In any case, it's my turn:
1) The earth is flat!!11!1 When I go up with my helicopter and hovering, why am I staying in the same position since the earth is moving? see??
2) How come earth has survived so many years until Newton created gravity in 1687? Everyone knows that before gravity earth was tied to the sun using a big rope so it didn't go out of orbit
3) If someone travels around the globe at speed of light for 6 months, when they will get back on Earth they will find me 6 months older. Screw that relativity thing, it doesn't exist
4) Everyone knows that gold is fake, it can't be found in natural state, it is invented by humans and used for market manipulation and making money. Top illuminati boys buy pure mercury (say $125 for 1 kg), they take one proton per atom which makes mercury become gold which is then sold for millions.
5) The car market is a huge manipulation to make Sheikhs and cool boys sell their oil as well as their energy on new electric cars. Everyone knows that we could design cars to work entirely on magnetism
which would make them energy free but we are trapped in capitalism.
6) Black holes? Let's not talk about this. What happens in a black hole stays in a black hole
And to end,
Some black holes spin fast enough that the equatorial centrifugal force allows some light to escape at their equators. But because the poles don't have centrifugal force, the poles don't give off light.
Dark matter and energy are probably just a bunch of black holes that we see from the poles.
Stars are probably nothing like what science says. Rather, they are simply black holes that we see the equators of.
Our sun is probably a fast-spinning black hole... one that spins so fast that we see light escaping from the whole thing. Of course, we don't have any pictures of the poles of our sun. So we don't realize that the poles are dark.
Now, let's get back to the flat Earth thread.