MY THINFOIL HAT ISN'T WORKING!!!
I GOT NOTIFIED BY CI-FB-KG-Mos!
Check it out!!!
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OMG!!!
MY THINFOIL HAT ISN'T WORKING!!!
I GOT NOTIFIED BY CI-FB-KG-Mos!
Check it out!!!
MY THINFOIL HAT ISN'T WORKING!!!
I GOT NOTIFIED BY CI-FB-KG-Mos!
Check it out!!!
It would be nice if the government knows about bitcoins. We need more PR.
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_1T9YXyM1Bfw/SrihDmjL-dI/AAAAAAAADo8/6uQPkxbPRNM/s400/US+ARMY+-+UFO+Official+Manual_Page_25.jpg
They are watching us.
My skull implant whispers strange sounds to my head.
oh no. Someone is here!
Must escape... The window... I will activate my antigravity boots.
7th floor.
Must run as soon as I hit the ground!
They are watching us.
My skull implant whispers strange sounds to my head.
oh no. Someone is here!
Must escape... The window... I will activate my antigravity boots.
7th floor.
Must run as soon as I hit the ground!
#Imaynothavethefactstobackthisup but the CIA created bitcoin to distract the internet dissidents from Sarah Palin.
Sarah Palin, who herself is cover for Abu Ghraib, 9/11, Oklahoma City, chemtrails, aliens, saquatch resurgence and batboy.
#Imaynothavethefactstobackthisup but the CIA created bitcoin to distract the internet dissidents from Sarah Palin.
I am surprised that nobody has taken the time to post this yet. Since it is obvious which words were added and which were in the original photo (by context and by font mismatch), it was trivial to dig up the original document. It was a promotional poster from ComicCon 2007 made to look like some sort of government document. Here is a version I ripped from some guys flickr page:
Having dealt with many, many government documents over the years, I recognized these instantly as fakes. And fairly bad fakes at that. Let no one else be fooled.
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The first stage of Operation DeltaMine is successful. The information we have received from the breaking of the algorithmic pattern is slowly becoming more prevalent. It is unknown how long the signal transmission we have received will take to fully decode, but from appearances so far, it may be hostile.
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The information we have received from the breaking of the algorithmic pattern is slowly becoming more prevalent.
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breaking SHA256
Are you fucking serious?
aww. don't go top-secret. These are kinda fun. and I think you might be fun to have around.
and P.S. bwagner, I also thought you were just being mean to Bruce.
and P.S. bwagner, I also thought you were just being mean to Bruce.
I did read that a while ago when it was posted. I had forgotten that it does mentioned him by name - and that is funny. Sorry for being so testy but you can see why I do not want to ever be confused as or even remotely associated to Bruce.
Anyway, I still have not gotten any donations for all my efforts in cracking the code used in the top secret message. I expect since the message was so heavily encrypted we can add the NSA to the growing list of agencies now involved in operation DeltaMine.
Anyway, I still have not gotten any donations for all my efforts in cracking the code used in the top secret message. I expect since the message was so heavily encrypted we can add the NSA to the growing list of agencies now involved in operation DeltaMine.
wow...i totally thought you were just a troll that showed up with that name during the whole bruce debacle. I am glad to have the clarification.
I am not sure exactly what you meant by the Bruce Wagner
What r you talking about there bud?
Did you actually look at the sheet? I guess not? Well take another look again.
Operation Delta-Mine and Bruce Wagner is in it. This is what I was laughing at. This is comedy at its finest.
This is really amusing. Literally ROFLMFAO@ Operation Delta-Mine, BruceWagner.
Bahhahaa, this should be in the funny pages of the news paper.
Bahhahaa, this should be in the funny pages of the news paper.
This is a badly done ARG. You need to get a better writer.
I'm sorry no one here believes me. I will leave, but there is one last message I have received that I would like to share with you. It appears to be encrypted, and this is simply how I received it via e-mail from my contact:
Wk: ilu^w ^wdj: ri Rs:udwlrq G:owdPlq: l^ ^xff:^^ixo? Wk: lqirupdwlrq z: kdy: u:f:ly:g iurp wk: eu:dnlqj ri wk: dojrulwkplf sdww:uq l^ ^orzob e:frplqj pru: su:ydo:qw? Lw l^ xqnqrzq krz orqj wk: ^ljqdo wudq^pl^^lrq z: kdy: u:f:ly:g zloo wdn: wr ixoob g:frg:! exw iurp dss:dudqf:^ ^r idu! lw pdb e: kr^wlo:?
