Topic: [Fun Discussion] How Will You Escape if You Find Yourself In Such Situation 😁? (Read 211 times)
December 29, 2023, 02:40:38 PM
Every problem dey get solution but this problem to find solution hard, the simple truth be say no solution to this problem cause lion and crocodile dey ground how the guy wan take escape now, talking about the snake for up as na picture we take see am no be video I believe say that snake go scroll go meet that boy cause snake dey very sensitive sometimes snake dey smell fear and if the snake know say the target dey fear na the more them go dey powerful, even if the snake bite the boy now the boy go definitely fall inside the water, I never experience snake bite before but the way people dey talk about snake bite e dey very painful so if i dey that boy shoes I no go carry my body give that snake to bite, my idea dey funny sha but na wetin I think, make the boy jump inside the water but no be the crocodile direction he can jump to another spot then make he swim fast but this idea still dey risky cause crocodile dey speed for water with that tail so I no sure say this problem get solution.
December 28, 2023, 07:57:39 PM
This is simple. And I don think m wella. The way wy I think am be say, I go drag the snake come throw way am inside the water. As the crocodiles dey distracted, I go jump down from the tree, come use the axe kill the lion. After I kill the lion finish, I go pick race make the crocodiles no remember me.
Hehehe I lagh in China. You go troway the snake enter where? You go jump down inside where? You go kill the lion with which hand? E be like say you never see lion before. because if you do you no go Yan anyhow. Say you go kill lion with axe and the lion go dey look you. you think say na goat. Apart from Sampson for Bible you don hear say person carry hand kill lion?My Brother all this thing you dey talk na because you never see yourself for this kind situation and no even pray make e near you. Because na die be this.
My question be say how the man carry climb that tree?
Knowing truewell that crocodile dey the water and him climb tree wey no get fruit. So wetting carry am ho there? And also them don carry axe wound the tree and him know say e fit fall with the tree yet e go climb. Abeg make ona ask ona self wetting that man find go there before we go look for solution.
December 28, 2023, 06:55:33 PM
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O boy na serious matter be this so, but the only solution na to just face the snake on, because that is the only lesser evil available at the moment a d as it is, you have no option than to choose one, I don look around see say everywhere is surrounded and there is no escape ruit for the victim, but he has to attempt a d does not give up like a coward, this is why I say he must face the snake. But I know others may have better thoughts towards this situation and could prefer a lesser solution to escape this situation, but I have to say that this is a tough one and deadly at the same time.
December 28, 2023, 06:23:48 PM
Haha... This cracked me a lot, showed it to someone close to me and could not still come up with a solution good enough to save the live of that young man.
Only thought of this weird solution, since the ground will be the fastest means to escape and the crocodiles can't move very fast on land and a person can run faster than snake then moving to the Lion is not a bad idea 😂, "If Musa won't go to the mountain then the mountain will come to Musa". I don't know your religion tho, but remember how God closed the mouth of the Lions when they threw Daniel in the den, that same God will do same on my case.
Only thought of this weird solution, since the ground will be the fastest means to escape and the crocodiles can't move very fast on land and a person can run faster than snake then moving to the Lion is not a bad idea 😂, "If Musa won't go to the mountain then the mountain will come to Musa". I don't know your religion tho, but remember how God closed the mouth of the Lions when they threw Daniel in the den, that same God will do same on my case.
December 28, 2023, 11:23:26 AM
OP, you no give us the hint of the situation on ground because I Don hear this riddles and joke when I dey for secondary school, and the thing wey you no add be say na sleep that boy wey hang for tree dey sleep.
Since it is a dream, the only solution is for him to wake up from his sleep and he is safe. I don dey inside mysterious dreams several times, wey be say inside the dream, I know say the only solution na for me to wake up to overcome the danger, and before I know am I go force myself for the dream to wake up, and true true, I go wake up from sleep. Na fiction be this.
Since it is a dream, the only solution is for him to wake up from his sleep and he is safe. I don dey inside mysterious dreams several times, wey be say inside the dream, I know say the only solution na for me to wake up to overcome the danger, and before I know am I go force myself for the dream to wake up, and true true, I go wake up from sleep. Na fiction be this.
December 28, 2023, 11:11:01 AM
This is simple. And I don think m wella. The way wy I think am be say, I go drag the snake come throw way am inside the water. As the crocodiles dey distracted, I go jump down from the tree, come use the axe kill the lion. After I kill the lion finish, I go pick race make the crocodiles no remember me.
With which hands will you use and drag a living snake that is coming at you when your both legs are not on the ground? Let's assume you managed to do that, and you jump down you think say the lion go dey look you dey collect the axe without diving you first? This your analysis no follow at all, you check am well, the lion is not sleeping neither is it dead . 
