this tells the average person absolutely nothing about what this is.
You aren't missing much.
Do you love inflation?
Do you sometimes feel bad that inflation doesn't rob your Bitcoins of purchasing power?
Wish your Bitcoins could slowly disintegrate over time?
Well your in luck, freicoin is the coin for you.
Some potential slogans:
"Freicoin: the only alt-coin with a wealth destruction feature built right in"
"Freicoin: the only thing free about it is the freedom to confiscate your wealth"
"Freicoin: 9 out of 10 central bankers choose Freicoin over Bitcoin"
"Freicoin: eventually you will disintigrate into nothing, shouldn't your money do the same?"
It´s Frito Coin