totally off topic, but ill have a stab at it
what if i told you the story of adam and eve was a story of biological evolution told to simpletons of many centuries ago (before books were public) in a camp storytime that they would remember via listening. told/preached by educated preachers (the religious order) to keep people from asking too many questions or trying to seek answer through learning to read or other sources. because reading was a skill only for the religious order and the rich.
so here it goes
Neanderthal males and females were the same species they shared the same DNA. so to explain that they are made from the same 'stuff' it was
simplified to. eve[female] was made using adams[male] rib (same bone marrow, dna and cells as adam). but subtle said this way to make females appear inferior to men aswell.
they became humans physically and gained knowledge and desire to learn and grasp ideas and concepts of good and evil after evolving a thyroid gland that changed them from Neanderthal to human.
(heres the science bit that even modern people cant grasp.. hence the word twisting of the middle ages)
the thyroid gland is in the throat some say its the shape of a butterfly others say the outline of an apple.. but the thyroid gland is what causes a lump in the throat by way of it and the thyroid cartilage .. this lump.. is called... the adams apple
simplified to. after eating[having] the adams apple [in their throat] they gained knowledge and skills and how they seen their bodies have changed too.
then their cousins appeared [the unevolved old Neanderthals] and they cross bred so the offspring too had a thyroid gland which strung a new dimension to the mental/physical capacity of the next generation. thus neanderphals died out and humans grew
the purpose of the adam and eve story is two fold.
give people basic knowledge of evolution because they couldnt read so it was told in story form preached around through the ages.
it was also a scare story that too much knowledge is bad and a sin. as a way to keep the preachers in power as the only story tellers
by making it impossible or hard to learn to read unless your in the religious order or super rich.[basically consultants dont want to give away all their knowledge or they will gain new competing consultants doing lecture tours stealing their business]
things like the normal little silent voice in your head that tells you not to put your hand in the fire, or not to be a thief [your subconscious] is just a part of your brain evolved thanks to the thyroid gland. but those rich controlling preachers needed to scare their flock, saying they will be punished
if people done bad things. so invented an explanation about human subconsciousness, while adding the (modern day fear concept) of someone is always watching you (big brother/government surveillance) as a way to keep the naive in check even when the preachers were not around.
where the truth is preachers wanted their naive flock[sheeple] to fear their own actions and punish themself with paranoia and worries of bad things happening to them.... and all "god" is, is our own sub-conscience
ill leave you to look at latest medical science as to all the functions of the thyroid gland. and why the derogatory term of not having a functioning thyroid gland [being a cretin] is used by rich snobby UK politicians for people acting like Neanderthals.
so to answer your question.
our own sub-conscience[god] is what tells us to evolve. by having sex and evolving by having new offspring thats a new mix that supposedly meant to be better than ourselves.
we are god and we evolved