December 28, 2023, 08:47:56 AM
Omor if na me dey for this kind of situation guyyy, the only option wey I get na to just wake up from that dream 
. Because even for real life e dey very rear to see this kind of situation. Though survival of the fittest fit come to play, but that one sef na for the person own favour because lion and crocodile no go fit dey that close rang say dem no go pick up a fight. Beside if you look closely the distance from the crocodile and the lion dey more close than any of the two to the human. So definitely one must scarce the other one away. While the only problem left would be the snake.
I been see person post wey e say the lion go climb tree, ogah lion nor dey fit climb that kind height. And for you to commot one hand say you wan make fight with the snake e mean say na fall you just dey plan to fall. So I no lie you I am short of ideas right now as a human. There is nothing prayer cannot do, or you just wake up from the strange dream .
. Because even for real life e dey very rear to see this kind of situation. Though survival of the fittest fit come to play, but that one sef na for the person own favour because lion and crocodile no go fit dey that close rang say dem no go pick up a fight. Beside if you look closely the distance from the crocodile and the lion dey more close than any of the two to the human. So definitely one must scarce the other one away. While the only problem left would be the snake.I been see person post wey e say the lion go climb tree, ogah lion nor dey fit climb that kind height. And for you to commot one hand say you wan make fight with the snake e mean say na fall you just dey plan to fall. So I no lie you I am short of ideas right now as a human. There is nothing prayer cannot do, or you just wake up from the strange dream
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December 28, 2023, 05:55:46 AM
To every problem there is always a solution. Miracle no dey tire Jesus. Befor and after photo.
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🤣🤣 Good one bud, I love the humor in your solution, thank God all this is just an imagination, no be any body reality, else, I wonder how this your solution for really dey possible 🙆 🤣🤣. https://talkimg.com/images/2023/12/27/ILh9m.jpeg
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December 28, 2023, 05:09:47 AM
Solution dey to this problem oo but e require critical thinking. make I try my own;
If you shift go close to the snake, it will bite you but the bite no go kill you instantly.
So for me I go approach the snake smartly so that em no go fit bite me, grab am first then throw am inside the water for the crocodile to feed on. them go focus to chop the snake or the snake to bite them.
Then I go approach the lion gradually minding the tree say e wan break, I go climb to the side wey dey break so that the tree go fall towards the lion then if the tree fall on top the 🦁 lion then I go use my axes kill am.
then run go house end of problem... I won
So oya make all of una clap for me. 👏👏
Lolz 😂 😂If you shift go close to the snake, it will bite you but the bite no go kill you instantly.
So for me I go approach the snake smartly so that em no go fit bite me, grab am first then throw am inside the water for the crocodile to feed on. them go focus to chop the snake or the snake to bite them.
Then I go approach the lion gradually minding the tree say e wan break, I go climb to the side wey dey break so that the tree go fall towards the lion then if the tree fall on top the 🦁 lion then I go use my axes kill am.
then run go house end of problem... I won
So oya make all of una clap for me. 👏👏
Easier said than done, no forget say snakes dey different types, e get snake wey if e bite person, na matter of seconds the person Don give up.
For me sha, I don reason this matter left and right, front and back, and if na for me to really talk truth and shame the devil, I go follow for people wey talk say, make the nigga wey find in him self for this kind situation just confess him sin, and say his or her last prayer
. Because honestly, e go hard for person to come out from such situation, except God come down con close the mouth of the lion, also close the mouth of the crocodiles, and as well make the snake to not be able to bite, na im be say the person fit Waka comot from such condition alive and bite free.To every problem there is always a solution. Miracle no dey tire Jesus. Befor and after photo.
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🤣🤣 Good one bud, I love the humor in your solution, thank God all this is just an imagination, no be any body reality, else, I wonder how this your solution for really dey possible 🙆 🤣🤣. https://talkimg.com/images/2023/12/27/ILh9m.jpeg
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December 27, 2023, 09:15:52 PM
Solution dey to this problem oo but e require critical thinking. make I try my own;
If you shift go close to the snake, it will bite you but the bite no go kill you instantly.
So for me I go approach the snake smartly so that em no go fit bite me, grab am first then throw am inside the water for the crocodile to feed on. them go focus to chop the snake or the snake to bite them.
Then I go approach the lion gradually minding the tree say e wan break, I go climb to the side wey dey break so that the tree go fall towards the lion then if the tree fall on top the 🦁 lion then I go use my axes kill am.
then run go house end of problem... I won
So oya make all of una clap for me. 👏👏
If you shift go close to the snake, it will bite you but the bite no go kill you instantly.
