Mate i am Muslim just to let you know, i don't watch porn let alone download it. So your sense of humour is wrong in here, although i like humour very much.
I doubt it was a joke and was sound advice to prevent infections. When Ever I help someone clean their computer from a virus I tell the not to watch porn online or if they must have to to go to redtube, Pornhub, Xhamster, yourporn, ect... and don't click on any ads even if they are an older married couple and always hear the same thing that no one watches porn.... but they always are getting infections that usually come from going to shady porn sites ... why is that?
Perhaps you don't ever watch porn but you would be the exception to the rule because arab countries are some of the largest porn consumers in the world:
The Middle East already has the
world's most popular porn star — 21-year-old Mia Khalifa from Lebanon.
According to research put out by PornMD, the terms “creamy squirt,” “blowjob” and even “Kendra Wilkinson” (Hugh Hefner’s former girlfriend) appear on the top 10 most-searched terms coming out of countries like Iraq, Syria and Iran. The word “Arab” is the number-one searched porn term in Egypt, Iran and Syria. Some get a little creepier. “Pain” lands at Iraq’s fourth most-searched term, while “father daughter” and “brother sister” come in at numbers four and five for Syria. Both the words “mother” and “mom” appear on Egypt’s top 10 list.
Search Engine Request Keyword Trends for keyword sex:
1. Pakistan
2. India
3. Egypt
4. Turkey
5. Algeria
6. Morocco
7. Indonesia
8. Vietnam
9. Iran
10. Croatia
This is not an attack against Muslims as the US state with the highest consumption of porn is the religiously conservative mostly christian state of Utah. The correlation seems to be that there are much higher amounts of porn consumption with sexually repressed areas and people where their laws or culture make sexuality taboo.
But sure, you don't watch porn, just write down those sites above and make sure you don't click on any ads when you aren't watching porn in the future. Additionally, keep your OS patched with the latest updates, make sure your flash and adobe reader plugins are up to date, and use a separate browser that is locked down for casual surfing with no flash, no javascript, https everywhere, no java, ect... and when you aren't watching porn you can switch to the other browser that allows for flash to visit the safe list of porn sites, that you have no need of (but bookmark them anyways
).
Damn, all this security talk makes me not want to watch porn as well.... time to do some security research.