I wanted to, but there were two problems:
1. In order to provide appropriate granularity and with the polling available from the forum, I'd need sixty options - 30 for length and 30 for circumference. A list that long would be confusing and the data hard to export.
2. There would be significant skew caused by males voting up their own particular size in the vain hope that actual women would look at the results and think 'Well I never, 3 and a half by three inches is favoured by the majority of women? What am I missing out on? Hmmmm. Perhaps I should try one".
That’s a good point. Size doesn’t matter anyway if they have a talented tongue and strong jaw muscles.
I used to date this girl in Tunica, MS, who's now a lead prosecuting attorney in Memphis, TN. We used to both just sit on the bed in the hotel room and watch each other (what's another word for masturbate?), for that's how she got her rocks off. Finally, we were going to do the nasty, but just before penetration, she bellowed, "I object!"
(true story)A couple weeks ago, I was at this alpaca farm...
~Bruno~
