I'm so cheap I would go to a trash can and eat trash food from there because $1 for a burger is too much
Also I don't even use my own Internet connection but go to a library because f internet bills
Also I don't use any lights in the house, when it's night time no lights
Also I don't even live in a house, f paying property taxes and utility bills and maintenance
Also I don't even wear any clothes f clothes, it costs a dollar to wash who would waste money on that
Also screw getting water for free, I simply drink my own yellow water and recycle it over and over
Also screw food, I make my own food with my own body sitting down
Also screw cars and taxis, I'd rather walk for 8 days straight to arrive in the next state over rather than waste $20 getting a taxi for that f that
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I am so cheap that I hoard BTC.
that's not cheap, that's smart!
I'm so cheap, I heat the bed with a hair dryer. double down blankets keep it warm.
I drink beer. Both less expensive and more nourishing than water.
I've bough some cans of cheap (0.43$) beer, that is 8.8% 500ml recently
Piss poor taste (you can kinda taste the spirits/alcohol in it) but it was the best bang for the buck I've ever got. As a 'bonus' it gives a mini hangover in an hour or two.
I drink beer. Both less expensive and more nourishing than water.
i only use 1 ply toilet paper 
instead of using drive thru, i go inside del taco where i can grab lots of hot sauce
instead of using drive thru, i go inside del taco where i can grab lots of hot sauce
Ordered plain water every time I go to McDonald ...
Wife does this, too. She also collects non-burnable trash to take to a store trash can so we aren't paying for trash-hauling service.
I'm so cheap I only order water when eating anywhere.
I'm so cheap that I park 5 blocks away from my destination and walk the remainder of the way to avoid paying for parking.
Hahaaha I do that too
I go to funerals just for the free coffee.
Ordered plain water every time I go to McDonald ...
I am so cheap that I hoard BTC.
Used my laptop instead of PC to save some electricity 
I'm so cheap that I only responded to this thread with one word, "I", but a mod didn't get the joke and deleted my post! 
I'm so cheap, that sometimes I avoid having sex to save money on condoms.
I use my sock as toilet paper and lick any poo off so I don't have to spend extra on food.
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I'm so cheap, I only donated $100 USD via Bitcoin toward a $1M USD fund drive to help those in the Philippines during their current crisis, totally expect others to donate the remaining $999,900. https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/typhoon-haiyan-relief-fund-org-et-al-registered-to-raise-1m-usd-332561
And we all know you are now on Hawaii writing a post card. 
I'm so cheap, I only donated $100 USD via Bitcoin toward a $1M USD fund drive to help those in the Philippines during their current crisis, totally expect others to donate the remaining $999,900. https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/typhoon-haiyan-relief-fund-org-et-al-registered-to-raise-1m-usd-332561
I forego books in lieu of threads like this.
I heat my apartment with cardboard left for recycling at a nearby store. And my rig. Last two winters I went as low as -5C in my room. I've constructed a "tent" inside my apartment to minimize the volume I have to heat up.
I would appreciate detailed reports and photographs.
I heat my apartment with cardboard left for recycling at a nearby store. And my rig. Last two winters I went as low as -5C in my room. I've constructed a "tent" inside my apartment to minimize the volume I have to heat up.
I would appreciate detailed reports and photographs.
I'm so cheap I don't have a digital camera (despite working in a photo store).
Cardboard gives out same amount of heat energy (per kg burned) as your usual wood. Only problem is increased ash output and the fact that cardboard is less dense, and so requires more storage volume. I thought of this possibility last year, kinda too late (january). It's 200 meters from my home, I usually take a big bag and make 2-3 walks to the container. But in this season I've decided to simply push whole container along the road to my home, at night. After emptying it I pushed it back to the store.
Also I'm so cheap that I had my fridge turned off for the most off the cold season (I had -5 to +5 outside my enclosed space, enough to cold store stuff).
Also I've slept in a sleeping bag to conserve fuel.
Urban survival, fuck yeah.
I like dating older women because they usually want to pay the dinner bill.
I think I`ll start chasing older women.
As for my cheap part, I can only think of as buying clothes on ebay in bulk.
Older women are the best!
I'm going to look into this bulk clothes thing now...
I ask prostitutes if they charge by the minute. Much cheaper for me.
I live close to my parents house and twice a week I visit them at dinner time to cut down my food expenses.
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