The truth however is that Bitcoin has one giant Use Value lurking in the background, but one that the developers don't like - One can use Bitcoin to inject information into the blockchain, and that information will last for all of time (or at least so long as the blockchain exists). In a word, it would mean you can use Bitcoin to save your files to the blockchain, in an uncensorable and inerasable form.
Blockchain as file storage - it will cause Bitcoin to go back up in value, and it will give us a solid reason to give for why Bitcoin has value in the first place.
Is it time?
Wouldn't this cause the problem of bloat in the blockchain? As it already is, takes forever to download the entire 6 years worth of blockchain.
Success and growing adoption are the single largest factors that cause the "bloat" of the blockchain. How long will it take you to download the blockchain if Bitcoin actually catches on and 1% of online sales are made through it?