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Topic: How to Become a Bitcoin Investor in 8 Easy Steps (comic relief) - page 2. (Read 3707 times)

hero member
Activity: 532
Merit: 500
Btw, I love that AMC pre-annoncment countdown timer for the official announcement that will lead to further announcement of whats to be announced. Wile with every announcement millions of shares are being dumped. I got a feeling this is going to be just another "projection" announcement, with no proof of anything. I think he'll milk this cow till KnC and Bitfury (100th/metabank) start to actually deliver, not counting what AM got on the road map with their 2gen deployment.  And just for the hell of it I'll mention BFL since it seems that they have actualy started to deliver.

The announcement will be that AMC and VNC have entered into discussions with someone important but can't reveal who its with or what it's about due to an NDA.  They can, however, project that everyone should continue throwing cash in Ken's general direction.

After his first bodged attempt (where he projected they'd mine more coins that the whole network would) I did think for a while that maybe he was just very keen, in a rush and didn't proof-read things properly.  But then when he started making projections based on current difficulty it became obvious that this is just a cash grab.  There are, after all, only two alternatives:

A.  He didn't have a proper projection - in which case he shouldn't have been taking cash at all.
B.  He had a proper projection but deliberately posted an inaccurate and misleading one.  In which case noone should trust him at all.

There IS no third option where he sort of has a projection and accidentally posted one with current difficulty then failed to correct it when it was pointed out.

Bitfunder needs this anyway - some massive loss for investors that will hopefully lead to a change in attitude where people who don't get their plans right first time get told to fuck off.
legendary
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Merit: 1001
* New Paradigm *!!!
legendary
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Merit: 1000
SaluS - (SLS)
Btw, I love that AMC pre-annoncment countdown timer for the official announcement that will lead to further announcement of whats to be announced. Wile with every announcement millions of shares are being dumped. I got a feeling this is going to be just another "projection" announcement, with no proof of anything. I think he'll milk this cow till KnC and Bitfury (100th/metabank) start to actually deliver, not counting what AM got on the road map with their 2gen deployment.  And just for the hell of it I'll mention BFL since it seems that they have actualy started to deliver.
full member
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Merit: 100
You will stop laughing when AMC hits 110% hashing power! I'm in with all my moneyz!!!!!!!!1111eleven
hero member
Activity: 532
Merit: 500
I bought bunch of AMC shares cause their hashing power will be 4E8B7$2V2%4h1310-TH/s when fully deployed. And they will mine 334BTC every 10 min. 

Can't wait for my 3btc daily dividends.

AM used to be crazy for thinking they would have 10% of the network

You're right.  It's perfectly reasonable to assume someone arriving to the scene 2 years late will be able to mine 3 times more coins than are actually available.

It does not matter when they arrived, and check your math - that is 13 times more coins than are actually available.

Maybe he's just projecting a shit-load of transactions with enormous fees.
hero member
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Merit: 500
It's all fun and games until somebody loses an eye
I bought bunch of AMC shares cause their hashing power will be 4E8B7$2V2%4h1310-TH/s when fully deployed. And they will mine 334BTC every 10 min. 

Can't wait for my 3btc daily dividends.

AM used to be crazy for thinking they would have 10% of the network

You're right.  It's perfectly reasonable to assume someone arriving to the scene 2 years late will be able to mine 3 times more coins than are actually available.

It does not matter when they arrived, and check your math - that is 13 times more coins than are actually available.
hero member
Activity: 532
Merit: 500
I bought bunch of AMC shares cause their hashing power will be 4E8B7$2V2%4h1310-TH/s when fully deployed. And they will mine 334BTC every 10 min. 

Can't wait for my 3btc daily dividends.

Think you're behind the times.  They've made an announcement announcing the date on which they'll announce the date of an announcement about ...
sr. member
Activity: 392
Merit: 250
I bought bunch of AMC shares cause their hashing power will be 4E8B7$2V2%4h1310-TH/s when fully deployed. And they will mine 334BTC every 10 min. 

Can't wait for my 3btc daily dividends.

AM used to be crazy for thinking they would have 10% of the network
legendary
Activity: 1123
Merit: 1000
SaluS - (SLS)
I bought bunch of AMC shares cause their hashing power will be 4E8B7$2V2%4h1310-TH/s when fully deployed. And they will mine 334BTC every 10 min. 

Can't wait for my 3btc daily dividends.
full member
Activity: 294
Merit: 100
How to Be a Bitcoin Investor

1. Check most recent dividend on every stock you can find, buy only the best ones!

2. Don't bother reading the descriptions, just a bunch of gibberish and jargon.

3. Invest aggressively! You'll be pretty sad if you miss out on the next big thing.

4. Only listen to advice of people that agree with you, everyone else is just mean anyway.

5. Believe the hype, we are the new wealthy elite, gentleman!

6. When price is rising on any stock, buy faster!

7. When price falls, consult the crowd to determine who did this to you (probably one of those meanies).

8. Trust everyone, what choice do you have anyway!?

I have a bit of a dilemma.. I sold AM the other day at ~3.37 or so, anticipating a dip in the short term. I re-bought at ~3.4 (no dip during the timeframe I was hoping.)

Who should I speak with about getting my 0.03BTC/share refunded? I want to speak with the guy responsible for my loss.

Thanks.
hero member
Activity: 518
Merit: 500
How to Be a Bitcoin Investor

1. Check most recent dividend on every stock you can find, buy only the best ones!

2. Don't bother reading the descriptions, just a bunch of gibberish and jargon.

3. Invest aggressively! You'll be pretty sad if you miss out on the next big thing.

4. Only listen to advice of people that agree with you, everyone else is just mean anyway.

5. Believe the hype, we are the new wealthy elite, gentleman!

6. When price is rising on any stock, buy faster!

7. When price falls, consult the crowd to determine who did this to you (probably one of those meanies).

8. Trust everyone, what choice do you have anyway!?
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