WHY THE F%% DOESNT MTGOX LET ME GET MY COINS IN WALLET TO SELL TO USD???
Perhaps you didn't get the memo, but Bitcoin is broken right now. Bitcoins cannot be safely transferred on the blockchain. 
Topic: Funny Bitcoin HEADLINES! - page 3. (Read 10213 times)
No one else has headlines?
Cheap coins tomorrow! Figures this would happen the same day ol' Jonesy hypes up BTC on his show. Maybe this will keep the price up when all his listeners start buying BTC? haha
Gotta say some of those headlines are pretty creative.
if you already choose to post this news, which is not a bad thing put it in perspective and try to be less of a sensationalist
What's even more funny than these headlines are the people that totally missed the point
I laughed.
if you already choose to post this news, which is not a bad thing put it in perspective and try to be less of a sensationalist
What's even more funny than these headlines are the people that totally missed the point
I've gathered up some headlines from various sources regarding the recent blockchain fork. Got any headlines? Add yours!
"Bitcoin Broken, Bug Bogs Blockchain!" - Bitcoin Informer
"Bitcoin Crash is Litecoin Cash" - Altcoin Watch
"Blockchain Stops While Bitcoin Drops" -MPOE Newswire
"Exchanges Paused While Devs Bash Banking Bugs" -De Central Banker
"Price Plummets Pending Programmer Patch" -Bitcoin Enquirer
"Bitcoin Cripple Good For Ripple" - ClosedCoin press wire
"Oversized Block Cock Blocks Blockchain" - Larry Flynt Tech Blog
"Bitcoin Broken, Bug Bogs Blockchain!" - Bitcoin Informer
"Bitcoin Crash is Litecoin Cash" - Altcoin Watch
"Blockchain Stops While Bitcoin Drops" -MPOE Newswire
"Exchanges Paused While Devs Bash Banking Bugs" -De Central Banker
"Price Plummets Pending Programmer Patch" -Bitcoin Enquirer
"Bitcoin Cripple Good For Ripple" - ClosedCoin press wire
"Oversized Block Cock Blocks Blockchain" - Larry Flynt Tech Blog
Bitcoins are fine, you should be ashamed as a hero member to spread panic among the community.
Agreed!
Seriously, wtf @misterbigg ... if you already choose to post this news, which is not a bad thing put it in perspective and try to be less of a sensationalist
CRASHING BETWEEN 43 $ AND 46 $ RIGHT NOW
HOW TO GET MY COINS FROM WALLET INTO MTGOX?? WHY THE F%% DOESNT MTGOX LET ME GET MY COINS IN WALLET TO SELL TO USD???
HOW TO GET MY COINS FROM WALLET INTO MTGOX?? WHY THE F%% DOESNT MTGOX LET ME GET MY COINS IN WALLET TO SELL TO USD???
I believe it's for your own good, any recent transaction may become lost/reversed once the 0.7 chain catches up. Though it sucks that you can't sell if now if you wanted to.
CRASHING BETWEEN 43 $ AND 46 $ RIGHT NOW
HOW TO GET MY COINS FROM WALLET INTO MTGOX?? WHY THE F%% DOESNT MTGOX LET ME GET MY COINS IN WALLET TO SELL TO USD???
HOW TO GET MY COINS FROM WALLET INTO MTGOX?? WHY THE F%% DOESNT MTGOX LET ME GET MY COINS IN WALLET TO SELL TO USD???
Bitcoins are fine, you should be ashamed as a hero member to spread panic among the community.
I don't make up the news I just report it!
I've gathered up some headlines from various sources regarding the recent blockchain fork. Got any headlines? Add yours!
"Bitcoin Broken, Bug Bogs Blockchain!" - Bitcoin Informer
"Bitcoin Crash is Litecoin Cash" - Altcoin Watch
"Blockchain Stops While Bitcoin Drops" -MPOE Newswire
"Exchanges Paused While Devs Bash Banking Bugs" -De Central Banker
"Price Plummets Pending Programmer Patch" -Bitcoin Enquirer
"Bitcoin Cripple Good For Ripple" - ClosedCoin press wire
"Oversized Block Cock Blocks Blockchain" - Larry Flynt Tech Blog
"Bitcoin Broken, Bug Bogs Blockchain!" - Bitcoin Informer
"Bitcoin Crash is Litecoin Cash" - Altcoin Watch
"Blockchain Stops While Bitcoin Drops" -MPOE Newswire
"Exchanges Paused While Devs Bash Banking Bugs" -De Central Banker
"Price Plummets Pending Programmer Patch" -Bitcoin Enquirer
"Bitcoin Cripple Good For Ripple" - ClosedCoin press wire
"Oversized Block Cock Blocks Blockchain" - Larry Flynt Tech Blog
I lol'd
Thanks for the quick FUD but actually bitcoin price only dropped $48 to about $43 and is already up to $46.
Well that sucks. I was looking forward to sub-$40 prices for a while. Bitcoins are fine, you should be ashamed as a hero member to spread panic among the community.
I don't make up the news I just report it!
I've gathered up some headlines from various sources regarding the recent blockchain fork. Got any headlines? Add yours!
