Topic: Help publishing a book - The Tale of Dank - page 5. (Read 3019 times)

Considering dank is a pathological liar, what value would anyone get out of such a book?  Anyone can lie.

When this fails it will be just another excuse to not pay squall, same as dankcoin.   

I have a very interesting, philosophical, life changing, funny and dramatically sad story to share with the world.  It is my life and I would like to write a completely original and captivating story and have it published in both paper back and hard bound copies.

I have written a plain text narrative autobiography of much of my life back over a year ago.  It is incomplete and while the story is interesting, it's deprived of the full context and meaning from the experiences.

In the story, I will include a narrative of my life, all the fathomable knowledge and wisdom I can possibly articulate, songs I have written and released, songs I have not released and a chapter of revelations and prophecies for the coming days.  Will possibly include some art I have made and references to quotes and information that aspired me to become the person I have become.

The story will explain how I came to be who I am today, from a once regular kid with various struggles and trials in life, to a man who overcame the deception of negativity and found full potential and purpose in life.  I hope the story will provide understanding and empower those who read it.  At the very least, it will be good for a laugh, as I have many abstract stories to share, though I truly hope you get a little more out of it than that.

I will be fasting for 42 days in the near future and I would like to write this book during my fast and have it published within a quick time frame towards the end of the fast.

I'm looking to produce 1000 copies of the paper back version and 420 copies of the hard bound, though I would truly love to print more if resources allowed for such.

The paper back copies will cost around $3/each with the current self publishing company I am looking at.  The hard bound copies will cost around $11-12/each, though the specifics will depend on exactly how long the story is and the final components (such as art) included in the book.

I'm looking to sell the books at $10 for paper back copies and $20-25 for hard bound.  The money I earn from the books will go towards paying back my debt with squall.  I hope to be able to earn enough to pay back the debt I incurred when I was scammed for $1000 in late 2012 and unable to fulfill the once $1000 obligation.  Hopefully it will earn enough for me to have some funds to prepare for my journey across the country, as I will be walking across the country in the near future to spread my knowledge and wisdom directly to those I meet along the way.

I am not asking to handle any of the money, I understand if you have trust issues because of my current debt, but please understand that I have remained active for a year and a half later while reimbursing 22 BTC and making monthly payments to the best of my ability thereafter.

The book would be sold online, advertised on a few communities and I will make effort to sell them locally around my city.

I hope this opportunity could be seized to get on good terms with those around me, those who misunderstood me and those who have yet to hear of me.  This book has potential to do the world a lot of good and I see it as my last way to prove to the world the sincerity of my words.

To highlight a few of the specific topics that will be shared in The Tale of Dank:
- Growing up as an average kid with average social issues
- Taking the step towards a new way of thinking after a horrible depression
- Experiencing egodeath, nirvana, and finding true peace and purpose in life
- Falling deep in love with the girl of my dreams
- Evolving beyond who I once was
- My encounter with the CIA, Hell's Angel's and Mexican drug cartels
- First hand experience through the hell of modern psychiatric care
- Paranormal encounters and stories of others I met in life
- Breaking through the laws of our reality and bending life with the power of the mind
- Reaching exponentially higher levels of understanding with the universe and infinity
- Facing judgment of peers, family members and police
- Rising above the forces of negativity into an aware state of infinity
- What the future will hold for our society and existence
- Philosophy of forgiveness, peace and infinity
- World peace

All with deeply explained philosophical elements throughout the story.

This story can change your life and the lives of many, I hope we can make it come to fruition.

Thank you for your time.