Topic: I want the hell outta here!!! - page 2. (Read 1921 times)

Let me the fuck outta here! I'm getting PM's from people who want to pay me via PayPal to touch me. I know their kind. Pay, touch, then charge back, thus they get to cop a feel for free. Besides, there's an important thread outside of Newbie that I need to post on. Can't remember which one it was, or if I will post on it once I'm outta here, but it's a good excuse, one that nobody has ever used before.

~Al~

I think you're misunderstanding... If you whitelist the alpaca you're allowing it to go into the zoo, not get out of the zoo lol

Vicente: Welcome back to the show, Al.
Al: Are you being sarcastic?
Vicente: No! Seriously, welcome back... Let's move on. Where're you broadcasting from today, Al.
Al: I'm currently in a beautiful small town in Indiana. (to himself, "What a fuckin' hellhole!")
Vicente: What's so special about this town, Al?
Al: Well, this is where Matthew grew up, and today I'm interviewing several of Matthew's old acquaintances in this beautiful town. (Hellhole!)
Vicente: Whose first?
Al: We have the beautiful spinster...strike that...Miss. Louise Hayes, Matthew's elementary teacher. Tell us a little about Matthew if you can remember that far back, Miss. Hayes.
Miss. Hayes: I can't believe I'm talking to Al the Alpaca. Can I...
Al: Don't touch me!
Miss. Hayes: Sorry, Al! I didn't realize you were a delta-male. I remember Matty, for that's what we teachers used to call him. Matty was always late for class. Each day he would have a different excuse as to why he was late. In fact, we started to call him Late Matty, because he was always late. Late! Late! Late! Yep, Late Matty was always late.
Al: Fascinating! What else can you tell us about Late Matty?
Miss. Hayes: Who?
Vicente: Can we move on to the next person that remembers Matthew, Al?
Al: Good call, Vicente! I now have here Peggy Hoyle. Do you remember Matthew, Peggy?
Peggy Hoyle: Sure the hell do. I was his first girlfriend. I taught him all about sex. I used to dress him up in weird costumes, then fuck his brains out. Only one problem though.
Al: Not sure if I should ask.
Vicente: Ask the bitch and move on, Al!
Al: Another good call! What was that, Peggy?
Peggy Hoyle: The bastard has always late. I would bust a nut and then have to wait for hours till he got his. That's what broke us up.
Miss. Hayes: I remember Late Matty now, we used to...
Vicente: I don't think we want to hear that from Miss. Hayes, Al.
Al: I'm on it, Vicente! Next we have his cousin, Joey "Hap" Hugler. What do you remember about Matthew, Hap?
Hap: Mainly, the sex. Matthew and I...
Al: Back to you, Vicente.
Vicente: Good call, Al!

If you're willing to vouch for this poor alpaca, I could let it out the zoo.
Unless it's the same with Freecoiner, and you don't want to let it out just yet.

I did! that as well as a nicely placed Alpaca Bump! (i read that post as if it was being said in the manner of 'falcon punch!' for some odd reason)

Did you read were Al is now trying to cheer up a depressed Newbie?

~Bruno~

Well i do look forward to the releases in any case!

I'm not entirely convinced, fatigue, that Al is real, but I could be mistaken. Only time will tell. But I do have to concur with you that the scripts so far are fun to pen read.

~Bruno~

I dont want to interrupt the flow of Dissociative Identity but...

Al, you need to get filming! Some genius wrote up 4 or 5 scripts and i havent seen a single cut!

Al! Al! Al! Why don't you just be a little more patient like I. Do your time here in Newbie and you'll be out in no time. Meanwhile, consider joining Freecoiner once you're out of Newbie Jail, and... Oops! Sorry, Al. I just thought of something. According to the by-laws that I've almost started penning, alpacas won't be able to join. What a bummer! Good luck with you new gig there with Vicente though.

~Bruno~

Welcome to BitcoinTalk, Al. I've heard a lot about you. How's Vicente's show coming along?

~Bruno~

Get me the hell outta here. I don't need to be in Newbie, for everybody knows who the hell I am. See https://bitcointalk.org/index.phptopic=91676.0 if you desire more proof.

Whoever came up with this stupid rule probably has one blade shy on their brains cooling fan.

For those of you who still doubt I am who I say I am, my complete profile is as follows:



~Al