So for me I go approach the snake smartly so that em no go fit bite me, grab am first then throw am inside the water for the crocodile to feed on. them go focus to chop the snake or the snake to bite them.
Then I go approach the lion gradually minding the tree say e wan break, I go climb to the side wey dey break so that the tree go fall towards the lion then if the tree fall on top the 🦁 lion then I go use my axes kill am.
then run go house end of problem... I won
So oya make all of una clap for me. 👏👏
December 27, 2023, 06:48:16 PM
Something wey I see there for dey possible be say you fit use one of your hand take break one of the branches after which you carry am threaten the snake, and when the snake shift then you shift as well before then you don come out from water then leaving you and Lion, you fit use that same branch wey you break take threaten the snake carry scare the lion away from then you run find your way out of that place.
Although even though that Branch wey you dey break still dey under probability but that is the only solution to take first scare the snake away then move out from under wey crocodile dey to side wey snake dey since you carry branches to scare the snake away you fit come down too take scare the lion away. This one na under do or die assignment wey you must do to save your life otherwise no way oo.
Although even though that Branch wey you dey break still dey under probability but that is the only solution to take first scare the snake away then move out from under wey crocodile dey to side wey snake dey since you carry branches to scare the snake away you fit come down too take scare the lion away. This one na under do or die assignment wey you must do to save your life otherwise no way oo.
December 27, 2023, 01:30:23 PM
This kind thing de only happen for dream and the way the dream de take end de sweet me wetin no good.
You go just see say you no get any escape route and the only thing when go come out of your mouth na "Jesus, Jesus, Jesus.
As the tree de try to land inside the water na so you go just take wake up from your sleep come de breath out wetin no good.
I no go wan imagine say this thing go happen for my real life because I go cry till the snakes and crocodile go pity me run comot.
You go just see say you no get any escape route and the only thing when go come out of your mouth na "Jesus, Jesus, Jesus.
As the tree de try to land inside the water na so you go just take wake up from your sleep come de breath out wetin no good.
I no go wan imagine say this thing go happen for my real life because I go cry till the snakes and crocodile go pity me run comot.
December 27, 2023, 12:51:12 PM
This is simple. And I don think m wella. The way wy I think am be say, I go drag the snake come throw way am inside the water. As the crocodiles dey distracted, I go jump down from the tree, come use the axe kill the lion. After I kill the lion finish, I go pick race make the crocodiles no remember me.
Lolz this was a short story from the puzzle family in those days which we were using it to catch crush in the moon light drama and play with a lot of children. There are time even the narrator of the story would not have an answer so we would all just laughed and go. And what you have said the answer from your side and everyone is always have their answer on this story. If you try to hold the snake, the snake will also bite you unless you are smart enough to drag the snake fast and drop it in the river. And if snake bite you you won't die instant and if you survive there you can cure yourself with antipoison drugs. By the way I will also go with your method. Lolz.
But that is a big risky oh but it is the only alternative.
December 27, 2023, 12:28:36 PM
This is simple. And I don think m wella. The way wy I think am be say, I go drag the snake come throw way am inside the water. As the crocodiles dey distracted, I go jump down from the tree, come use the axe kill the lion. After I kill the lion finish, I go pick race make the crocodiles no remember me.
December 27, 2023, 08:08:09 AM
OK, guys and ladies wey dey this house, Happy Christmas to you all, and happy new year in advance..
Yesterday when I be dey browse around the internet, I con jam one image wey I go post below.
, So, person post the above image con dey ask how person wey find himself for such situation fit take get out if alive, and since that yesterday wey I see this, my mind never fit come up with any possible solution, e con be like say this na one kind puzzle wey dey very difficult to solve.
This na why I bring the matta come here, bcus say, I know say we get some really smart a** naija brothas and sistas here.
So, the question na, if you find yourself for this kind situation, how you go take come out of it alive and possibly unhurt?
Remember say this no be serious discussion, but this still no be free ticket to spam, no body dey pray say make you ever see yourself like the above image, this na all but for us to just have fun while sharing ideas.
Op it is not easy to get out of this situation alive because the crocodile is just looking for an opportunity for me to fall into the water so that he can use me as a lunch meal, the snake wants to bite me for coming to his zone, and the lion is waiting for me to see what the snake and the crocodile will do to make me fall it from the tree. For me, I will pull my short and use it to fight the snake to see if it can fall from the tree, which will cause a distraction between the lion and the crocodile, in the process I will get to the end of the tree branch I am holding to force the tree to break and make me be a little bit far from the crocodile. Before they will know what is happening I will swim to that hill that is in the water and save myself there. May God help me with this strategy. Yesterday when I be dey browse around the internet, I con jam one image wey I go post below.
