Topic: I think Bitcoin should be banned because ... (Read 997 times)
ban bitcoin before it ruins 'golden showers' for everyone
there will be BitMoney in the future. As you said "coin" doesnt sound "heavy", right? 
Bitcoin should be banned because it's addictive (and everything addictive should be banned, like coffe and donuts for example). All day long I can't stop watching the price. I wake up in the middle of the night and have to check the price. It causes insomnia, too. Definitely should be banned!
If you ban and donuts what will you drink and eat while watching price of BitCoin ? Coffee will keep you wake and donuts you can sure police officers when they come to take you away because your wife/girlfriend/mom report you for staying wake all night,
Ban crackcoin before someone od's
Bitcoin should be banned because it's addictive (and everything addictive should be banned, like coffe and donuts for example). All day long I can't stop watching the price. I wake up in the middle of the night and have to check the price. It causes insomnia, too. Definitely should be banned!
... because capital controls are so cool!
indeed. bitcoin is so unhip it should be permabanned
BTC was already banned .. in China, at the end of 2013, remember ?
If it was banned then why were over half of the coins still going into China? They restricted depositing cash into the exchanged but the Chinese got around this buy buying vouchers then redeeming them.
indeed. we should ban it because the Chinese can't. after all, who's been to da moon and who hasn't yet?
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BTC was already banned .. in China, at the end of 2013, remember ?
If it was banned then why were over half of the coins still going into China? They restricted depositing cash into the exchanged but the Chinese got around this buy buying vouchers then redeeming them.
BTC was already banned .. in China, at the end of 2013, remember ?
... because capital controls are so cool!
Also 'silence is golden' lovely 'silence is bitcoinesque' not so lovely. ah but maybe 'silence is satoshi-like'. catchy, maybe
Anyhoo, agree that it should be banned because it can't be fashioned into a dildo, nor used as a straw for snorting up er vitamins
we should also ban litecoin because you can't wipe your ass with it. doge maybe a different matter. feathercoin in an emergency
Anyhoo, agree that it should be banned because it can't be fashioned into a dildo, nor used as a straw for snorting up er vitamins
we should also ban litecoin because you can't wipe your ass with it. doge maybe a different matter. feathercoin in an emergency
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Gold should be banned because we can't spend it over the internet and it can be faked/counterfeited and I can't by drugs or dildos with it 
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.yes, but you can mould the gold into a dildo.
you can't do that with bitcoin
Pretty expensive dildo.
Gold should be banned because we can't spend it over the internet and it can be faked/counterfeited and I can't by drugs or dildos with it .
but nothing is going to be banned because all are enjoying with these even some buying drugs and dildos but all happy asses . 
... it's ruined the once great expression 'worth his weight in gold'. I mean 'worth his weight in bitcoin' doesn't sound all that heavy really, probably just a couple nanograms or something ... oh wait maybe I got that the wrong way round. Anyway you know what I mean. Why do you think we should ban it?
This is jokes.
I don't think that it should be banned, not that it can be banned.
Also on a different point, it makes me laugh when people say that 'Crypto is dead'. Wellllll...crypto is more than just a store of value, but a technological step forward.
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Gold should be banned because we can't spend it over the internet and it can be faked/counterfeited and I can't by drugs or dildos with it .
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It should be banned because it evidently causes confusion and witlessness in the older generation who then go about starting threads about why it should be banned.
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... it's ruined the once great expression 'worth his weight in gold'. I mean 'worth his weight in bitcoin' doesn't sound all that heavy really, probably just a couple nanograms or something ... oh wait maybe I got that the wrong way round. Anyway you know what I mean. Why do you think we should ban it?
Not sure if troll, but gold ruined the phrase "I'd rather eat my money", because you can't eat gold, but you could eat potatoes which is what everybody used to use as a currency before gold.
oh common he clearly is bitcoin friend, he is telling that soon bitcoin will be in our language more than gold... jesus you guys realy go on witch hunts...
maybe it should be banned because it's unfair to blind people
it should deffo be banned if it's bigoted like that
I hope you're trolling because people keep coming here saying stuff like that and it's a bit like walking into a community dominated by dark skinned people while wearing a khu-klux clan outfit, the only response you're going to get is a "Fuck you" from most people lol.
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