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Topic: I AM THE PORN CEO NOW! (Read 246 times)

jr. member
Activity: 103
Merit: 1
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March 20, 2018, 01:25:46 AM
#30
I'M PROUD TO SAY TO YOU ALL THAT I'M OFFICIALLY THE PORN CEO OF THE WHOLE WORLD.




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Wow you are very good I guess, It's hard being a CEO. It is a great opportunity. Only too few got that once in a lifetime opportunity. Should you get rich please do not forget Let this poor man participate in your bounty campaigns.
full member
Activity: 952
Merit: 166
March 20, 2018, 12:18:11 AM
#29
I'M PROUD TO SAY TO YOU ALL THAT I'M OFFICIALLY THE PORN CEO OF THE WHOLE WORLD.
 Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool


Nicely done sir.  I have scratched your back with some merit, now please scratch mine with a lifetime membership to every porn site in the world.  Smiley

(Note:  Quickseller, this is a joke and should not be construed as selling merit)

Sure Vod, I'll reserve a subdomain pointed at vod.porn.ceo so you will own the same rights & power like me in the PORN galaxy.

Just tell the pornhub support your name is parked on that subdomain and they'll know what to do.  Cool

Cheers.

(Note: Quickseller, I really deserved that merit, i mean I'M THE PORN CEO, yaknowwhatImean?)


I know that you are shivering in fear after reading the name of QS, better make a qs.porn.ceo , akin to the one for Vod to avoid getting negged. Wink


P.S. : I only watch softcore.

Softcore is still porn, isn't it?

I consider it to be, so wanted you to know that. Wink
member
Activity: 195
Merit: 41
March 19, 2018, 04:37:14 PM
#28
Better be quick and sign up Stormy Daniels as the first actor to promote your site before Trump sues her for $20 million Wink
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2018-03-16/trump-moves-stormy-daniels-lawsuit-to-federal-court
legendary
Activity: 1692
Merit: 1018
March 19, 2018, 04:11:09 PM
#27
I'M PROUD TO SAY TO YOU ALL THAT I'M OFFICIALLY THE PORN CEO OF THE WHOLE WORLD.
 Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool


Nicely done sir.  I have scratched your back with some merit, now please scratch mine with a lifetime membership to every porn site in the world.  Smiley

(Note:  Quickseller, this is a joke and should not be construed as selling merit)

Sure Vod, I'll reserve a subdomain pointed at vod.porn.ceo so you will own the same rights & power like me in the PORN galaxy.

Just tell the pornhub support your name is parked on that subdomain and they'll know what to do.  Cool

Cheers.

(Note: Quickseller, I really deserved that merit, i mean I'M THE PORN CEO, yaknowwhatImean?)


I know that you are shivering in fear after reading the name of QS, better make a qs.porn.ceo , akin to the one for Vod to avoid getting negged. Wink


P.S. : I only watch softcore.

Softcore is still porn, isn't it?
legendary
Activity: 1692
Merit: 1018
March 19, 2018, 04:08:32 PM
#26
Vanity domain name is just an expensive toy for squatters. The content is more important. Even obscure .onion address was more valuable like silkroadvb5piz3r.onion

I AM THE PORN.CEO.

STOP.
legendary
Activity: 1692
Merit: 1018
March 19, 2018, 04:07:58 PM
#25
Congrats man. I hope you can succes with that

Thanks, but being the PORN.CEO is itself a success.
legendary
Activity: 1692
Merit: 1018
March 19, 2018, 04:07:33 PM
#24
On behalf of all men in the world, we are so proud of you and congratulations for your accomplishments in your life.

