With 1000 dollars each, it seems that bribing with bitcoin would be a good idea. One USB stick will do the job with no third party required.
Then you, going to jail would be a good idea also. Money Laundering, Bribing money using bitcoin is illegal, and someone can file a case against you violating a certain law about this, and I know nobody wants to be in jail. So, instead of thinking about illegal stuffs just to earn big money using bitcoin, why not focus on earning enough bitcoin but in legal ways, like Signature Campaign, Trading, and so on.
Giving this idea in this forum would just provoke people to do something like this, especially those people who are greedy when it comes to money. Posting this kind of topic, are just giving other people idea to do something bad and might take them to the wrong path, that is why we must think first what we are going to post here in this forum, and it would be good if the one that we are going to post are those topics that is connected on bitcoin and could help people in return by having ideas how to do about a certain topic.