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Quote from: Inedible on June 28, 2013, 06:51:14 AM

Quote from: uMMcQxCWELNzkt on June 28, 2013, 06:46:35 AM

I will troll for 5% less than what the OP charges.

And here comes the downward financial pressure due to the low barrier of entry.

I suggest someone set up a school/academy/institute of trolling so that qualifications can be earnt.

Perhaps some sort of professional body that can oversee the quality of trolling?

There will be an annual mandatory joining fee.

If that doesn't raise the standard and cost of professional trolling, nothing will.

It's a dying industry - the glory days are behind us.

The dick tree industry is expanding rapidly however...

https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/m.8766980

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he who has the gold makes the rules

Quote from: Mrs Troll on August 23, 2014, 02:11:06 AM

This is hilarious, and now you have a place to register and really go Pro !!

www.trollsforhire.com

See the full thread at https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/angry-at-the-world-and-dissatisfied-hiring-trolls-now-741811

Hi All,

Now you can pre -register at www.trollsforhire.com

We're building the real site in the background and think of it as Elance for Trolls.

People and organisations have always used people to push their barrow for or against another political party or brand etc.

Please register your details, tell us your interest groups and what your charging regime would be

Best,

Mr T

Quote from: ironcross360 on June 27, 2013, 08:52:49 AM

Quote from: ? on June 27, 2013, 08:50:08 AM

Quote from: ironcross360 on June 27, 2013, 08:17:38 AM

Quote from: MangoJ on June 27, 2013, 02:39:32 AM

Online only?
Would you make a phone call and leave angry messages to someone at their workplace?
Would you talk live to the person? perhaps call a bunch of times?

Just curious what this is.
I love everyone Wink

Of course I would do that too...

Okay, bro you're new. I have to tell you the rules of Twitch (Owner of Interwebs).
1) Kiss my boots.
2) After you kiss my boots, tell my why you did so.
3) Bow to Twitch.
4) Send me a video of you slamming your body on bare, cold, solid, and freezing ice.

After that, I'll upload it to YouTube and get your trolling career started. You have to obey these rules. I'm going easier on you this time, but the next time: Interwebs ban.
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Ok ill have a black guy make a video of that.

I recommend that you use dogeparty to issue trolltokens so that trolls can get paid for their trolling

although i have heard that trolls actually like gold, a lot

so maybe create shinygoldcoinz

http://www.dogeparty.io/ it's really cheap

noveltysupply

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How many twitter followers do you have? Is this a one time deal or are you looking for extended service?

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Mrs Troll

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This is hilarious, and now you have a place to register and really go Pro !!

www.trollsforhire.com

See the full thread at https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/angry-at-the-world-and-dissatisfied-hiring-trolls-now-741811

Hi All,

Now you can pre -register at www.trollsforhire.com

We're building the real site in the background and think of it as Elance for Trolls.

People and organisations have always used people to push their barrow for or against another political party or brand etc.

Please register your details, tell us your interest groups and what your charging regime would be

Best,

Mr T

Quote from: ironcross360 on June 27, 2013, 08:52:49 AM

Quote from: ? on June 27, 2013, 08:50:08 AM

Quote from: ironcross360 on June 27, 2013, 08:17:38 AM

Quote from: MangoJ on June 27, 2013, 02:39:32 AM

Online only?
Would you make a phone call and leave angry messages to someone at their workplace?
Would you talk live to the person? perhaps call a bunch of times?

Just curious what this is.
I love everyone Wink

Of course I would do that too...

Okay, bro you're new. I have to tell you the rules of Twitch (Owner of Interwebs).
1) Kiss my boots.
2) After you kiss my boots, tell my why you did so.
3) Bow to Twitch.
4) Send me a video of you slamming your body on bare, cold, solid, and freezing ice.

After that, I'll upload it to YouTube and get your trolling career started. You have to obey these rules. I'm going easier on you this time, but the next time: Interwebs ban.
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Ok ill have a black guy make a video of that.

