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full member
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October 30, 2013, 05:36:46 PM
#27
Wow sign me up, seems like a guilt edged opportunity to invest in a proven winner.
legendary
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legendary
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You cannot kill love
legendary
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October 30, 2013, 01:30:12 AM
#24
Video or get out.
legendary
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You cannot kill love
October 30, 2013, 01:01:07 AM
#23
I have quite a ways to go, fingering position must be so precise for chords.  I consider myself good, I think I make good vibed music.  Though, again, I have a ways to go compared to others out there.

I will not be the fastest but I will be groovy.

I have plenty of time to get there.

http://soundcloud.com/dankm
legendary
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Welcome to the SaltySpitoon, how Tough are ya?
October 30, 2013, 12:51:18 AM
#22
Will consider a video in the near future.

You know, if you uploaded a video of yourself playing your guitar, assuming you are good, which I hope you are since you will need to be for your concert, people would probably just send tips to you, which could add up to be a sizeable amount. Then, not only would you have BTC, but you wouldn't have to pay it back.

That, and I'm curious to see if you are actually a good guitar player, or if you just hallucinate yourself playing  Tongue
donator
Activity: 1057
Merit: 1021
October 27, 2013, 12:51:43 PM
#21
Once you have raced on a real track you will understand why you should NEVER try to race on a city street or highway.  You have no idea what debris or oil, potholes, etc are on the streets.

Trail braking and slip angle sliding around a turn at 90 mph on a track is one thing.

Hitting even a small amount of oil while you are on a race track can easily send you into the weeds or hitting a tire wall.

On real life city streets you can easily hit a person or another car or flip off a bridge, etc.

It's beyond stupid to race on city roads unless it is a sanctioned event and the road is cleaned and blocked off.

Get your life together and get yourself a competition racing license and I will let you on the same track as me.

When you see the blue flag with an orange stripe waving at you that means you are going too slow.
legendary
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You cannot kill love
October 25, 2013, 07:25:45 PM
#20
I'd love to.  One day we shall race.
donator
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October 25, 2013, 07:21:01 PM
#19
Professional Driving?  Really Dank? 

You should bring your 540i to the track and I will waste you in a 120HP stock Mazda Miata.  This is me in the white Miata.

sr. member
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Cuddling, censored, unicorn-shaped troll.
October 20, 2013, 06:23:35 PM
#18
Nothing is impossible.

I agree.
Please.
Contact Bethesda and offer them to take care about all of the hubologists dialogs in next fallout.
Become rich.
And remember about me.
Vod
legendary
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Licking my boob since 1970
October 20, 2013, 03:51:22 AM
#17
Actually, I drove 140 mph down the highway in my 540i and weaved through cars at speeds of 120 mph.  All with no gas.  But I had definitely had my fair share of practicing professional driving.

legendary
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October 19, 2013, 11:53:32 PM
#16
During my travels in the spiritual realm I have come upon a manifestation i believe to be the entity that we know here as dank. Unfortunately my astral powers are weak, and i was unable to communicate with him properly. but i could feel it in my heart of hearts that i met dank in that vision. What i propose is an astral battle between dank and myself, however to do so i will need to purchase more crystals to properly hone my powers. If you are interested I am taking donations at 14T3CqPweicjRA8QW9iNXhRkUyUgCYpwZd every satoshi will be put forth to advance my chakra and take down this demon.

thank you for your time my brothers and sisters

you need to accept the entity into your heart for it has a message to spread to you, for your body is a child vessel in the spirit realm of dank.
legendary
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You cannot kill love
October 19, 2013, 10:18:50 PM
#15
I sent you a PM discussing details.  You're right, that was 8%, payments of $115.
hero member
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October 19, 2013, 09:45:43 PM
#14
Suppose I lend you 5k, what will you do with it, and what will you do to assure I get my monthly payments?

e: also you're not offering 10% @ 112.50$ per month.
legendary
Activity: 1134
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You cannot kill love
October 19, 2013, 09:42:40 PM
#13
Actually, I drove 140 mph down the highway in my 540i and weaved through cars at speeds of 120 mph.  All with no gas.  But I had definitely had my fair share of practicing professional driving.

No, I'm not asking for a loan for LSD shenanigans, I've done my share of it.  I'm asking for a loan so I can become financially sound and can then be a contributing member to the economy and society all while progressing closer to the music festival.
hero member
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October 19, 2013, 09:34:59 PM
#12
You operated a car on 60 hits of LSD, and are asking for money to perpetuate your shenanigans.

I'd tell you to get a job, but I think we all know you wont, because that would take an effort on your part.
legendary
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You cannot kill love
October 19, 2013, 09:24:50 PM
#11
Ah, it's quite simple.  We are capable of flying if we believe we are, no tools just the mind, that's why my friend experienced a spontaneous momentary levitation when he was younger.  So the theory is, I take a thumbprint of lsd, at that point my ego will be basically nonexistent.  My car ran on empty on 60 hits.  Let's see what 100x that does.  Along with music and channeling energy from a million people, I should have plenty of power to believe in myself to the point I can levitate.

From there, a select few across the crowd would figure out the same thing in the presence of proof.  We all take flight and fly around the world to remove negativity/ego/doubt from earth.  From there, anything is possible, people will be subject to their own pace though.

Once humans figure out we are also god, there's no need for a capitalistic society (or any organized hierarchy).  Humans will move beyond money because we will also manifest objects from consciousness rather than taking from the earth.

When one is completely absorbed in the moment of now, in absence of thought, many possibilities unlock.

Make sense?  Thank you for seeking to understand, not many people try that these days.

Will consider a video in the near future.
legendary
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Welcome to the SaltySpitoon, how Tough are ya?
October 19, 2013, 08:40:33 PM
#10
Dank, I love the hell out of you, because you are always amusing. Question though, how does you floating at a music festival bring world peace? Assuming you are magic, wouldn't people just say you were a really good magician or had really good special effects? And even if everyone did believe that you were legitimately flying, why would that bring world peace? Sure it would be neat, but I'm just trying to understand you.

Also, you should upload a video of you playing guitar.
legendary
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Hello!
October 19, 2013, 08:40:14 PM
#9
During my travels in the spiritual realm I have come upon a manifestation i believe to be the entity that we know here as dank. Unfortunately my astral powers are weak, and i was unable to communicate with him properly. but i could feel it in my heart of hearts that i met dank in that vision. What i propose is an astral battle between dank and myself, however to do so i will need to purchase more crystals to properly hone my powers. If you are interested I am taking donations at 14T3CqPweicjRA8QW9iNXhRkUyUgCYpwZd every satoshi will be put forth to advance my chakra and take down this demon.

thank you for your time my brothers and sisters
hero member
Activity: 495
Merit: 507
October 19, 2013, 08:31:45 PM
#8
Woo, new dank begging thread.
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