, So, person post the above image con dey ask how person wey find himself for such situation fit take get out if alive, and since that yesterday wey I see this, my mind never fit come up with any possible solution, e con be like say this na one kind puzzle wey dey very difficult to solve. This na why I bring the matta come here, bcus say, I know say we get some really smart a** naija brothas and sistas here.
So, the question na, if you find yourself for this kind situation, how you go take come out of it alive and possibly unhurt?
Remember say this no be serious discussion, but this still no be free ticket to spam, no body dey pray say make you ever see yourself like the above image, this na all but for us to just have fun while sharing ideas.
December 27, 2023, 07:35:00 AM
Na very difficult situation dy here oo, but too me if you wan come out alive here, grace need to be by ur side in the sense that, if the lion climb the tree, the tree go break and fall inside the river, at that point is either you swing over and fall on the land or you, the lion and the snake fall inside the river, but if you and the lion fall inside the river then I dy sure say The lion and the crocodile go focus on each other instead of you, and na the best way to escape be that, because I see the snake as less treat than the lion and crocodile wey fit kill you instantly.
But if na me, I go try my best to lure the lion to climb the tree so that I fit take my chance, once the tree break.
But if na me, I go try my best to lure the lion to climb the tree so that I fit take my chance, once the tree break.
Oga how you wan take make the lion climb the tree and you no go fall follow them inside the water. See the position wey the person dey and also the direction wey d tree go cut go. Anything west go make that tree fall if the lion climb am, na for you and the snake to enter water including the lion wey climb the tree. But the lion own fit no enter sef if him no too climb up before the tree break. Dis ma very deadly situation wey be say na only God go save you my guy, even your smartness no go save you here except divine intervention.
December 27, 2023, 07:15:19 AM
God no go fit give ius problem we no go ft carry. Just like I dey always say I never see a deaf+dumb+blind+ physically defoemed man or woman. That is to tell you say e no dey possible. Its just a mear absumtion that is not possible. This picture above is trying to potray the worst times of our lives and how we can approach or scale through it. But the fact still remain that if some one meet an ugly incident like this and no other way, just know that is the end of your life. But if you are pretty lucky you might be given a second chance. Afteral Daniel was thrown in a lions den according to the Bible yet he survied and also john was thrown in a boiling oil and was covered, yet he did not die so nothing is impossible for the lord to do.
December 27, 2023, 07:01:02 AM
Na very difficult situation dy here oo, but too me if you wan come out alive here, grace need to be by ur side in the sense that, if the lion climb the tree, the tree go break and fall inside the river, at that point is either you swing over and fall on the land or you, the lion and the snake fall inside the river, but if you and the lion fall inside the river then I dy sure say The lion and the crocodile go focus on each other instead of you, and na the best way to escape be that, because I see the snake as less treat than the lion and crocodile wey fit kill you instantly.
But if na me, I go try my best to lure the lion to climb the tree so that I fit take my chance, once the tree break.
Which time do you have to lure the lion to climb the tree my friend? The snake is coming faster at you and the lion seems to be relaxed waiting for you patiently. The way I see this is just to keep climbing towards the edge of where you are holding hands so that your weight will add pressure to the tree since it's already cut and this will make it to fall and the noise will scare the animals to run for their safety. But if na me, I go try my best to lure the lion to climb the tree so that I fit take my chance, once the tree break.
December 27, 2023, 07:00:29 AM
To every problem there is always a solution. Miracle no dey tire Jesus. Befor and after photo.
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December 27, 2023, 06:39:11 AM
Only the miracle of God can get a person out of this kinda situation unhurt.
These are 3 deadly animals which no one will ever want to have an encounter with. You can’t out run a lion on land and you can’t out swim a crocodile as well so I don’t think any of those is an option but coming up with a possible solution, it won’t guarantee you escaping unharmed but it is worth a try, i think what i would do is to attempt to fight the snake with my legs which obviously I would get bitten but with the intention of forcing it to fall down, if the snake falls then the snake and the lion will get into a fight which will distract them for a while and give you an opportunity to make a run a for it.
I know my plan sounds ridiculous but it could work out if God’s mercy is with you.
These are 3 deadly animals which no one will ever want to have an encounter with. You can’t out run a lion on land and you can’t out swim a crocodile as well so I don’t think any of those is an option but coming up with a possible solution, it won’t guarantee you escaping unharmed but it is worth a try, i think what i would do is to attempt to fight the snake with my legs which obviously I would get bitten but with the intention of forcing it to fall down, if the snake falls then the snake and the lion will get into a fight which will distract them for a while and give you an opportunity to make a run a for it.
I know my plan sounds ridiculous
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