Topic: I will eat John McAfee's dick if BTC doesn't trade above $100K by end of 2019. - page 2. (Read 526 times)
May 15, 2019, 09:51:14 AM
John Mcafee is careless when he speaks and speculate and it would only mislead and conceive us. That's the reason why we have to get rid of this kind of people. They have nothing to do but to release statements without even worrying the impact of it on people. He's a selfish man so we should ignore him.
May 15, 2019, 09:35:07 AM
Feel free to submit recipes. I'm leaning towards John McAfee's Dick Under Glass.
John McAfee is an attention-seeker, which is weird because he is too old to be playing these games. It's good that he has a care-free attitude, though. As for his price prediction, or the one in this thread, it's possible but I take it with a grain of salt. There is still plenty of infrastructure needed to bring mainstream adoption. I definitely see BTC hitting 100K by 2021 though.
May 15, 2019, 09:28:00 AM
How about slicing John's d**k to 5 equal pieces vertically and add it as a topping in a Pizza. Imagine baby corn pizza. That would be cruel and nasty though.
Predictions doesn't matter when it comes to crypto. Nobody predicted that the price would fall so low when the bear market started in 2018.
If people could make predictions so accurately then everybody would be millionaire. I am quite sure BTC won't even cross $50k by the end of 2019 (not making a prediction here).
Predictions doesn't matter when it comes to crypto. Nobody predicted that the price would fall so low when the bear market started in 2018.
If people could make predictions so accurately then everybody would be millionaire. I am quite sure BTC won't even cross $50k by the end of 2019 (not making a prediction here).
May 15, 2019, 08:55:09 AM
Hilarious. John McAfee used to be famous for his anti virus software before, but is primarily remembered by his private parts and outrageous claims about revealing Satoshi these days. And this guy wants to become the new president? Hilarious indeed.
He is a man who knows how to use the media to his own advantage. And I think he made good money with projects he endorsed when ICOs were the in thing. I am sure he just enjoying what he is doing and that is to be a good joker in the world of cryptocurrency. At least he is a strong and famous supporter of Bitcoin...we can count on him on that. As to the dick jokes, well those are just jokes to get the attention that he wanted. And now that he wants to run for President...though of course he can't win he can be bringing the cause of cryptocurrency to the masses.
May 15, 2019, 08:50:05 AM
I don't depend on any speculations even with famous people but rather I trust and observe the movement of the market. We're not far from what we want and I'm sure that things would get better anytime soon. Bitcoin is surprising, we might just eat what we say.
May 15, 2019, 08:48:54 AM
Maybe this works for McAfee's thing.
http://www.grouprecipes.com/59411/penis-stew.html
Penis Stew
Ingredients
1 penis, ram's or bull's or McAfee's
3 tbls. oil
1 large chopped onion
2 garlic cloves, peeled and chopped
1 tsp coriander seeds, crushed
1 tsp salt
freshly ground black pepper
How to make it
Scald the penis, then drain and clean (doesn't say how you clean a penis. Not sure a guy would know since this penis is, well . . . never mind).
Place the penis in a saucepan, cover with cold water, and bring to a boil.
Remove any scum, then simmer for 10 minutes.
Drain and slice.
Heat the oil in a large skillet.
Add the onion, garlic, and coriander and fry until the onion is golden.
Add the penis slices and fry on both sides for a few minutes.
Stir in the remaining ingredients with a good grinding of pepper, add enough water to cover, and bring to a boil.
Lower the heat, cover, and simmer for about 2 hours, or until tender.
Add a little water from time to time if necessary to prevent burning.
http://www.grouprecipes.com/59411/penis-stew.html
Penis Stew
Ingredients
1 penis, ram's or bull's or McAfee's
3 tbls. oil
1 large chopped onion
2 garlic cloves, peeled and chopped
1 tsp coriander seeds, crushed
1 tsp salt
freshly ground black pepper
How to make it
Scald the penis, then drain and clean (doesn't say how you clean a penis. Not sure a guy would know since this penis is, well . . . never mind).
Place the penis in a saucepan, cover with cold water, and bring to a boil.
Remove any scum, then simmer for 10 minutes.
Drain and slice.
Heat the oil in a large skillet.
Add the onion, garlic, and coriander and fry until the onion is golden.
Add the penis slices and fry on both sides for a few minutes.
Stir in the remaining ingredients with a good grinding of pepper, add enough water to cover, and bring to a boil.
Lower the heat, cover, and simmer for about 2 hours, or until tender.
Add a little water from time to time if necessary to prevent burning.
May 15, 2019, 08:40:50 AM
Hilarious. John McAfee used to be famous for his anti virus software before, but is primarily remembered by his private parts and outrageous claims about revealing Satoshi these days. And this guy wants to become the new president? Hilarious indeed.
Perhaps he is smart about antivirus but there are also a lot of things he knows nothing about but he likes to look like the supremacy
Once I watched a documentary with an interview about him, he welcomed the journalists to his home in his pajamas, he had a porno magazine and a bottle of whiskey in the kitchen. Honestly, I think he is also on drugs and when he is, he likes to go on twitter to brag about anything he can imagine. ^^
May 15, 2019, 08:34:26 AM
I think that John McAfee would refuse to give you his dick so you better find some other disgusting thing and get ready to do it. Just imho but even such obvious things like running naked around the street is fine if you gonna bet on it.
