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newbie
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June 11, 2013, 09:41:04 AM
#36
Grammar teachers in this thread, A+ Smiley
member
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June 11, 2013, 09:11:17 AM
#35
checked the btcjam site, looks promising
sr. member
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June 11, 2013, 08:35:12 AM
#34
Hello i need a bitcoin loan plz me your offer and rate(interest)

how much do you need?
legendary
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June 11, 2013, 08:27:26 AM
#33
If you need a loan, go to a bank, use your credit card, get a pay day loan, ask friends etc.  Then you can purchase some bitcoins or you can purchase hardware to mine bitcoins.  Or you can find something that you have to sell and earn bitcoins that way.

There are lots of options, but it will be nearly impossible to find someone to give you a loan here with an opening like that.
 Smiley

Hello i need a bitcoin loan plz me your offer and rate(interest)
legendary
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June 11, 2013, 08:25:14 AM
#32
Hello i I need a bitcoin loan plz please [verb: (send, tender, offer)] me your offer and rate(interest).
You have 4 posts and poor grammar. You expect anyone to just give you a loan?  Cheesy
what is wrong with my grammar?
are you a teacher or what?

FTFY

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full member
Activity: 140
Merit: 100
June 11, 2013, 08:18:02 AM
#31
Hello i need a bitcoin loan plz me your offer and rate(interest)
You have 4 posts and poor grammar. You expect anyone to just give you a loan?  Cheesy
what is wrong with my grammar?
are you a teacher or what?

Hello i need a bitcoin loan plz me your offer and rate(interest)

Hello i need a bitcoin loan. Please me your offer. And rate(interested/not interested)

Hello I need a Bitcoin loan. Please send/make me your offer and rate of interest.

FTFY  Wink



hero member
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June 11, 2013, 08:08:48 AM
#30
Hello i need a bitcoin loan plz me your offer and rate(interest)
You have 4 posts and poor grammar. You expect anyone to just give you a loan?  Cheesy
what is wrong with my grammar?
are you a teacher or what?

Hello i need a bitcoin loan plz me your offer and rate(interest)

Hello i need a bitcoin loan. Please me your offer. And rate(interested/not interested)
newbie
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June 11, 2013, 08:06:39 AM
#29
thx for the loan's sites that i didn't know ! cool  Cheesy
newbie
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June 11, 2013, 08:01:07 AM
#28
you need 2 leave the newbies area before u can get loans. gud luck man!! Smiley

hope u get a good loan and be honest
b!z
legendary
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June 11, 2013, 06:48:13 AM
#27
Maybe you could at least try to leave Newbie jail.
full member
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June 11, 2013, 04:29:58 AM
#26
I'd take a different approach to get a loan. How about telling people how they will benefit from loaning to you?

A feeling of charity and warmness throughout your body.

Or you can buy a hooker and get the same thing, although that warmness turns to burning pretty quickly

But the memory's and scars last forever!  Grin

godslove0: Just get a payday loan and buy some BTC. They take anybody Wink
newbie
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June 10, 2013, 04:29:38 PM
#25
I'd take a different approach to get a loan. How about telling people how they will benefit from loaning to you?

A feeling of charity and warmness throughout your body.

Or you can buy a hooker and get the same thing, although that warmness turns to burning pretty quickly
newbie
Activity: 28
Merit: 0
June 10, 2013, 04:29:08 PM
#24
I'd take a different approach to get a loan. How about telling people how they will benefit from loaning to you?

A feeling of charity and warmness throughout your body.
newbie
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Merit: 0
June 10, 2013, 04:27:14 PM
#23
I'd take a different approach to get a loan. How about telling people how they will benefit from loaning to you?
hero member
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It's all fun and games until somebody loses an eye
June 10, 2013, 04:20:11 PM
#22
Hello i I need a bitcoin loan plz please [verb: (send, tender, offer)] me your offer and rate(interest).
You have 4 posts and poor grammar. You expect anyone to just give you a loan?  Cheesy
what is wrong with my grammar?
are you a teacher or what?

FTFY
hero member
Activity: 686
Merit: 504
always the student, never the master.
June 10, 2013, 04:19:04 PM
#21

***Starts photoshopping frantically***

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newbie
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June 10, 2013, 04:18:17 PM
#20
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What is wrong with my grammar?
Are you a teacher or what?

FYP.
newbie
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Merit: 0
June 10, 2013, 04:16:58 PM
#19
Hello i need a bitcoin loan plz me your offer and rate(interest)
You have 4 posts and poor grammar. You expect anyone to just give you a loan?  Cheesy
what is wrong with my grammar?
are you a teacher or what?
legendary
Activity: 4242
Merit: 5039
You're never too old to think young.
June 10, 2013, 04:15:31 PM
#18
Hello i need a bitcoin loan plz me your offer and rate(interest)

Sure, I could give you a loan.

7% interest per week, compounded hourly.

First send me: a scan of your government issued ID, a scan of a recent piece of mail showing your current address, your telephone number, your social security number, your mother's maiden name, your credit card number (and expiration date and security code from the back of the card), and a picture of you with a shoe on your head. And a one page description of what you are going to use the money for and how you plan to pay it back. Oh, and you will have to give your bitcoin address to send the funds.

How much do you need?

>>> a scan of your government issued ID, a scan of a recent piece of mail showing your current address, your telephone number, your social security number, your mother's maiden name, your credit card number (and expiration date and security code from the back of the card), and a picture of you with a shoe on your head.<<<

***Starts photoshopping frantically***
hero member
Activity: 686
Merit: 504
always the student, never the master.
June 10, 2013, 04:10:18 PM
#17
Hello i need a bitcoin loan plz me your offer and rate(interest)

Sure, I could give you a loan.

First send me: a scan of your government issued ID, a scan of a recent piece of mail showing your current address, your telephone number, your social security number, your mother's maiden name, your credit card number (and expiration date and security code from the back of the card), and a picture of you with a shoe on your head. And a one page description of what you are going to use the money for and how you plan to pay it back. Oh, and you will have to give your bitcoin address to send the funds.

How much do you need?

well, with the terms you stated, i think he'd need enough to dissapear with permanently. LULZ
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