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Topic: I just had 300 million sperm stolen (Read 2494 times)

sr. member
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June 23, 2011, 05:32:10 AM
#21
Oh sure, turn sperm into currency- SO MEN HAVE ALL THE MONEY!!!

Just another plot by the Patriarchy...

But I've donated to everyone willing!
newbie
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June 22, 2011, 10:47:59 PM
#20
Oh sure, turn sperm into currency- SO MEN HAVE ALL THE MONEY!!!

Just another plot by the Patriarchy...
sr. member
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June 22, 2011, 10:32:34 PM
#19
Now i am get that conception of negative value ... Your sperm, radioactive waste, bio-hazard trash ...

conception... lol too easy.
sr. member
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Merit: 250
June 22, 2011, 10:31:29 PM
#18
Now i am get that conception of negative value ... Your sperm, radioactive waste, bio-hazard trash ...
member
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June 22, 2011, 10:30:25 PM
#17
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full member
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June 22, 2011, 10:29:18 PM
#16
Please sticky this and lock it.

I see what you did there...

Cheers,
Kermee
sr. member
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June 22, 2011, 10:27:10 PM
#15
My BitSperm have become so worthless that I have to pay someone to take them off my hands.
sr. member
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Firstbits: 12pqwk
June 22, 2011, 10:25:31 PM
#14
I think we need a roll back soon someone's gonna dump all 300mil into the market.
newbie
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Merit: 0
June 22, 2011, 10:22:24 PM
#13
I think we need to see the proof-of-work for that transaction. Might be a long chain, might be real short.

Next time he needs to encrypt his wallet. Sooo many ways it can escape into that big, dark hole and never return.
legendary
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June 22, 2011, 10:22:07 PM
#12
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Thanks.  Please sticky this and lock it.

Must you use the word sticky in a thread about 300 million sperm?  Cheesy
sr. member
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Merit: 252
June 22, 2011, 10:21:26 PM
#11
I had them all encrypted in two separate testicles, and now they're gone.

However, I've been mining since Sunday and now both testicle wallets are full again.
sr. member
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Firstbits: 12pqwk
June 22, 2011, 10:18:52 PM
#10
Who stole his sperm? Spit it out now!




Shocked :oOH WHAT?Huh Shocked Shocked
legendary
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June 22, 2011, 08:46:38 PM
#9

great idea !!
sr. member
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June 22, 2011, 08:13:07 PM
#8
what about the word 'sperm'? you should include sperm

There's only 1 topic with "sperm" in it.  There's DOZENS of all the others.
legendary
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June 22, 2011, 08:12:26 PM
#7
what about the word 'sperm'? you should include sperm
hero member
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June 22, 2011, 08:11:32 PM
#6
WUT?
sr. member
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June 22, 2011, 08:11:16 PM
#5
We can make that rule. Just to please you.
Yes please... Please, please me!
sr. member
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June 22, 2011, 08:10:50 PM
#4
It's just ridiculous.  It's bad enough I have to wade neck deep through homeless beggars on the way home from work, now I have to hear somebody whine about how they took a ton of bitcoins up front and then lost the money?  Cry me a fucking river.  If you're posting here, obviously you've seen the dozens of threads about how this person got hacked and how to secure your wallet.

"I just need a dollar to go buy some food!" when someone is missing all their teeth and high off their mind...

Stupidity aside, I'd be EMBARASSED to come on here after a week like we've all had and ADMIT that I got robbed.

sr. member
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June 22, 2011, 08:10:21 PM
#3
We can make that rule. Just to please you.
jr. member
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June 22, 2011, 08:05:43 PM
#2
LOL, I was really tempted to post something similar.

My cellphone was just hacked and someone stole a whole case of FUD. I've been saving that FUD, now I'm screwed. This is the end of everything, what am I going to do. If I don't have the FUD, Satan himself is going to kick my ass.
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