble which says "hello guys, how's it going"?
We can post an illustration of a Johnny and a duck for you
We can recite our favorite Coolio lyrics for you
We can write a short story about Kenny the mailman for you
We can explain what bonjour means in French for you
We can post a photo of Paris and write a short story about ninjas in the eiffel tower
We can click fifteen times on a touchpad, record the noise and post it for you
We can post a photo of a muraena
We can explain our view on Gene Simmons bass playing technique in ten words for you
We can send you a good recipe for pancake
We can make a black illustration with a green jelly inside and post it for you
We can post part of an image of a real yellow object for you
We can post a photo of an orange with an apple on top for you
We can write some funny nonsense for you in 50 words
We can sing Holy Diver for you and record a WAV file
We can send a photo and some content about a duck for you
We can post a photo of a mirror
We can ask some serious questions about questions so that the questions turn into questions
We can create a new Telegram group for you to join
We can take the temperature and report it online
We can write some tech news and publish them immediately
We can post a photo of a parrot for you
We can make a beat about Ethereum for you and post a WAV file
We can make a beat about the white whale that's coming and post a WAV file
We can post a photo of a door
We can build a tower out of something and post a photo
We can write a mockup for a quantum entanglement smart contract and publish as an HTML for you
We can ask someone if they can launch a server for you
We can write a joke for you
We can post a photo of a swimming pool
We can ask the night owl to come and take you and post a WAV file
We can recite a poem about human consciousness while playing the drums and post a WAV file
We can post a photo of a part of a gokart track
We can try to tweet Heisenberg and tell him something is hiding in the bushes (but it is uncertain whether he will reply or not)
We can write a story about the forest gnomes and publish a text file
We can make a collage of a Bitcoin address and Baskervilles hound and post an image
We can go to the djungle and write a Bitcoin address on a stone
We can send you a free Dogeparty issued token and a poem about a midnight mystery in Bratislava
We can put a battery in a glass of water and put the glass on the ground and post a photo
We can post an image of a blue horse in water
We can make an illustration of a bird
We can cast a growth spell on wheat and post an image
We can try to summon the Phoenix bird from the centre of the Earth
We can write a story about Tarzan and his laptop and post a text file
We can walk down to the beach and record some music and post a WAV file
We can make public experiments
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Good content: Funny, nice, friendly, smart, creative tech content
Not ok: Adult, gambling, government, banking, violence, weapons, drugs related content
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