If they were to "find some in inventory" I suspect they would be made out of Unicorn horns covered with Bigfoot skin filled with Fairy Dust.
"Comes in three sizes! Gullible, Really Gullible, and REALLY, REALLY, GULLIBLE!
Buy Now! Supplies are limited!!"
Edit to add:
My guess is that "hacks" will be used as yet another excuse at some point, whether they are outside or Inside Job hacks makes no difference.
"Awe shucks guys! Dad blame hackers took down Paycoin blockchain again so I can't hand out your candybars yet again. Gosh darn it all ta heck!"