Topic: Funny jokes for a small donation! (Read 2888 times)

All these jokes you copied out of other websites. I Googled a sentence and each one was posted somewhere before.


I assumed for a donation you would write them on your own from scratch.

Guy sits on the river edge, with his dick in the water.

Stranger walks past, and think, this looks very strange. Being curious, he walks over.

Stranger : Good afternoon Sir, might I ask, what you are doing?

Guy with dick in the water : Catchin Dumbkunts!

Stranger : Wow ....How many have you caught?

Guy with dick in the water : You the first one. 


 

Happy to read this thread, it is funny.

Question - When does a women have the most hair between her legs?

Answer - When she sits on a horse. 

Ummmm what did you think... hmmmmm......................................................

I don't mind him copying the jokes, as long as they're funny 

Get you own joke ! dont take it from internet... Everybody can use google !

I will give a free video tomorrow instead of a joke!

These jokes are funny. Except the last one

 

Joke of the Day!

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" 
Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I’m the breadwinner of the family, so let’s call me capitalism.  Your Mom, she’s the administrator of the money, so we’ll call her the Government.  We’re here to take care of your needs, so we’ll call you the people.  The nanny, we’ll consider her the Working Class.  And your baby brother, we’ll call him the Future. 

Now, think about that and see if that makes sense,"  So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what dad had said. 

Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him.  He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper.  So the little boy goes to his parents’ room and finds his mother sound asleep.  Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny’s room.  Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny.  He gives up and goes back to bed.   

The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I Understand the concept of politics now."  The father says, "Good son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about."  The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit."

You get this from a book or cracker. This joke is old.

That was a good one

Thank you very much! 


A doctor says to his patient, “I have bad news and worse news”.

“Oh dear, what's the bad news?” asks the patient.

The doctor replies, “You only have 24 hours to live.”

“That's terrible”, said the patient. “How can the news possibly be worse?”

The doctor replies, “I've been trying to contact you since yesterday.” 

I find this thread entertaining 

I have send you a small donation (tx id:83ca7dbaedcbdf77df041c5295df4455f992f644366992d092f158fb41d7acca) to keep you motivated to continue developing your concept and posting jokes

Awesome!

I like this service, I will buy a video soon!!

goodluck with your service.

Joke of the day!

A girl realized that she had grown hair between her legs. She got worried and asked her mom about that hair.

Her mom calmly said, “That part where the hair has grown is called Monkey, be proud that your monkey has grown hair.” …. the girl smiled.

At dinner, she told her sister, “My monkey has grown hair.”

Her sister smiled and said, “That’s nothing, mine is already eating bananas.”

A lot of 15 year olds who don't know of a better way to get a dollar

bump

I will search on the internet for the best video, but I like your idea about making my own videos and I will do that in the future!

But for now I will use a video from the internet.