"Bitcoin Broken, Bug Bogs Blockchain!" - Bitcoin Informer
"Bitcoin Crash is Litecoin Cash" - Altcoin Watch
"Blockchain Stops While Bitcoin Drops" -MPOE Newswire
"Exchanges Paused While Devs Bash Banking Bugs" -De Central Banker
"Price Plummets Pending Programmer Patch" -Bitcoin Enquirer
"Bitcoin Cripple Good For Ripple" - ClosedCoin press wire
"Oversized Block Cock Blocks Blockchain" - Larry Flynt Tech Blog
"Bitcoin Broken, Bug Bogs Blockchain!" - Bitcoin Informer
"Bitcoin Crash is Litecoin Cash" - Altcoin Watch
"Blockchain Stops While Bitcoin Drops" -MPOE Newswire
"Exchanges Paused While Devs Bash Banking Bugs" -De Central Banker
"Price Plummets Pending Programmer Patch" -Bitcoin Enquirer
"Bitcoin Cripple Good For Ripple" - ClosedCoin press wire
"Oversized Block Cock Blocks Blockchain" - Larry Flynt Tech Blog
Bitcoins are fine, you should be ashamed as a hero member to spread panic among the community.
sensationalist much?
LMFAOO
Thanks for the quick FUD but actually bitcoin price only dropped $48 to about $43 and is already up to $46.
THESE ARE NOT REAL HEADLINES, IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T FIGURED IT OUT!!
I've gathered up some headlines from various sources regarding the recent blockchain fork. Got any headlines? Add yours!
"Bitcoin Broken, Bug Bogs Blockchain!" -Bitcoin Informer
"Bitcoin Crash is Litecoin Cash" -Altcoin Watch
"Bitcoin Ills Bring Litecoin Shills" -Quack Alert
"Blockchain Stops While Bitcoin Drops" -MPOE Newswire
"Exchanges Paused While Devs Bash Banking Bugs" -De Central Banker
"Price Plummets Pending Programmer Patch" -Bitcoin Enquirer
"Bitcoin Cripple Good For Ripple" -ClosedCoin press wire
"Oversized Block Cock Blocks Blockchain" -Larry Flynt Tech Blog
"Gox Blocked By Botched Block" -The Foreign Exchange
"Premature Patch Precipitates Price Plunge" -Litecoincharts.com
"Blockchain Woes Bring Bitcoin Lows" -SatoshiHedge.com
"Dead Puppies Found, Devs Call Pound" -ASPCA Mailing List
"Forked Chain Boggles Bitcoin Brains" -The Daily Developer
"Block Bloat Sinks Bitcoin Boat" -Hashwatch
"Chain Split Makes Lemmings Quit, Price Drops Like Its Hot" -High Times
"Blockchain Splits Force IRC Kicks" -gmaxwell (#bitcoin IRC)
"Ask Walls Fall As Clients Stall" -Bittrade Insider
"Buyers Get Deals As Blockchain Heals" -HYIP Monitor
"Price In Air During Blockchain Repair" -Bitcommunity
"Chain Fork Trims Pork: Price Sliced" -The Weekly Meat
"Blockchain Fork Borks Bitcoin Dorks" -Nerd World
"Mystery Miner Brings Price Chop With Attack Block, Dirty Deeds Do Coins Cheap" -Unidirectional Flow
"Double Spends As Blockchain Mend Ends" -Miner Times
"Devs Burn Candle: Bitcoin Scandal Handled" -Gnational Gnus
"Lack Of Locks Blasts Blocks; BDB Blamed" -Bater Dasing
"SatoshiDICE Plays Nice, Pulls Plug Pending Patch" -GamblingWorld
"Lack of Blockchain Quorum Knocks Out Forum" -The Post
...
and the obligatory meme
I've gathered up some headlines from various sources regarding the recent blockchain fork. Got any headlines? Add yours!
"Bitcoin Broken, Bug Bogs Blockchain!" -Bitcoin Informer
"Bitcoin Crash is Litecoin Cash" -Altcoin Watch
"Bitcoin Ills Bring Litecoin Shills" -Quack Alert
"Blockchain Stops While Bitcoin Drops" -MPOE Newswire
"Exchanges Paused While Devs Bash Banking Bugs" -De Central Banker
"Price Plummets Pending Programmer Patch" -Bitcoin Enquirer
"Bitcoin Cripple Good For Ripple" -ClosedCoin press wire
"Oversized Block Cock Blocks Blockchain" -Larry Flynt Tech Blog
"Gox Blocked By Botched Block" -The Foreign Exchange
"Premature Patch Precipitates Price Plunge" -Litecoincharts.com
"Blockchain Woes Bring Bitcoin Lows" -SatoshiHedge.com
"Dead Puppies Found, Devs Call Pound" -ASPCA Mailing List
"Forked Chain Boggles Bitcoin Brains" -The Daily Developer
"Block Bloat Sinks Bitcoin Boat" -Hashwatch
"Chain Split Makes Lemmings Quit, Price Drops Like Its Hot" -High Times
"Blockchain Splits Force IRC Kicks" -gmaxwell (#bitcoin IRC)
"Ask Walls Fall As Clients Stall" -Bittrade Insider
"Buyers Get Deals As Blockchain Heals" -HYIP Monitor
"Price In Air During Blockchain Repair" -Bitcommunity
"Chain Fork Trims Pork: Price Sliced" -The Weekly Meat
"Blockchain Fork Borks Bitcoin Dorks" -Nerd World
"Mystery Miner Brings Price Chop With Attack Block, Dirty Deeds Do Coins Cheap" -Unidirectional Flow
"Double Spends As Blockchain Mend Ends" -Miner Times
"Devs Burn Candle: Bitcoin Scandal Handled" -Gnational Gnus
"Lack Of Locks Blasts Blocks; BDB Blamed" -Bater Dasing
"SatoshiDICE Plays Nice, Pulls Plug Pending Patch" -GamblingWorld
"Lack of Blockchain Quorum Knocks Out Forum" -The Post
...
and the obligatory meme
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