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It's all fun and games until somebody loses an eye

Quote from: MangoJ on July 08, 2013, 12:25:47 AM

Quote from: BadBear on July 07, 2013, 11:39:54 PM

Quote from: MangoJ on July 07, 2013, 11:32:08 PM

Quote from: BadBear on July 07, 2013, 10:38:27 PM

Quote from: tkbx on July 07, 2013, 10:21:04 PM

Quote from: ironcross360 on June 26, 2013, 08:20:10 AM

Just make offers, IDK How much...

You dont even have to tell me what to say, just give me a category/subject of what to talk about.
I Will talk about anything!

There's this guy named ironcross360, I'd like to see him trolled.

He did troll himself, this thread led to him being banned, for now at least.

He does not appear to be banned to me.

Look harder I guess?

Nothing on his profile says "banned" or "deactivated".
I suppose you being a Moderator gives you x-ray vision? Grin

(Which is to suppose that you have an "account status" indicator you see that the little people cannot?)

He showed back up again as Ironcross3602 to talk about how he was banned. You can also look at his post history, he was posting about 100 times a day and now he has not been active since June 29th.

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What doesn't kill you only makes you sicker!

Quote from: BadBear on July 08, 2013, 01:05:02 AM

There's nothing in the profile to see if someone is banned or not.

I know he's banned because I put the request in, and most bans are semi public in the staff forum.

Well played. I believe this makes you the winner of this thread.

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Quote from: BadBear on July 08, 2013, 01:05:02 AM

There's nothing in the profile to see if someone is banned or not.

I know he's banned because I put the request in, and most bans are semi public in the staff forum.

This is... not brilliant, if I may.

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Quote from: BadBear on July 08, 2013, 01:05:02 AM

There's nothing in the profile to see if someone is banned or not.

I know he's banned because I put the request in, and most bans are semi public in the staff forum.

Good call. It couldn't be more obvious that he was marked for death with his whole nazi theme.
I guess you telling me to look harder wasn't much help though. ha ha.
Unless I can go to the staff room and raid the employee fridge? Wink

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There's nothing in the profile to see if someone is banned or not.

I know he's banned because I put the request in, and most bans are semi public in the staff forum.

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Quote from: BadBear on July 07, 2013, 11:39:54 PM

Quote from: MangoJ on July 07, 2013, 11:32:08 PM

Quote from: BadBear on July 07, 2013, 10:38:27 PM

Quote from: tkbx on July 07, 2013, 10:21:04 PM

Quote from: ironcross360 on June 26, 2013, 08:20:10 AM

Just make offers, IDK How much...

You dont even have to tell me what to say, just give me a category/subject of what to talk about.
I Will talk about anything!

There's this guy named ironcross360, I'd like to see him trolled.

He did troll himself, this thread led to him being banned, for now at least.

He does not appear to be banned to me.

Look harder I guess?

Nothing on his profile says "banned" or "deactivated".
I suppose you being a Moderator gives you x-ray vision? Grin

(Which is to suppose that you have an "account status" indicator you see that the little people cannot?)

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Quote from: MangoJ on July 07, 2013, 11:32:08 PM

Quote from: BadBear on July 07, 2013, 10:38:27 PM

Quote from: tkbx on July 07, 2013, 10:21:04 PM

Quote from: ironcross360 on June 26, 2013, 08:20:10 AM

Just make offers, IDK How much...

You dont even have to tell me what to say, just give me a category/subject of what to talk about.
I Will talk about anything!

There's this guy named ironcross360, I'd like to see him trolled.

He did troll himself, this thread led to him being banned, for now at least.

He does not appear to be banned to me.

Look harder I guess?

MangoJ

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Quote from: BadBear on July 07, 2013, 10:38:27 PM

Quote from: tkbx on July 07, 2013, 10:21:04 PM

Quote from: ironcross360 on June 26, 2013, 08:20:10 AM

Just make offers, IDK How much...

You dont even have to tell me what to say, just give me a category/subject of what to talk about.
I Will talk about anything!

