[FUNNY] How to clone, copy and replicate BTC

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Quote from: jeannemadrigal2 on June 15, 2015, 03:30:41 PM

Quote from: eXpl0sive on June 15, 2015, 01:44:18 PM

Just in case the original link goes offline forever, here's the guy:

OK so this makes the original post funnier. At first I didn't really see much humor, I just thought it was kind of sad that someone spent the time to type that out. But it this guy is actually a math man then it is a little bit funny.

Seems like a serious guy. Do not know how he will take the trolls happening on him here Grin

But still instead of duplicating anything, he could have contributed for making bitcoins safer. If he is that big a mathematician, then it should not be a difficult thing for him.

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Thank you for providing my Tuesday fun:)

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Prince Alli Abuabua from Nigeria contacted me yesterday and informed me that he was sending me money to launder for him. All I have to do is pay the fee to have it shipped to me.

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Quote from: dominicg on June 15, 2015, 01:11:26 PM

Quote from: Digit-0 on June 15, 2015, 10:17:05 AM

Quote from: oblivi on June 14, 2015, 06:23:52 PM

That's fake and gay, here's the actual way to clone your Bitcoins.
1) Find your Bitcoin wallet.dat file
2) Copy this file
3) Paste it
4) Now you got two wallets, you just doubled your money
5) Repeat as many times you want
6) Huh

??
7) PROFIT

shhhh dont give them ideas or they will use it again and again, thats our secret man, at least you didnt tell them to use it at nights only because if you use it per day it wont work Tongue

Oh common guys, don't mock the poor guy. He has done so much of hard work in analyzing everything and actually coming to the conclusion of replicating the bitcoins. Cheesy

He needs to be applauded and made next Satoshi Grin

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w you have it ,,,? Come on guys can you share with me Cheesy

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Quote from: eXpl0sive on June 15, 2015, 01:44:18 PM

Just in case the original link goes offline forever, here's the guy:

OK so this makes the original post funnier. At first I didn't really see much humor, I just thought it was kind of sad that someone spent the time to type that out. But it this guy is actually a math man then it is a little bit funny.

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waiting to explode

Just in case the original link goes offline forever, here's the guy:

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Quote from: Digit-0 on June 15, 2015, 10:17:05 AM

Quote from: oblivi on June 14, 2015, 06:23:52 PM

That's fake and gay, here's the actual way to clone your Bitcoins.
1) Find your Bitcoin wallet.dat file
2) Copy this file
3) Paste it
4) Now you got two wallets, you just doubled your money
5) Repeat as many times you want
6) Huh

??
7) PROFIT

shhhh dont give them ideas or they will use it again and again, thats our secret man, at least you didnt tell them to use it at nights only because if you use it per day it wont work Tongue

Oh common guys, don't mock the poor guy. He has done so much of hard work in analyzing everything and actually coming to the conclusion of replicating the bitcoins. Cheesy

He needs to be applauded and made next Satoshi Grin

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in the end, you only find the beginning

Quote from: oblivi on June 14, 2015, 06:23:52 PM

That's fake and gay, here's the actual way to clone your Bitcoins.
1) Find your Bitcoin wallet.dat file
2) Copy this file
3) Paste it
4) Now you got two wallets, you just doubled your money
5) Repeat as many times you want
6) Huh

??
7) PROFIT

shhhh dont give them ideas or they will use it again and again, thats our secret man, at least you didnt tell them to use it at nights only because if you use it per day it wont work Tongue

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Here are the scopes of how much we obtain transferring the amount X (from A to B) and permanently replicating it through a chargeback (from B to A):

0.0001 BTC gives from 0.000001 to 0.000013 BTC of the revenue
0.001 BTC gives from 0.00001 to 0.00015 BTC of the revenue
0.01 BTC gives from 0.0002 to 0.0019 BTC of the revenue
0.1 BTC gives from 0.003 to 0.02 BTC of the revenue
1 BTC gives from 0.05 to 0.21 BTC of the revenue
10 BTC gives from 0.3 to 2.5 BTC of the revenue

Probably (not calculated yet):
100 BTC gives from 5 to 27 BTC of the revenue
1000 BTC gives from 70 to 320 BTC of the revenue

The amount of BTC in a particular scope (from to) depends on a particular wallet address and some aspects of its synchronization with the BTC network.

This is hilarious, especially the above quoted part. He claims he doesn't have enough BTC to actually carry out these tests (and so he is asking for donations so that he can test it out), he has already 'researched' how much exact amount you can yield using this method!

This is good, I want more of these coming! Grin

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waiting to explode

No wonder his donation address is empty Cheesy

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Quote from: oblivi on June 14, 2015, 06:23:52 PM

That's fake and gay, here's the actual way to clone your Bitcoins.
1) Find your Bitcoin wallet.dat file
2) Copy this file
3) Paste it
4) Now you got two wallets, you just doubled your money
5) Repeat as many times you want
6) Huh

??
7) PROFIT

Nice Joke

If that can be aplication on real no body interesting about bitcoin

because you can doubled your bitoin every second every minute every hours every day every time

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Quote from: oblivi on June 14, 2015, 06:23:52 PM

That's fake and gay, here's the actual way to clone your Bitcoins.
1) Find your Bitcoin wallet.dat file
2) Copy this file
3) Paste it
4) Now you got two wallets, you just doubled your money
5) Repeat as many times you want
6) Huh

??
7) PROFIT

lol this is how many think that the bitcoin XT fork will work, to double your coins

they forget that spending from one wallet will spend from any other copy of it

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Quote from: oblivi on June 14, 2015, 06:23:52 PM

That's fake and gay, here's the actual way to clone your Bitcoins.
1) Find your Bitcoin wallet.dat file
2) Copy this file
3) Paste it
4) Now you got two wallets, you just doubled your money
5) Repeat as many times you want
6) Huh

??
7) PROFIT

Haha that is funny. If bitcoin were a tangible asset then that would work, but fortunately it is not.

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That's fake and gay, here's the actual way to clone your Bitcoins.
1) Find your Bitcoin wallet.dat file
2) Copy this file
3) Paste it
4) Now you got two wallets, you just doubled your money
5) Repeat as many times you want
6) Huh

??
7) PROFIT

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You can just grab the bitcoin source code, set the genesis block to 100000 BTC, and start mining it.

Of course that would not be bitcoin, because its a different network, but you could call it bitcoin for the sake of this joke...

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Thanks, OP, this is pretty funny!

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Well i guess you could actually trick people with this. Everything it says makes a little bit of sense, kind of, haha. Im really curious how many people fell for this, if any. At least people in this forum its probably more skeptical than others because of the insane amoun of scams that happen or try to happen here.

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If you want more fun, just search "TrollScience" comics. Cheesy

Code:

bitcoin::clone(){
 do{
  coin.clone();
 }while(i < coins);
}
//Are you jelly, Satoshi?

Warning:

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I created a small script-calculator. (calculator.exe)

It could be a wallet stealer.
https://www.virustotal.com/en/url/1d237f3c6f0371922ff4b3b68c3f587552de27fcfab36ae92f843ce5be338fe8/analysis/

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