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legendary
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December 17, 2012, 10:36:36 AM
#23
Okay! Which one of the retard mods deleted my post that showed where the cunt lived so that this doesn't happen to anybody else? Is this forum in China? BRB, for I'm goin' to hunt the image of that bitch, the one with the butterfly (or was it a dung beetle?) on her ass.

~Cackling Bear~

Quick aside: I've been a dung beetle kick ever since I viewed that TED Talk. (sorry for not providing a link, but it'll be easy to find)

This post bought to you by the Good Humor side of my brand.
sr. member
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December 17, 2012, 10:21:31 AM
#22
I want to see Israel. I want to see my homeland. It's been so long.


full member
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December 16, 2012, 10:15:36 PM
#21
Guys...

It just happened.

What do I do now?




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December 16, 2012, 10:05:23 PM
#20
Duct tape.  Or Dettol and a wire brush.
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December 16, 2012, 10:04:08 PM
#19
congratulations!
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December 16, 2012, 09:55:43 PM
#18
You'll dream of it tonight. I guarantee.

Listen to this if you don't know what I'm talking about:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcLqVfKTtKw


legendary
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Legen -wait for it- dary
December 16, 2012, 09:48:18 PM
#17
Then his friend will just tell him that dead African American storage isn't his rooty toot tootin' business! So I fear that won't work
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December 16, 2012, 09:40:44 PM
#16
Guys...

It just happened.

What do I do now?




Just call a friend, like they did in pulp fiction.
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December 16, 2012, 09:20:54 PM
#15
I aint that much into cookies and milk anymore.

But that's a start.

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December 16, 2012, 09:19:19 PM
#14
He's seven days early. Tell him you'll have cookies and milk ready at the appointed day and not a minute earlier.
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December 16, 2012, 09:18:50 PM
#13
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December 16, 2012, 09:15:33 PM
#12
He just came.

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December 16, 2012, 09:14:03 PM
#11
Well goodlord if we are not told what the problem is how can we give you accurate advice? so far everything we have said are all trusted and true methods to fixing one of the many problems in a man's life usually involving a woman.
legendary
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December 16, 2012, 09:11:58 PM
#10
maybe not to you...

but your reaction is hilarious

I'm just going to assume what everyone else is assuming
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December 16, 2012, 09:09:27 PM
#9
I'm not sure it's funny.

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December 16, 2012, 09:08:43 PM
#8
Thanks for the advice. But I think the thing is going to turn out a little different.

legendary
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December 16, 2012, 09:08:33 PM
#7
what happened?
hero member
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December 16, 2012, 09:02:31 PM
#6
What you want to do is see if there is anything fairly heavy nearby within easy reach. While keeping your weight firmly on your foot, slide the object over to yourself. Now while very very carefully removing your foot sideways, at the same time push the object from the opposite direction onto the mine.

Let us know how it goes, dude.
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December 16, 2012, 09:02:23 PM
#5
Alright, first thing you need to do is a get a coat hanger or find a flight of stairs...
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December 16, 2012, 09:00:42 PM
#4
Dudes..
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