There's this guy named ironcross360, I'd like to see him trolled.

He did troll himself, this thread led to him being banned, for now at least.

He does not appear to be banned to me.

BadBear

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Quote from: tkbx on July 07, 2013, 10:21:04 PM

Quote from: ironcross360 on June 26, 2013, 08:20:10 AM

Just make offers, IDK How much...

You dont even have to tell me what to say, just give me a category/subject of what to talk about.
I Will talk about anything!

There's this guy named ironcross360, I'd like to see him trolled.

He did troll himself, this thread led to him being banned, for now at least.

tkbx

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Quote from: ironcross360 on June 26, 2013, 08:20:10 AM

Just make offers, IDK How much...

You dont even have to tell me what to say, just give me a category/subject of what to talk about.
I Will talk about anything!

There's this guy named ironcross360, I'd like to see him trolled.

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Quote from: MangoJ on July 07, 2013, 08:27:53 PM

Quote from: juca on July 07, 2013, 06:24:59 PM

The professional troll is the one that puts you down, makes you look miserable, but at the same time, pose as the "good guy", so he is never banned or whatever. Usually persons in a situation of power, such as forum mods and IRC ops have a good position to unleash their troll side, although the real professional troll is the one that doesn't rely in such positions.

I do not see this thread in a good anyway. OP wants to get paid to insult people, etc. This is not a healthy activity. Although people is taken this as joke, it is not. I just hate trolls, they are miserable.

Perhaps trolls are miserable power tripping individuals with an inferiority complex or a deficit of life accomplishments and this helps them feel good to put others down. Having said that I feel sorry for trolls but I only hate them when they attack me personally.

totally true, although i don't like to see them trolling the others also, not just me.

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This guy is a shitty troll. When I troll people, they don't even realize they're being trolled.

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Quote from: juca on July 07, 2013, 06:24:59 PM

The professional troll is the one that puts you down, makes you look miserable, but at the same time, pose as the "good guy", so he is never banned or whatever. Usually persons in a situation of power, such as forum mods and IRC ops have a good position to unleash their troll side, although the real professional troll is the one that doesn't rely in such positions.

I do not see this thread in a good anyway. OP wants to get paid to insult people, etc. This is not a healthy activity. Although people is taken this as joke, it is not. I just hate trolls, they are miserable.

Perhaps trolls are miserable power tripping individuals with an inferiority complex or a deficit of life accomplishments and this helps them feel good to put others down. Having said that I feel sorry for trolls but I only hate them when they attack me personally.

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What I'm wondering is why we can't troll someone ourselves, do you have some sort of special skill or something? Yes, we can disguise ourselves to be someone else too.

juca

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The professional troll is the one that puts you down, makes you look miserable, but at the same time, pose as the "good guy", so he is never banned or whatever. Usually persons in a situation of power, such as forum mods and IRC ops have a good position to unleash their troll side, although the real professional troll is the one that doesn't rely in such positions.

I do not see this thread in a good anyway. OP wants to get paid to insult people, etc. This is not a healthy activity. Although people is taken this as joke, it is not. I just hate trolls, they are miserable.

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Quote from: uMMcQxCWELNzkt on July 07, 2013, 06:01:58 PM

Quote from: MangoJ on July 07, 2013, 03:51:01 PM

Quote from: Book on July 07, 2013, 08:16:19 AM

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Quote from: Book on July 06, 2013, 07:45:53 PM

These days the media portrays anyone that insults and is just a horrible person online as a "troll". Seriously is annoying when that happens, trolling is usually to annoy someone or maybe upset them, some kind of emotional response, without being detected. Posting a comment for a shitty music video like "Your music is shit" is not trolling, neither is posting "Trololololo".

I agree about saying you think music is shit.
But "Trolololol" is totally trollish. ha ha

Maybe at the end when you're revealing it was a troll, maybe, but trolling is about people thinking you're a serious person just like they are.

Most people agree that trolling requires the element of "many unwanted comments" in a thread.

That is called spam. Wink

True!

What would you define trolling as?

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