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Quote from: Gleb Gamow on February 03, 2016, 10:07:06 AM

Quote from: catch.me.if.you.can on February 03, 2016, 08:09:48 AM

The first day in the lodge, they tell you to bend over and pick up the soap.

I think you got your lodges mixed up. The one you alluded to is the Prison Lodge. In a Freemason Lodge, the senior members drop the soap allowing the newbies to take over, rankings dependent upon performance. After reaching a high enough rank, one gets to don The Apron, whereupon they get to drop the soap.

Don't believe me? Here's the soap they drop:

I didn't know this. This is really cool to know. Guess this one isn't much of a secret anymore. Is the soap an actual soap? I mean, did anyone ever actually tried to use it?

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Quote from: catch.me.if.you.can on February 03, 2016, 08:09:48 AM

The first day in the lodge, they tell you to bend over and pick up the soap.

I think you got your lodges mixed up. The one you alluded to is the Prison Lodge. In a Freemason Lodge, the senior members drop the soap allowing the newbies to take over, rankings dependent upon performance. After reaching a high enough rank, one gets to don The Apron, whereupon they get to drop the soap.

Don't believe me? Here's the soap they drop:

catch.me.if.you.can

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The first day in the lodge, they tell you to bend over and pick up the soap.

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I know a 32nd degree mason. He tells me that he's not allowed to go into details about their rituals. Anyways, he's a gay man and he says that gay things happen so unless you're okay with that then maybe Masonry isn't for you.

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"The fish rots from the head first"

Being ass-raped is part of their initiation process...so I've been told

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Quote from: target on February 02, 2016, 11:06:57 AM

i have a close friend who is a mason, he isn't free though. he works under the sun for a construction company. he sure needs a friend.

FREE the mason! (insert bitcoin donation address here)

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i have a close friend who is a mason, he isn't free though. he works under the sun for a construction company. he sure needs a friend.

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Those bastards are controlling the world Angry

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Quote from: catch.me.if.you.can on February 02, 2016, 09:50:10 AM

The french freemasonry accepts women.

There are a couple of lodges in the US that accept women but this is an exception to the rule. They aren't welcome in most lodges.

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The french freemasonry accepts women.

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You have to be a man and you have to believe in a supreme being. Those are two requirements that are set in stone... No pun intended.

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Ignore the trolls. Just call or write to your local Masonic Lodge and ask about joining. They're not actually a secret society, people just think that because their members include powerful people who conspire to do... conspirational things. Most of the conspiracies are actually just elaborate practical jokes that got way out of hand.

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They accept people with big diameter. The degrees in freemasonry are the diameter in cm.

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where am i? HELLO WORLD

Hmmm things do not look good for rikrikrik,

Are there open secret societies?

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I don't think that you can just join them. It's not an open society that you can join just because you want to make new friends.

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where am i? HELLO WORLD

hmmm would being a poor dishwasher reduce my chances?

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I know a dude named Jim here in Sandwich that's one of this town's biggest liars who wanted to be a Mason. Another dude from Caterpillar (Aurora) sponsored him. Results? He's a Mason.

So, to the OP, simply walk in your nearest Mason Lounge and state you wanna be a Mason, asking them if they accept cash up-front for the membership dues, but don't ask how much the dues are, for that would diminish your chances.

rikrikrik

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where am i? HELLO WORLD

Well I thought it was anonymous that was watching, and my creepy dad

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Quote from: rikrikrik on February 01, 2016, 08:29:46 PM

how do i join the freemasons?

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A true mason would never say "mwahahahahha". In fact, that seemingly simple act might be justification to exclude you from membership. They're watching!

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"The fish rots from the head first"

If you want a friend, buy a puppy.

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