Anyway, from the current point BTC have to make like x14. I don't want to disappoint you but one thing is to get x10 on shitcoin with 100$ market cap and the other thing is to make x10 with multi billion MC. Actualy this is the reason thy GDP is growing with a slow speed.
Anyway, from the current point BTC have to make like x14. I don't want to disappoint you but one thing is to get x10 on shitcoin with 100$ market cap and the other thing is to make x10 with multi billion MC. Actualy this is the reason thy GDP is growing with a slow speed.
May 15, 2019, 08:23:12 AM
Hilarious. John McAfee used to be famous for his anti virus software before, but is primarily remembered by his private parts and outrageous claims about revealing Satoshi these days. And this guy wants to become the new president? Hilarious indeed.
May 15, 2019, 08:22:09 AM
How about a chili con carne ala McAfee Peniś?
- 1 Large Onion
- 1 Red Pepper
- 1 Tbsp Oil
- 1 Authentic JM Peniś
- 1 Bitcoin
May 15, 2019, 08:15:01 AM
Good idea, I would prepare it just as you would prepare Rocky Mountain Oysters. (bull testicles)
Seems fitting, if 2019 ends in a bull market, without hitting 100k.
I hope he'll share with you though
Seems fitting, if 2019 ends in a bull market, without hitting 100k.
I hope he'll share with you though
May 15, 2019, 08:08:53 AM
It will not be long before countries realize they need to buy it all up, it will become like 8million overnight sometime soon. The numbers will rise like the usdebt clock.
May 15, 2019, 07:56:09 AM
Feel free to submit recipes. I'm leaning towards John McAfee's Dick Under Glass.
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Been in the hospital three times with no options for chemo etc.
For those are not versed is who I am ...
April fools!
I was surprised (and laughing) at how many people took this seriously. I thought that this was way more obvious than last year, but I guess not.
- Politeness was how many times you used "please", "sir", "pardon", "apprecia*", "may I", "thanks", and "thank you" in past posts. This is poking a bit of fun at the people who are unnecessarily polite like this.
- Imagination was how many times you posted an image tag in past posts.
- Coins was how many distinct "coins" you mentioned in past posts. A coin was reckoned as any three-letter acronym (so Satoshi got several from things like "FYI" and "CIA"), as well as any word ending in "coin" (like "Bitcoin"). It was distinct coins, so if you posted the word "bitcoin" 100 times, that'd still only count as 1.
- fMerit was calculated according to the posted algorithm. That algorithm is, as nullius pointed out, the min of three runs with different seeds of a linear congruential pseudorandom number generator using the glibc constants.
- Virtue was the edit distance between your name and "Lauda".
- Karma was as described.
Part of the joke with Conway's Game of Life is that since the game is turing-complete, figuring out whether a given configuration terminates equals the halting problem, which is undecidable in the general case. (Though it's maybe not actually undecidable with only an 8x10 input board.) The other part of the joke is that it's just so ridiculous to decide rank in this way, but I guess a lot of people didn't pick up on that...
I had kind of wanted to actually have a running game-of-life board in JavaScript on everyone's profile, but I didn't have time.
(BTW, when are we getting Conway-GoL-Coin? It's Turing-complete!)
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Gleb/Phinnaeus wins the award for best Bitcointalker overall!
I was surprised (and laughing) at how many people took this seriously. I thought that this was way more obvious than last year, but I guess not.
- Politeness was how many times you used "please", "sir", "pardon", "apprecia*", "may I", "thanks", and "thank you" in past posts. This is poking a bit of fun at the people who are unnecessarily polite like this.
- Imagination was how many times you posted an image tag in past posts.
- Coins was how many distinct "coins" you mentioned in past posts. A coin was reckoned as any three-letter acronym (so Satoshi got several from things like "FYI" and "CIA"), as well as any word ending in "coin" (like "Bitcoin"). It was distinct coins, so if you posted the word "bitcoin" 100 times, that'd still only count as 1.
- fMerit was calculated according to the posted algorithm. That algorithm is, as nullius pointed out, the min of three runs with different seeds of a linear congruential pseudorandom number generator using the glibc constants.
- Virtue was the edit distance between your name and "Lauda".
- Karma was as described.
Part of the joke with Conway's Game of Life is that since the game is turing-complete, figuring out whether a given configuration terminates equals the halting problem, which is undecidable in the general case. (Though it's maybe not actually undecidable with only an 8x10 input board.) The other part of the joke is that it's just so ridiculous to decide rank in this way, but I guess a lot of people didn't pick up on that...
I had kind of wanted to actually have a running game-of-life board in JavaScript on everyone's profile, but I didn't have time.
(BTW, when are we getting Conway-GoL-Coin? It's Turing-complete!
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| dogie | 5050 |
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| lightlord | 5649 |
| zazarb | 5273 |
| irfan_pak10 | 5117 |
| minerjones | 5019 |
| smoothie | 4957 |
| JackpotRacer | 4257 |
| Betcoin.AG | 4016 |
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| ocminer | 3854 |
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Gleb/Phinnaeus wins the award for best Bitcointalker overall!
I have lost use of my right hand. It took me two days to pen this PO.
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Seeking money (~$20,000) for a burial plot in DeMotte, Indiana, funeral expenses, and transportation expenses for the my
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Thank you.
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PS: AMA.
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