Give me some Bitcoin, then I will trust you.
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Give me some Bitcoin, then I will trust you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mz1siP7pItc
Digitial currency already existed. There was a template. The leap was the P2P network to verify transactions as stated in the original white paper.
Then I got to sit here and watch you idiots throw cryptographic attack codes at me or some shit. You are idiots. I never studied cryptography. Economics was a side hobby for me. This was so easy I fucking forgot I even invented this. Twice. It was an experiment to me. I'm shocked it work tbh. Maria tried to give me some of those million bitcoins years ago. And she is not a newbie. She's been around since 2011 on other accounts. I did so little work on this project that I felt guilty taking them from her to be honest.
Digitial currency already existed. There was a template. The leap was the P2P network to verify transactions as stated in the original white paper.
Then I got to sit here and watch you idiots throw cryptographic attack codes at me or some shit. You are idiots. I never studied cryptography. Economics was a side hobby for me. This was so easy I fucking forgot I even invented this. Twice. It was an experiment to me. I'm shocked it work tbh. Maria tried to give me some of those million bitcoins years ago. And she is not a newbie. She's been around since 2011 on other accounts. I did so little work on this project that I felt guilty taking them from her to be honest.
The key words there was and ^Joking^
The post was very interesting, and a joy to read. My question would be this : Post the link in the blockchain where you received coins from the friend on that forum. Not that it would prove anything, but it will give more meat to the story.
I would stay clear of claiming to be the inventor of Bitcoin, it might just cost you a lot of money in future. ^HeH^
The post was very interesting, and a joy to read. My question would be this : Post the link in the blockchain where you received coins from the friend on that forum. Not that it would prove anything, but it will give more meat to the story.
I would stay clear of claiming to be the inventor of Bitcoin, it might just cost you a lot of money in future. ^HeH^
I can picture it. If you're an American, or even in the USA, and you manage to convince the IRS that you're Satoshi, they probably want to have a conversation about that million-or-so-coins you mined and their current value, even if you haven't cashed out a single one.
I doubt that the IRS will be able to touch him for having something that he has not benefited from financially. Let's say you have 5000 Bitcoins, but you lost the private key, would those Bitcoin have earned you a single cent? NOPE.
The IRS would only have a claim on that, once those coins are spent. {You would most probably have to pay capital gains tax, on the difference between the value at which you acuired it, and the value you received from it}
That is to say, if you living in the USA.. Tax laws differ from country to country.
What a long story to read. Btw, got interested after reading this topic.
He does a good job when trying to come up as a japanese speaking english, does the same grammatical mistakes.
Quit reading after
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Hi, I’m not really trolling but also expect very few if any of you to know me. I invented bitcoin back in 2008.
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Cool story bro, yeah ryt. Didnt have the time to read it as well 
If you are not trolling, then I suggest you go to mental hospital. 
Look my mysterious person that holds all those bitcoins showed up.
Enjoy your wealth. I'm sitting here with Satoshi, having a laugh. Later, I have lunch with Ron Paul.
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You get real. How can someone have this must rage without any purpose. Get off your horse.
If you don't get it, doesn't mean there's no purpose.
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Here's some advice to you. Turn off the computer because it obviously enrages you like some chump on steroids and take your blood pressure medicine before you pop.
It's fun to see the reaction of people who just got unmasked. No rage at all.
It's also interesting that you don't even try to invalidate my comments and just reply with concerns about my health.
Little advice when you want to win an argument in a meeting or online: Stay on the topic, find errors in the other person's opinion, or just admit you're wrong.
Switching topics is an obvious sign that someone got exposed. And if you can't admit your mistakes, rather be silent.
You definitely should not try to distract the readers from with things no one cares about.
We all know that you don't care about my health, I don't care what you think about my health. And the other readers on this forum care even less.
Then, why mention it in the first place?
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I also got news. You were born into a world with no "proof".
"Hey look, I'm not only an attention whore. I'm also a philosopher."
(If you want to be taken seriously, just check my advice above.)
The key words there was and ^Joking^
The post was very interesting, and a joy to read. My question would be this : Post the link in the blockchain where you received coins from the friend on that forum. Not that it would prove anything, but it will give more meat to the story.
I would stay clear of claiming to be the inventor of Bitcoin, it might just cost you a lot of money in future. ^HeH^
The post was very interesting, and a joy to read. My question would be this : Post the link in the blockchain where you received coins from the friend on that forum. Not that it would prove anything, but it will give more meat to the story.
I would stay clear of claiming to be the inventor of Bitcoin, it might just cost you a lot of money in future. ^HeH^
I can picture it. If you're an American, or even in the USA, and you manage to convince the IRS that you're Satoshi, they probably want to have a conversation about that million-or-so-coins you mined and their current value, even if you haven't cashed out a single one.
Well, I'm trying to work that out. See my paper on creating a legal framework for bitcoin in a prior thread. I don't count on many reading it. 40% of the thread couldn't handle 1 page let alone 15.
Well, no proof. The thread has been deleted from RPF. I have no idea why. Probably because the lead developer wanted to hide.
How convenient for trolling.
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All I have to say is his promise to me still stands that he would hold the coins and never spend them. I believe he is a stand up guy to even find me originally and give me some credit.
