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May Bitcoin be touched by his Noodly Appendage

Quote from: VolanicEruptor on December 23, 2013, 04:06:24 PM

I hope this isn't too off-topic, but what's the best remedy for Jock Itch on the groins? I've tried bleach, vinegar, tinactin, and scolding hot showers..
It feels like a christmas tree is violating me 24/7, while its on fire.
Any tips?

Red pepper decoction enema
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AirFlame

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What the hell You talking about my head exploded !

VolanicEruptor

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I hope this isn't too off-topic, but what's the best remedy for Jock Itch on the groins? I've tried bleach, vinegar, tinactin, and scolding hot showers..
It feels like a christmas tree is violating me 24/7, while its on fire.
Any tips?

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Bitcoin: An Idea Worth Spending

Something smells fishy about this story.

jackjack

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May Bitcoin be touched by his Noodly Appendage

Let me rub your carrot

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Quote from: MGK- on December 22, 2013, 06:12:44 PM

Pics or it didn't happen

I suppose it's a good blackmail opportunity. I wonder if there are "professional" photojournalists who just walk around to peoples' houses all day and take pictures, hoping for something embarrassing.

Be careful, OP. One day, you may find a USB key with a picture on it, demanding $1M in BTC unless you want it released publicly. Your co-workers would make fun of you until death.

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In a world of peaches, don't ask for apple sauce

Quote from: MGK- on December 22, 2013, 06:12:44 PM

Pics or it didn't happen

I second that. Ask your wife to take pics. Cheesy

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Pics or it didn't happen

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In a world of peaches, don't ask for apple sauce

Quote from: VolanicEruptor on December 22, 2013, 11:31:39 AM

Let's put it this way - I became the carrot.

Good for you. Maybe someday, you can change into a freaking potato. Cheesy

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Let's put it this way - I became the carrot.

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Quote from: VolanicEruptor on December 22, 2013, 01:37:02 AM

Quote from: Kluge on December 22, 2013, 01:08:47 AM

http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7085/6851158500_cf7c64f188.jpg

One time we went to the most expensive restaurant I could find in Vancouver, just to say we did,
and one of the appetizers was a carrot that was liquified and then solidified back into a carrot again. This allowed them to add all kinds of spices and flavors INTO THE CARROT. Shocked

it was good, but it was about $2 per nibble.

Woah. I thought people only did that to hard-boiled eggs.

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In a world of peaches, don't ask for apple sauce

Quote from: VolanicEruptor on December 22, 2013, 01:37:02 AM

Quote from: Kluge on December 22, 2013, 01:08:47 AM

One time we went to the most expensive restaurant I could find in Vancouver, just to say we did,
and one of the appetizers was a carrot that was liquified and then solidified back into a carrot again. This allowed them to add all kinds of spices and flavors INTO THE CARROT. Shocked

it was good, but it was about $2 per nibble.

Those spices don't sound really delicious. What was it like, the taste?

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Quote from: Kluge on December 22, 2013, 01:08:47 AM

One time we went to the most expensive restaurant I could find in Vancouver, just to say we did,
and one of the appetizers was a carrot that was liquified and then solidified back into a carrot again. This allowed them to add all kinds of spices and flavors INTO THE CARROT. Shocked

it was good, but it was about $2 per nibble.

player3

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you fruity buggers.

>not being a jabuticaba

Mushroomized

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Hello!

pics

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667 one more than the devil

Quote from: VolanicEruptor on December 21, 2013, 03:51:29 PM

sometimes when my wife is at work I like to go out in the garden, cover myself in dirt and pretend I'm a carrot!

You have a problem.
You should finally accept you are a cauliflower.

Go speak to the big pumpkin about this.

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Quote from: mprep on December 21, 2013, 07:29:12 PM

We all have weird habits. Ain't nobody judging a weirdo in a weirdo forum.

+1

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In a world of peaches, don't ask for apple sauce

We all have weird habits. Ain't nobody judging a weirdo in a weirdo forum.

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I like carrots!

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