Wk: ilu^w ^wdj: ri Rs:udwlrq G:owdPlq: l^ ^xff:^^ixo? Wk: lqirupdwlrq z: kdy: u:f:ly:g iurp wk: eu:dnlqj ri wk: dojrulwkplf sdww:uq l^ ^orzob e:frplqj pru: su:ydo:qw? Lw l^ xqnqrzq krz orqj wk: ^ljqdo wudq^pl^^lrq z: kdy: u:f:ly:g zloo wdn: wr ixoob g:frg:! exw iurp dss:dudqf:^ ^r idu! lw pdb e: kr^wlo:?
Oh no, it's the unbreakable ROT26 encryption!
I just received a message too, but OH NOES, ITS STILL ENCRYPTED!!!!
a;sldhkt2;l13089vyn-y67-unseug-q8u4nmvb019mun-v807n1-386mn-0v=10v971mn=02v89-3473n0muoipetupqwoiytvn-1847vn092834tvn098eruoptivuernptvoin2m98746vnpeoiumn10238974-v0nm1oi23u5n-1bv7` poiv`=09mn7097mn2v039mn-19374v0497mnwsvediu3046972mn-3489067vbmn-2890374bvm-023v4utqwr[q;23l4i671vn-8907q23 nv508912-73v4n7m-awe6n;iy8o7bt6asert-v872346l;uinfgv87nbv2n-8907n6n2npoivnm-29867n1v;lautpouq
a;sldhkt2;l13089vyn-y67-unseug-q8u4nmvb019mun-v807n1-386mn-0v=10v971mn=02v89-3473n0muoipetupqwoiytvn-1847vn092834tvn098eruoptivuernptvoin2m98746vnpeoiumn10238974-v0nm1oi23u5n-1bv7` poiv`=09mn7097mn2v039mn-19374v0497mnwsvediu3046972mn-3489067vbmn-2890374bvm-023v4utqwr[q;23l4i671vn-8907q23 nv508912-73v4n7m-awe6n;iy8o7bt6asert-v872346l;uinfgv87nbv2n-8907n6n2npoivnm-29867n1v;lautpouq
I'm sorry no one here believes me. I will leave, but there is one last message I have received that I would like to share with you. It appears to be encrypted, and this is simply how I received it via e-mail from my contact:
Wk: ilu^w ^wdj: ri Rs:udwlrq G:owdPlq: l^ ^xff:^^ixo? Wk: lqirupdwlrq z: kdy: u:f:ly:g iurp wk: eu:dnlqj ri wk: dojrulwkplf sdww:uq l^ ^orzob e:frplqj pru: su:ydo:qw? Lw l^ xqnqrzq krz orqj wk: ^ljqdo wudq^pl^^lrq z: kdy: u:f:ly:g zloo wdn: wr ixoob g:frg:! exw iurp dss:dudqf:^ ^r idu! lw pdb e: kr^wlo:?
Wk: ilu^w ^wdj: ri Rs:udwlrq G:owdPlq: l^ ^xff:^^ixo? Wk: lqirupdwlrq z: kdy: u:f:ly:g iurp wk: eu:dnlqj ri wk: dojrulwkplf sdww:uq l^ ^orzob e:frplqj pru: su:ydo:qw? Lw l^ xqnqrzq krz orqj wk: ^ljqdo wudq^pl^^lrq z: kdy: u:f:ly:g zloo wdn: wr ixoob g:frg:! exw iurp dss:dudqf:^ ^r idu! lw pdb e: kr^wlo:?
Lol @ Agent Nakamoto! That explains everything!
Also, we had one from DHS, one from CIA... will the next one be from the Secret Service?
Also, we had one from DHS, one from CIA... will the next one be from the Secret Service?
The next will be Mossad!!!!!!
These are awesome. Please keep them coming.!
So now the CIA is involved. Well since the CIA only operates outside of the US, this must be an international investigation.
I see they have done their due diligence and redacted all the verbs and conjunctions. They must have used a typewriter to avoid RF keystroke logging. Very professional.
So now the CIA is involved. Well since the CIA only operates outside of the US, this must be an international investigation.
I see they have done their due diligence and redacted all the verbs and conjunctions. They must have used a typewriter to avoid RF keystroke logging. Very professional.
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