Say thanks back to all men of the world, cheers. This is one of the biggest accomplishment of my life. Truly proud.
legendary
Activity: 1692
Merit: 1018
March 19, 2018, 04:06:14 PM
#23
congratulations on your success man, you are so lucky
Many many many thanks. This is the result of dozens of years of porn culture and escalation of the porn hierarchy with the only goal to become the PORN CEO, who actually I am.
legendary
Activity: 1512
Merit: 1049
Death to enemies!
March 19, 2018, 09:57:06 AM
#22
Vanity domain name is just an expensive toy for squatters. The content is more important. Even obscure .onion address was more valuable like silkroadvb5piz3r.onion
newbie
Activity: 112
Merit: 0
March 19, 2018, 09:51:05 AM
#21
Congrats man. I hope you can succes with that
newbie
Activity: 52
Merit: 0
March 19, 2018, 09:44:44 AM
#20
On behalf of all men in the world, we are so proud of you and congratulations for your accomplishments in your life.
hero member
Activity: 672
Merit: 500
March 19, 2018, 09:41:26 AM
#19
 Grin Amazing mate, congrats!
newbie
Activity: 29
Merit: 0
March 19, 2018, 02:12:12 AM
#18
congratulations on your success man, you are so lucky
full member
Activity: 952
Merit: 166
March 19, 2018, 01:45:16 AM
#17
I'M PROUD TO SAY TO YOU ALL THAT I'M OFFICIALLY THE PORN CEO OF THE WHOLE WORLD.
 Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool


Nicely done sir.  I have scratched your back with some merit, now please scratch mine with a lifetime membership to every porn site in the world.  Smiley

(Note:  Quickseller, this is a joke and should not be construed as selling merit)

Sure Vod, I'll reserve a subdomain pointed at vod.porn.ceo so you will own the same rights & power like me in the PORN galaxy.

Just tell the pornhub support your name is parked on that subdomain and they'll know what to do.  Cool

Cheers.

(Note: Quickseller, I really deserved that merit, i mean I'M THE PORN CEO, yaknowwhatImean?)


I know that you are shivering in fear after reading the name of QS, better make a qs.porn.ceo , akin to the one for Vod to avoid getting negged. Wink


P.S. : I only watch softcore.
newbie
Activity: 22
Merit: 0
March 18, 2018, 07:27:09 PM
#16
On behalf of all men in the world, we are so proud of you and congratulations for your accomplishments in your life.
Hooray!
member
Activity: 530
Merit: 10
March 18, 2018, 06:52:57 PM
#15
congratulations on your success, I am glad to hear the news.
legendary
Activity: 1692
Merit: 1018
March 18, 2018, 06:47:04 PM
#14
Great news, porn CEO. Join Red Lanterns ICO campaign, we need people like you

Being the PORN CEO I already own your ICO.
legendary
Activity: 1692
Merit: 1018
March 18, 2018, 06:45:01 PM
#13
How much you paid for your CEO STATUS !?

Such privilege is unvualuable & priceless. Something metaphysical.

BUT, if you really ask to me I can pass to you my priviege status of PORN CEO for just, let's sya, 100000 BTC.
If it's ok for you, gimme a ring.

a true investment for your future.  Grin
legendary
Activity: 1692
Merit: 1018
March 18, 2018, 06:41:24 PM
#12
I'M PROUD TO SAY TO YOU ALL THAT I'M OFFICIALLY THE PORN CEO OF THE WHOLE WORLD.
 Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool


Nicely done sir.  I have scratched your back with some merit, now please scratch mine with a lifetime membership to every porn site in the world.  Smiley

(Note:  Quickseller, this is a joke and should not be construed as selling merit)

Sure Vod, I'll reserve a subdomain pointed at vod.porn.ceo so you will own the same rights & power like me in the PORN galaxy.

Just tell the pornhub support your name is parked on that subdomain and they'll know what to do.  Cool

Cheers.

(Note: Quickseller, I really deserved that merit, i mean I'M THE PORN CEO, yaknowwhatImean?)
legendary
Activity: 1692
Merit: 1018
March 18, 2018, 06:35:44 PM
#11
I'M PROUD TO SAY TO YOU ALL THAT I'M OFFICIALLY THE PORN CEO OF THE WHOLE WORLD.




 Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool


I have some original adult related domains registered too. Want to sell them: are you interested?

Maybe you don't understand that I'M ACTUALLY the PORN CEO and so I own by divine rights every porn website, content, product of mind work related or linked to porn in this world, galaxy, solar system and everywhere else the Internet and DNS are working.

Now please send your server credentials to me, right now.




(disclaimer: joking 'bout the server creds folks XD....I already own them all AHAAHAUAHAUHAHUA)
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