A couple weeks ago I prayed to god for a girl because it was a long fucking time since I've been laid before that (2012) and a week or two later this chick at subway invited me to sleep at her house. It's been a couple month's now she named my dick greatness (for a reason). She let me tattoo my dicks name on her hip and it was my first tattoo. Now I am chilling with these 40 year old chicks and Michele (the older hippy chick) is calling me jesus and I haven't told them I am.
The truth is unfolding. This is your chance.
Good to see you've.got your priorities straight jesus. Could've prayed for anything, and the best you could was some old worn out poon. Why didn't you pray for money so you don't have to beg strangers on the internet? Selfish as always.
I want to live before becoming a light being, you should try it sometime. If you intake more positive energy than you output negative, your karma will increase and you will gain more control and peace over your life progressively.
That is the answer to life. E=MC^2
Energy is more powerful than matter at an exponential rate, hence the square root of matter. This is why love, energy, sets you free, and matter, negativity/ego kills you. It's about balance.
This is why we have different dimensions.
Einstein was a genius.
Thats some next level scamming.. 
? Squall have the Dank's soul 
?? 
Stop... you manipulate and don't even see your own emotional condition