Why? Even he can't be sure it is you because you refuse to provide any proof. Even if this fairy-tale is true, you (OP) could just pretend to be this guy.
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I didn't really make the post to prove it to anyone as I have none. Moreso, I was hoping one of the lead developers preferably Satoshi would see the post. He told me to come to this board if I ever wanted the coins. So, if anyone knows any of the lead developers please relay the message for me as I never had contact with them other than the thread I mentioned and some PM's with one of the lead developers. If I sought your praise, I would have showed up here over 4 years ago when I was asked. I'm glad I never did gauging from the majority of these posts.
You should be happy that people are skeptical and don't believe anything. Wouldn't a world were anything is taken as true be a paradise for scammers? Trust can't be taken for granted on an anonymous forum.
The same goes for you. Either you give some proof or accept that people don't believe you. Look around this forum. Lots of trolling, bullshit claims, jokes... How can someone know yours is legit?
It would be too easy if everyone gets Bitcoins just because he says he deserves them.
Please stop crying and don't behave like a spoiled kid. No one gives a fuck if you feel butthurt by some harsh words. Get real.
Look my mysterious person that holds all those bitcoins showed up.
You get real. How can someone have this must rage without any purpose. Get off your horse.
Here's some advice to you. Turn off the computer because it obviously enrages you like some chump on steroids and take your blood pressure medicine before you pop.
I also got news. You were born into a world with no "proof".
Well, no proof. The thread has been deleted from RPF. I have no idea why. Probably because the lead developer wanted to hide.
How convenient for trolling.
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All I have to say is his promise to me still stands that he would hold the coins and never spend them. I believe he is a stand up guy to even find me originally and give me some credit.
Why? Even he can't be sure it is you because you refuse to provide any proof. Even if this fairy-tale is true, you (OP) could just pretend to be this guy.
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I didn't really make the post to prove it to anyone as I have none. Moreso, I was hoping one of the lead developers preferably Satoshi would see the post. He told me to come to this board if I ever wanted the coins. So, if anyone knows any of the lead developers please relay the message for me as I never had contact with them other than the thread I mentioned and some PM's with one of the lead developers. If I sought your praise, I would have showed up here over 4 years ago when I was asked. I'm glad I never did gauging from the majority of these posts.
You should be happy that people are skeptical and don't believe anything. Wouldn't a world were anything is taken as true be a paradise for scammers? Trust can't be taken for granted on an anonymous forum.
The same goes for you. Either you give some proof or accept that people don't believe you. Look around this forum. Lots of trolling, bullshit claims, jokes... How can someone know yours is legit?
It would be too easy if everyone gets Bitcoins just because he says he deserves them.
Please stop crying and don't behave like a spoiled kid. No one gives a fuck if you feel butthurt by some harsh words. Get real.
The key words there was and ^Joking^
The post was very interesting, and a joy to read. My question would be this : Post the link in the blockchain where you received coins from the friend on that forum. Not that it would prove anything, but it will give more meat to the story.
I would stay clear of claiming to be the inventor of Bitcoin, it might just cost you a lot of money in future. ^HeH^
The post was very interesting, and a joy to read. My question would be this : Post the link in the blockchain where you received coins from the friend on that forum. Not that it would prove anything, but it will give more meat to the story.
I would stay clear of claiming to be the inventor of Bitcoin, it might just cost you a lot of money in future. ^HeH^
I can picture it. If you're an American, or even in the USA, and you manage to convince the IRS that you're Satoshi, they probably want to have a conversation about that million-or-so-coins you mined and their current value, even if you haven't cashed out a single one.
It always makes me laugh at the people that advertise they don't have the attention span to read a post.
It's like, "hey, look I have the attention span of a third grader. LOOK AT ME!!!"
It's like, "hey, look I have the attention span of a third grader. LOOK AT ME!!!"
I can absolutely guarantee that OP is Satoshi.
Now, Satoshi, between us, we have accumulated 1Million+ BTC. What should we do with it?
I am still holding on to mine like I promised. Last time I tried cashing out a couple of K's Mtgox crashed out.
Maria 3.ooOooOooo
Now, Satoshi, between us, we have accumulated 1Million+ BTC. What should we do with it?
I am still holding on to mine like I promised. Last time I tried cashing out a couple of K's Mtgox crashed out.
Maria 3.ooOooOooo
Ok
Plan A
Cash out and bet it all on black
Plan B
1. Retire
2. Take care of our families
3. Go to Disney World (it seems cliche) but we could take both our families there it'd be fun I think.
I do have aspirations to open a material science lab of some promising stuff I encountered during my travels but not right away.
Maria is Satoshi. Thanks for finding me. What do you think we should do with it?
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Satoshi, in how many seconds did you finish ^that post?
Seconds?
Are you for real?
This is Satoshi we are talking about.....
It took him 0.0000001ms to finish it.
Whats wrong with you?
Only satoshi is better than chuck norris, for sure ! !
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Satoshi, in how many seconds did you finish ^that post?
Seconds?
Are you for real?
This is Satoshi we are talking about.....
It took him 0.0000001ms to finish it.
Whats wrong with you?
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