I'm thinking of starting my own religion...

Gleb Gamow

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Quote from: 1echo on October 21, 2014, 11:36:16 PM

BTC religion FTW!

This religion is so lame, I had to go start my own, and already have one interested person from Phoenix ready and willing to "exercise" at our inaugural Full Moon Mætup.

Mæt Nedia.

My The 69th BareBonians has everything this one lacks, including nudity, live masturbation for one straight hour prior to sundown, ass kissing (literally), dancing, and adult beverages: https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/the-69th-barebonians-a-new-religion-exercising-at-the-full-moon-maetup-830095

Fuck me! I just realized I left off one important ingredient - food. So, back to the thread I go to include the cuisine - BBQ.

1echo

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scams hunter!

BTC religion FTW!

Gleb Gamow

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Wait till you get a load of our first member: https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/the-69th-barebonians-a-new-religion-exercising-at-the-full-moon-maetup-830095

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Quote from: mrdeposit on October 20, 2014, 09:48:20 PM

Quote from: sickhouse on October 20, 2014, 08:16:46 PM

Quote from: mrdeposit on October 20, 2014, 01:41:13 PM

Quote from: deephouse on October 17, 2014, 06:13:16 PM

I though religion is supposed to be not about money and other wealth (BTC). Why don't you start with your ideology and principles first.

Name one religion that isn't wealthy.

Buddhism?

Nice try but everything is made of gold. Which makes them wealthy.

Lol, yeah every Buddhist has a Buddah made of gold. This is what your goverment wants you to think, they atren't covered in gold... Where would they get the money from? Sure there may be a FEW gold covered Buddhas (most of them or painted on), but that's nowhere near the worth of the rest of the religions. If you count the worth of that in comparison to how many practices that religion and then comapre it to the rest you'll see that it doesn't add upp to wealthy. Money, gold has no meaning to a buddhist so why would they bother?

Gleb Gamow

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You're damn lucky you didn't take me up on this bet: https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/the-69th-barebonians-a-new-religion-exercising-at-the-full-moon-maetup-830095 My religion is goin' blow your religion outta the water. BTW, you're welcome to attend. Kiss

Gleb Gamow

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How 'bout a little contest? I'll grant you the lead since you started first, but I'm willing to bet that I could get a following larger than yours in a shorter period of time for a new religion. Deal?

jimmy01

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Begging of bitcoin huh Grin

Religion don't need btc

gordoh

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Quote from: sickhouse on October 20, 2014, 08:15:28 PM

Start a religion that believes we are created by aliens a few million years ahead of us and I may donate! But looking like a beggar thread to me this Sad

David Icki spoke of this sort of thing. Very interesting theory. I have to say it seems more plausible to me than Christianity.

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Quote from: sickhouse on October 20, 2014, 08:16:46 PM

Quote from: mrdeposit on October 20, 2014, 01:41:13 PM

Quote from: deephouse on October 17, 2014, 06:13:16 PM

I though religion is supposed to be not about money and other wealth (BTC). Why don't you start with your ideology and principles first.

Name one religion that isn't wealthy.

Buddhism?

Nice try but everything is made of gold. Which makes them wealthy.

ARadzi

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Quote from: vm1990 on October 15, 2014, 06:50:21 PM

Quote from: ARadzi on October 15, 2014, 06:27:55 PM

Quote from: vm1990 on October 15, 2014, 10:41:24 AM

wells step one satoshi has to be the GOD Cheesy

and its followers shall be called "satoshian"

i was thinking more bitcoinians Cheesy

That would be good too. But why not have other gods just like Olympians?
Find some good faucett and that would be God of Blessings.
Suggest a good wallet and that would be The Keepper.
Find some nice gambling site and that would be God of Destruction
And so on.

sickhouse

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Quote from: mrdeposit on October 20, 2014, 01:41:13 PM

Quote from: deephouse on October 17, 2014, 06:13:16 PM

I though religion is supposed to be not about money and other wealth (BTC). Why don't you start with your ideology and principles first.

Name one religion that isn't wealthy.

