Topic: Introducing new "the only official foundation of Bitcoin" [sign up as president] - page 3. (Read 4773 times)

No need to question my authoritha! I'm official and you are not! (because i took the ball and ran with it - just like everyone else)
You don't need to have consensus with it.

It's ridiculous how the bitcoin foundation tries to be so official about it. The truth is no one will ever be able to call themselves "official X" about bitcoin because bitcoin is of everyone and no one.

It's no sarcasm. It's reality. I'm the king/president of 'the only offical foundation of Bitcoin' (short: OOFB) and so can be you. Party starting now. Bring beer!

In case you don't like it, make your own foundation.

I can sense the level of sarcasm, OP is trying to achieve by making this post. 

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I am proud to announce to you the birth of 'the only official foundation of Bitcoin'.  

As Bitcoin has been hijacked by a group of people who claim to be 'the Bitcoin foundation' there was a need to roll out 'the only official foundation of Bitcoin'.

The Bitcoin community seems to have no consensus on the existance of 'the Bitcoin foundation' so this other group misrepresents the community to the outside world. In fact they are misleading people into thinking they would be some kind of official organisation, which they are not.

What the pirate-group "the Bitcoin foundation" does is shaking hands, cutting deals, drawing in unwanted attention in the name of the wider community among other counterproductive things.

We, the true "only official foundation of Bitcoin" declare ourselves the new leaders. Our main goal will be hookers and blow for everyone! Our main concern will be beer and Bitcoin of course. We will represent the bitcoin community from now on in the correct way to the outside world and all important people need to bow to us and bribe us to get a foot in the door. It will also be lucrative for the people in power to infiltrate us so they can be the true leaders of the bitcoin community too.

Everyone welcome to join. Only rule is: there are no rules and people just do what they think is good for them and cryptocoins.

I will be the king of the organisation who does hold no power, just the title. You are free to declare yourselves equal kings and presidents of 'the only official foundation of Bitcoin' too. We have no memberslists and don't give a fuck about bureaucracy. Everyone can join because we aren't an elitist club.

There is no central authority as i will be busy with drinking beer and making jokes about that other alien group called 'the Bitcoin Foundation'. (I'm also intending to vanish sooner or later)

I'm too lazy to create a website or logo, so in case someone else wants, you can.
Feel free to hop on board. Do what you want.

'The only official foundation of Bitcoin' starts doing business right nao! Spread the word!
We override any pseudo-representation by 'the Bitcoin foundation' and think it will be best to ignore those lunatics.

Have a good one!

for reference: https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/there-is-no-consensus-on-the-existance-of-the-foundation-934036