Unfortunately, I have not reached Junior Member status. I have always been at least a Full Member since I first registered, completely bypassing the Newbie and Junior Member ranks. You see, I have a special arrangement with Satoshi Nakamoto. I gave him my immortal soul in exchange for the Full Member rank, so I could get out of the Newbie jail early. I have since realised that there are easier ways of doing this, and I plan to use this bitcent to buy my soul back, if Satoshi agrees.
(Okay, I lied. I did actually reach Junior Member status before becoming a Full Member. Satoshi Nakamoto does not own my immortal soul. I'm not going to use my bitcent to buy my or anyone else's soul, instead I'm going to save it until I have enough bitcents to build that space station I always wanted.)
+1
I like stories!
(a bitcent to you for your literary effort if you promise to spend it on a daring wager on satoshidice; see above)
Deal. I'll put it all on lessthan 1. I'm feeling lucky.
Awesome! Bitcent sent.
http://satoshidice.com/full.php?tx=2528f68494b7260c2406ba0d2bb8d5ac7826924fc7d8fbbf190b7999fa0108cd