Buddhism?

sickhouse

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Start a religion that believes we are created by aliens a few million years ahead of us and I may donate! But looking like a beggar thread to me this Sad

mrdeposit

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Quote from: BADecker on October 20, 2014, 05:39:32 PM

Quote from: mrdeposit on October 15, 2014, 06:32:18 PM

Quote from: the_K_man on October 15, 2014, 10:45:03 AM

Going to be kinda pointless... Rather ignore this ridiculous idea

Each religion had to start somewhere. Look on the bright side, there's always someone dumb enough to believe. Just look at how many religions are out there and how many "believers" they have. It all starts with someone wanting to start it.

Yeah. Especially the religion of atheism, which doesn't even have a readily recognizable god.

Isn't a religion, not sure if you're trolling or just slow...

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Quote from: mrdeposit on October 15, 2014, 06:32:18 PM

Quote from: the_K_man on October 15, 2014, 10:45:03 AM

Going to be kinda pointless... Rather ignore this ridiculous idea

Each religion had to start somewhere. Look on the bright side, there's always someone dumb enough to believe. Just look at how many religions are out there and how many "believers" they have. It all starts with someone wanting to start it.

Yeah. Especially the religion of atheism, which doesn't even have a readily recognizable god.

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Quote from: yasiel.puig on October 15, 2014, 09:27:57 AM

No gift is too big.

Would you accept a billion bitcoin gift?

mrdeposit

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Quote from: deephouse on October 17, 2014, 06:13:16 PM

I though religion is supposed to be not about money and other wealth (BTC). Why don't you start with your ideology and principles first.

Name one religion that isn't wealthy.

deephouse

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I though religion is supposed to be not about money and other wealth (BTC). Why don't you start with your ideology and principles first.

CyberSuzy

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All you need is to find your God. The rest will come easy then.

(oYo)

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I like boobies

I found your religion/cult.
https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/how-to-divide-by-zero-824746
You're welcome. Cool

I want 10%. Cheesy

Vod

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Quote from: yasiel.puig on October 15, 2014, 09:27:57 AM

..but I need some ideas as to the founding fairytale.

Of course, I will need your bitcoin to make my dream a reality (1MHyxEdGTRVLuXDTirRJqXwmsZrndVEBdb).

No gift is too big.

Let's get this shit popping.

Hmmm, I would suggest you don't do this.

Create another religion, and all "believers" become "non-believers" until they follow your religion as well.

It better have some kick ass commandments!

vm1990

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Quote from: ARadzi on October 15, 2014, 06:27:55 PM

Quote from: vm1990 on October 15, 2014, 10:41:24 AM

wells step one satoshi has to be the GOD Cheesy

and its followers shall be called "satoshian"

i was thinking more bitcoinians Cheesy

mrdeposit

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Quote from: the_K_man on October 15, 2014, 10:45:03 AM

Going to be kinda pointless... Rather ignore this ridiculous idea

Each religion had to start somewhere. Look on the bright side, there's always someone dumb enough to believe. Just look at how many religions are out there and how many "believers" they have. It all starts with someone wanting to start it.

ARadzi

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Quote from: vm1990 on October 15, 2014, 10:41:24 AM

wells step one satoshi has to be the GOD Cheesy

and its followers shall be called "satoshian"

the_K_man

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Going to be kinda pointless... Rather ignore this ridiculous idea

Lauda

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Terminated.

This seems to me like a bad attempt at begging.
Exactly why would you do this? I would suggest quoting the idiocy in the Bible as your counterargument to the stupidity of their religion.

gordoh

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That's a cool idea. You could be the king of your religion. Like a prophet

Although, there is no point in contributing towards something that is clearly made up hahaha!

vm1990

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wells step one satoshi has to be the GOD Cheesy

ARadzi

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better post your ideologies first to encourage somebody.

yasiel.puig

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..but I need some ideas as to the founding fairytale.

Of course, I will need your bitcoin to make my dream a reality (1MHyxEdGTRVLuXDTirRJqXwmsZrndVEBdb).

No gift is too big.

Let's get this shit popping.

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