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June 17, 2012, 07:55:37 PM
non merci, j'aime mon penis...


J'ai voudrais ce penis Wink
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June 17, 2012, 07:53:09 PM
Shit- it would be terrible if he went the way of Atlas and offed himself. Then we would have two existentialist nutburger's deaths that would somehow be linked to the DeathCoin!

Suicide... is never an option. If I ever feel unwanted I will move to Russia and become a prostitute. Then all the men would want what I was shakin' and bakin' in my kitchen. If that does not work I will run to my local supermarket buy some milk and coco puffs and shake them the hell up in my backyard. Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?

You can't resist this bilingual jelly.

*Resisted*
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June 17, 2012, 07:50:17 PM
non merci, j'aime mon penis...
sr. member
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June 17, 2012, 06:44:16 PM
Shit- it would be terrible if he went the way of Atlas and offed himself. Then we would have two existentialist nutburger's deaths that would somehow be linked to the DeathCoin!

Suicide... is never an option. If I ever feel unwanted I will move to Russia and become a prostitute. Then all the men would want what I was shakin' and bakin' in my kitchen. If that does not work I will run to my local supermarket buy some milk and coco puffs and shake them the hell up in my backyard. Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?

You can't resist this bilingual jelly.
rjk
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1ngldh
June 17, 2012, 06:41:36 PM
Shit- it would be terrible if he went the way of Atlas and offed himself. Then we would have two existentialist nutburger's deaths that would somehow be linked to the DeathCoin!
Sucks Atlas actually didn't off himself, he's been posting up a storm on reddit and has his own lame blog now too.
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June 17, 2012, 06:17:19 PM
Shit- it would be terrible if he went the way of Atlas and offed himself. Then we would have two existentialist nutburger's deaths that would somehow be linked to the DeathCoin!
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June 17, 2012, 01:59:08 PM
Xanax works good if you take 50mg at once Smiley
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June 17, 2012, 01:45:13 PM
OP is officially the champion drama queen of the forum. What’s next: sympathy, depression, fear?

Wrong. Your mother is.
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June 17, 2012, 12:40:08 PM
haha I think they call those Hermaphrodites...
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June 17, 2012, 12:38:05 PM
LOL, you don't have a picture of a hot chic as your avatar Tongue Your sperm bucket would be the chic, no?
The internet prefers the term "cumdumpster".

We hipsters prefer "nutbucket" or "jizzbin"

Hurr durr, you're not unique because you call them a different name.  Stop trying to stand out you pathetic hipster faggot.

You see that hole between my two cheeks? No, not my mouth. Yes, there you go.. that's it. Now look down a little. That's right those two flaps. Now I need you to just suck on them. Ok?

I have a gay friend named Richard.  If you want, I can give him your number and you guys could gobble the cock and balls.
rjk
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1ngldh
June 17, 2012, 12:31:16 PM
 Undecided Sorry if you have some kind of genital deformity resulting in a flappy cock and balls. It must be difficult to get any tail.
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June 17, 2012, 12:28:52 PM
you have chin flaps? Why would you want them sucked on?
sr. member
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June 17, 2012, 11:58:36 AM
LOL, you don't have a picture of a hot chic as your avatar Tongue Your sperm bucket would be the chic, no?
The internet prefers the term "cumdumpster".

We hipsters prefer "nutbucket" or "jizzbin"

Hurr durr, you're not unique because you call them a different name.  Stop trying to stand out you pathetic hipster faggot.

You see that hole between my two cheeks? No, not my mouth. Yes, there you go.. that's it. Now look down a little. That's right those two flaps. Now I need you to just suck on them. Ok?
legendary
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June 17, 2012, 11:22:50 AM
Liberty Payout


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June 16, 2012, 10:53:47 PM
   
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June 17, 2012, 09:17:01 AM
Geez..... Everyone is a faggot around here... Why don't the real queers stand up for themselves ........




I'm changing cumdumpster to jizzaquarium
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June 17, 2012, 08:29:21 AM
LOL, you don't have a picture of a hot chic as your avatar Tongue Your sperm bucket would be the chic, no?
The internet prefers the term "cumdumpster".

We hipsters prefer "nutbucket" or "jizzbin"

Hurr durr, you're not unique because you call them a different name.  Stop trying to stand out you pathetic hipster faggot.
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Wat
June 17, 2012, 08:28:55 AM
Damn, it was 32 years ago that I was an ur-hipster, long before it was in vogue. Hell, back then even cumdumpsters were cool- you could party all night with the groupies and not worry about you would wake up with that a shot of penicillin wouldn't fix.

THE AIDS. OH GOD THE AIDS

Dont go in the pool.
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June 17, 2012, 08:28:11 AM
Damn, it was 32 years ago that I was an ur-hipster, long before it was in vogue. Hell, back then even cumdumpsters were cool- you could party all night with the groupies and not worry about you would wake up with that a shot of penicillin wouldn't fix.

THE AIDS. OH GOD THE AIDS
sr. member
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June 16, 2012, 07:29:35 PM
Damn, it was 32 years ago that I was an ur-hipster, long before it was in vogue. Hell, back then even cumdumpsters were cool- you could party all night with the groupies and not worry about you would wake up with that a shot of penicillin wouldn't fix.
sr. member
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Merit: 250
June 16, 2012, 05:53:47 PM
LOL, you don't have a picture of a hot chic as your avatar Tongue Your sperm bucket would be the chic, no?
The internet prefers the term "cumdumpster".

We hipsters prefer "nutbucket" or "jizzbin"
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