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Quote from: dank on December 02, 2012, 06:10:15 PM

Quote from: repentance on December 01, 2012, 04:28:51 PM

If dank was so confident that "the universe will provide", he'd start hitch-hiking to California now instead of relying on filthy money to get him there.

That was the original plan, will get to it if I don't get a bike here shortly.

I forsee a lot of cock meat sandwiches in your future, but hey, at least the universe will provide.

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Quote from: repentance on December 01, 2012, 04:28:51 PM

If dank was so confident that "the universe will provide", he'd start hitch-hiking to California now instead of relying on filthy money to get him there.

That was the original plan, will get to it if I don't get a bike here shortly.

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If dank was so confident that "the universe will provide", he'd start hitch-hiking to California now instead of relying on filthy money to get him there.

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Quote from: Buffer Overflow on December 01, 2012, 03:56:02 PM

Quote from: dank on November 28, 2012, 12:03:04 AM

There's only a few people I have to talk to for this concert to get going.

There's an invention called a telephone that solves this sort of problem.

Or it's spiritual successor, the internet. You do know this magic computer box in front of you can let you talk to those people, right?

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Quote from: dank on November 28, 2012, 12:03:04 AM

There's only a few people I have to talk to for this concert to get going.

There's an invention called a telephone that solves this sort of problem.

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I don't see why dank can't just consult these people on the astral plane.

If you decide to slum it and meet these people in person, dank, please webcast the part where you tell them that the date for this event is only three weeks away.

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Quote from: AndrewBUD on November 28, 2012, 01:55:58 PM

This is so sad.

We have these crazy Bayfest concerts every year. They're pretty big for a small city.. People come from all over Michigan and Ontario to see these bands.

http://www.sarniabayfest.com/

The people that produce these concerts have everything decided almost 2 years in advance.

Yeah, but have the organizers dreamt about the event? All of eight times?

Thought so.

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This is so sad.

We have these crazy Bayfest concerts every year. They're pretty big for a small city.. People come from all over Michigan and Ontario to see these bands.

http://www.sarniabayfest.com/

The people that produce these concerts have everything decided almost 2 years in advance.

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Quote from: dank on November 28, 2012, 10:54:05 AM

There are no tickets, you just show up.

How? You won't tell anyone where you live.

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Quote from: dank on November 28, 2012, 10:54:05 AM

There are no tickets, you just show up.

Right, forgot about it not only being a million man concert, but a free million man concert.

Still, I hereby declare a contractual expectation of being able to attend.

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There are no tickets, you just show up.

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Quote from: dank on November 28, 2012, 01:02:24 AM

Quote from: Vod on November 28, 2012, 12:19:41 AM

Quote from: dank on November 28, 2012, 12:03:04 AM

There's only a few people I have to talk to for this concert to get going. I just need to go visit them, and it's on.

AGAIN, why do you need to talk to anyone if the concert is metaphoric and will only exist in your mind?

It's not.

Quoted.

If no million man concert occurs you can't fall back on stale rhetoric. You will have failed.

How can I reserve a ticket in advance? I'm being 100% serious.

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Quote from: dank on November 28, 2012, 12:03:04 AM

There's only a few people I have to talk to for this concert to get going. I just need to go visit them, and it's on.

Then maybe you need a plan B for going to see them rather than sitting around hoping someone will entrust you with their (very specific model of) bike. You have just over 3 weeks in which to make this event happen - you need to be seeing these people yesterday.

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Quote from: dank on November 28, 2012, 01:02:24 AM

Quote from: Vod on November 28, 2012, 12:19:41 AM

Quote from: dank on November 28, 2012, 12:03:04 AM

There's only a few people I have to talk to for this concert to get going. I just need to go visit them, and it's on.

AGAIN, why do you need to talk to anyone if the concert is metaphoric and will only exist in your mind?

It's not.

Of course it is. So why do you need to travel anywhere? Just imagine you have all the gear and have your concert.

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Quote from: Vod on November 28, 2012, 12:19:41 AM

Quote from: dank on November 28, 2012, 12:03:04 AM

There's only a few people I have to talk to for this concert to get going. I just need to go visit them, and it's on.

AGAIN, why do you need to talk to anyone if the concert is metaphoric and will only exist in your mind?

It's not.

Vod

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Quote from: dank on November 28, 2012, 12:03:04 AM

There's only a few people I have to talk to for this concert to get going. I just need to go visit them, and it's on.

AGAIN, why do you need to talk to anyone if the concert is metaphoric and will only exist in your mind?

dank

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There's only a few people I have to talk to for this concert to get going. I just need to go visit them, and it's on.

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Quote from: Phinnaeus Gage on November 27, 2012, 08:25:33 PM

I believe Dank's been dippin' into some crazy dank: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dank

Just pick up on that, did ya, Bruno? Wink

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I believe Dank's been dippin' into some crazy dank: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dank

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Quote from: dank on November 27, 2012, 05:01:17 PM

This music festival is going to happen, bike or car.

Since this festival is going to be metaphoric, within yourself, why do you even need transportation?

Quote from: dank on November 24, 2012, 10:06:30 PM

As most everything I say, the wave was metaphoric, within myself.

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