You obviously think this community is a big joke. But we are dealing with real money here, "EthanB"
Let's review what you have done in your short two days here on our forum:
1) Asked for a no collateral loan to earn trust
2) Edited your post to remove the "earn trust" part
3) Tried to buy bitcoin with paypal
4) Lied saying you didn't try to buy bitcoin with paypal
5) Despite asking for loans, started a new thread offering loans
6) Thinking the rules about lending and buying are somehow different here because it's virtual currency.
Now you are trying to "fix your reputation" with a bunch of people you believe are dim-witted.
I'm being overly generous offering you a second chance, and you are rolling your eyes.
If you interact and contribute to this community in the next 30 days, and avoid scammy behavior, your negative trust can be removed.
But lose the "I am better than you" attitude, because while that may fly in the online games you play, that doesn't go far here in the real world.
Peace.