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legendary
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legendary
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October 29, 2012, 09:49:47 PM
#38
Guess the tune with farting: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-VDkWlQIc4
sr. member
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Technology and Women. Amazing.
October 27, 2012, 10:47:56 PM
#37
My only advice.. stay away from Burger King's "zesty" sauce.. formerly known as onion ring sauce... oh dear gods...
the gas from it smells like, well, a garbage truck giving itself an enema in your nose while you choke on your own vomit.
hero member
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Wat
October 27, 2012, 09:46:11 PM
#36
sex helps cure chronic farting.

Your welcome

sex causes other types of farting.....
legendary
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October 27, 2012, 09:45:46 PM
#35
Having more sex while farting could lead to having less sex in long run.

So more sex means less sex and still farting?
member
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October 27, 2012, 09:42:44 PM
#34
sex helps cure chronic farting.

How does the sex cure actually work? By farting while having the "exercise" ?

fuck more hoes you will see young grasshopper... not everything can be explained lol.. Cheesy
legendary
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October 27, 2012, 09:34:40 PM
#33
sex helps cure chronic farting.

How does the sex cure actually work? By farting while having the "exercise" ?
member
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October 27, 2012, 09:24:59 PM
#32
sex helps cure chronic farting.

Your welcome
legendary
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October 27, 2012, 07:24:46 PM
#31
worst smelling farts come from a night of heavy drinking and greasy dinners
No, the worst farts are from eating meat with garlic and drinking beer and eating peas. Meat and garlic produces the smell and beer + peas guarantees there is never ending supply of gas.
hero member
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October 27, 2012, 06:56:12 PM
#30
Do whatever you have to do, but do not wear latex.


Is this Bomberman cosplay?

No catwoman with heavy farting
hero member
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October 27, 2012, 06:22:17 PM
#29
You can burn it and use the heat to create energy to your mining rig... Cool
legendary
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October 27, 2012, 05:06:17 PM
#28
worst smelling farts come from a night of heavy drinking and greasy dinners
legendary
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amarha
October 26, 2012, 11:48:52 AM
#27
I fear OP may have succumb to his own noxious gasses.

RIP OP
newbie
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October 26, 2012, 04:42:43 AM
#26
crap
legendary
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October 26, 2012, 04:23:28 AM
#25
Why do farts smell?

So deaf people can enjoy them too!

 Grin Cheesy Grin Cheesy

I heard dat !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Cheesy
hero member
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October 25, 2012, 06:56:57 PM
#24
come here...ill try... Huh
legendary
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October 25, 2012, 05:39:35 PM
#23
Some farts are silent. But I'm yet to observe loud but odorless one!
hero member
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October 25, 2012, 05:29:41 PM
#22
Why do farts smell?

So deaf people can enjoy them too!

 Grin Cheesy Grin Cheesy
full member
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Hello! I'm back. RIP Hal <3
October 25, 2012, 05:25:44 PM
#21
How do you check after farting that you did not shit in your pants?
Use your hand of course!
And do You also do this in public places? Or You have some secret technique that hides this procedure from public eyes?
Just stand with you back against the wall, no one should notice... Tongue
legendary
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October 25, 2012, 05:24:24 PM
#20
How do you check after farting that you did not shit in your pants?
Use your hand of course!
And do You also do this in public places? Or You have some secret technique that hides this procedure from public eyes?
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