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Topic: If you had to make a movie about Karpeles, what title would you give it? (Read 2274 times)
February 05, 2015, 03:35:51 PM
January 25, 2015, 04:53:20 AM
Fat Man Walking
January 20, 2015, 08:57:19 PM
Can you seriously imagine a Goxxed up coffee shop...
Customer: "Grande mountain roast please, cream and sugar."
goxminion: That will be $2.79 please
Customer hands over a $20
waits,
waits,
Clears throat.
Customer: I just handed you a $20, weren't you giving me change?7
goxminion: Have you got some ID
Customer: Why?
goxminion: *waves arms* governmenty terrist, anti customer know your laundry *waves arms*
Customer: pardon?
goxminion: ID or no money
Customer digs out ID, a cup appears on the counter...
Customer: WTF this is just a cup of hot water!
goxminion: Our supplies were stolen.
Customer: *shoving ID in face of goxminion* Then forget it, just give me back my $20
goxminion: Can't, it went into the bill safe, it's kind of a black hole, only top management knows what happens from there.
Customer: This is fucking retarded, how the hell are your doors still open and why?
goxminion: From obligation and loyalty to our customer base ...
This is priceless. Customer: "Grande mountain roast please, cream and sugar."
goxminion: That will be $2.79 please
Customer hands over a $20
waits,
waits,
Clears throat.
Customer: I just handed you a $20, weren't you giving me change?7
goxminion: Have you got some ID
Customer: Why?
goxminion: *waves arms* governmenty terrist, anti customer know your laundry *waves arms*
Customer: pardon?
goxminion: ID or no money
Customer digs out ID, a cup appears on the counter...
Customer: WTF this is just a cup of hot water!
goxminion: Our supplies were stolen.
Customer: *shoving ID in face of goxminion* Then forget it, just give me back my $20
goxminion: Can't, it went into the bill safe, it's kind of a black hole, only top management knows what happens from there.
Customer: This is fucking retarded, how the hell are your doors still open and why?
goxminion: From obligation and loyalty to our customer base ...
The (Magical)Tux(edo)
The (New) Running Man
(Another) Dead Man Walking
Smooth As Silk
The People Vs. Mark Karpeles
January 20, 2015, 12:51:51 PM
The 5th one "The Neverending Goxxing" sounds good.
same for me haha cant really think of an title:p
January 20, 2015, 09:07:32 AM
Can you seriously imagine a Goxxed up coffee shop...
Customer: "Grande mountain roast please, cream and sugar."
goxminion: That will be $2.79 please
Customer hands over a $20
waits,
waits,
Clears throat.
Customer: I just handed you a $20, weren't you giving me change?7
goxminion: Have you got some ID
Customer: Why?
goxminion: *waves arms* governmenty terrist, anti customer know your laundry *waves arms*
Customer: pardon?
goxminion: ID or no money
Customer digs out ID, a cup appears on the counter...
Customer: WTF this is just a cup of hot water!
goxminion: Our supplies were stolen.
Customer: *shoving ID in face of goxminion* Then forget it, just give me back my $20
goxminion: Can't, it went into the bill safe, it's kind of a black hole, only top management knows what happens from there.
Customer: This is fucking retarded, how the hell are your doors still open and why?
goxminion: From obligation and loyalty to our customer base ...
Customer: "Grande mountain roast please, cream and sugar."
goxminion: That will be $2.79 please
Customer hands over a $20
waits,
waits,
Clears throat.
Customer: I just handed you a $20, weren't you giving me change?7
goxminion: Have you got some ID
Customer: Why?
goxminion: *waves arms* governmenty terrist, anti customer know your laundry *waves arms*
Customer: pardon?
goxminion: ID or no money
Customer digs out ID, a cup appears on the counter...
Customer: WTF this is just a cup of hot water!
goxminion: Our supplies were stolen.
Customer: *shoving ID in face of goxminion* Then forget it, just give me back my $20
goxminion: Can't, it went into the bill safe, it's kind of a black hole, only top management knows what happens from there.
Customer: This is fucking retarded, how the hell are your doors still open and why?
goxminion: From obligation and loyalty to our customer base ...
January 20, 2015, 03:16:29 AM
Karpeles: the Frappucino man
Or : where is my Frappuccino ?
January 20, 2015, 03:00:39 AM
Karpeles: the Frappucino man
January 17, 2015, 03:57:17 PM
Fatass and his Coins: The Mt.Gox Swindle
January 17, 2015, 03:56:04 PM
My top 5 would be:
1: The Gox, The Road & The Ulbricht
2: The French Connection: Tokio
3: Fat Frappaccino
4: Moron. The Movie.
5: The Neverending Goxxing.
6: ?
(inspired by reddit)
1: The Gox, The Road & The Ulbricht
2: The French Connection: Tokio
3: Fat Frappaccino
4: Moron. The Movie.
5: The Neverending Goxxing.
6: ?
(inspired by reddit)
4: Moron. The Movie. for sure
that is my favourite too
January 17, 2015, 03:45:15 PM
"Scum"
Hehe there's already a movie called scum though. Great 70s borstal flick, it's actually Ray Winstone's first film. It's awesome.
As for Karpeles... Frapp Me If You Can
January 17, 2015, 03:33:19 PM
Soonish
January 17, 2015, 03:32:06 PM
Karpele$: The MalleaBTCility Man
Avengers 2016: Karpeles Man, The Malleable Attacker and The Frappuccino!
January 17, 2015, 03:03:45 PM
Karpele$: The MalleaBTCility Man
January 17, 2015, 01:12:56 PM
Catch me if you can
January 17, 2015, 01:07:31 PM
1. I am sorry!
2. The coins are gone!
3. Who took my frappuccino?
4. Thou shall not commit sudoku!
5. PHP is teh shizzle!
5. I am not Satoshi... I mean, DPR!
2. The coins are gone!
3. Who took my frappuccino?
4. Thou shall not commit sudoku!
5. PHP is teh shizzle!
5. I am not Satoshi... I mean, DPR!
January 17, 2015, 11:23:10 AM
1: Alfonse Capona Nippon
2: Me so sorry.
3: Shinku Hadouken!
OK, but for real...it would be....Breaking BTC
2: Me so sorry.
3: Shinku Hadouken!
OK, but for real...it would be....Breaking BTC
January 17, 2015, 11:20:12 AM
FIGHT CLUB PART DEUX
January 17, 2015, 09:44:02 AM
"Mark of the Beast"?
Do I win something?
Do I win something?
January 17, 2015, 06:51:24 AM
"Scum"
January 16, 2015, 07:55:36 PM
Howabout...
"Our Butts have Blue Balls: Inside a RPG Card trading empire turned bitcoin scam."
"Our Butts have Blue Balls: Inside a RPG Card trading empire turned bitcoin scam."
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