Well i hope he logins on the forum at least once to confirm that tsunami / quake hasn't killed him.
"Is Satoshi Alive" is a serious question now, if he really is Japanese.
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Is Satoshi based on the North-eastern Japanese coastline?
Should we be concerned?
If I had to guess, I think satoshi is in fact Nick Szabo or a close associate of his work. After looking at Szabo's blog (http://unenumerated.blogspot.com/ )...
I very much doubt Szabo is Satoshi, but I've enjoyed reading his blog article "Some speculations on the frontier below our feet". Quite fascinating, sometimes people dream about exploring out of space, and yet there are some quite interesting discoveries to make right here on Earth.
If I had to guess, I think satoshi is in fact Nick Szabo or a close associate of his work. After looking at Szabo's blog (http://unenumerated.blogspot.com/ ) and some of his work (http://szabo.best.vwh.net/index.html ), Szabo seems to have the prerequisite knowledge in programming, cryptography, and monetary systems to make something like Bitcoin happen. A lot of his publicly listed work also seems to stop around 2007-2008.
This reminds me of the Bill Hicks rant about crosses:
Such a weird belief. Lots of Christians wear crosses around their necks. You think when Jesus comes back he's gonna want to see a fucking cross, man? "Ow." Might be why he hasn't shown up yet.
"Man, they're still wearing crosses. Fuck it, I'm not goin' back, Dad. No, they totally missed the point. When they start wearing fishes, I might show up again, but... let me bury fossils with you, Dad. Fuck 'em, let's fuck with 'em! Hand me that brontosaurus head, Dad."
Such a weird belief. Lots of Christians wear crosses around their necks. You think when Jesus comes back he's gonna want to see a fucking cross, man? "Ow." Might be why he hasn't shown up yet.
"Man, they're still wearing crosses. Fuck it, I'm not goin' back, Dad. No, they totally missed the point. When they start wearing fishes, I might show up again, but... let me bury fossils with you, Dad. Fuck 'em, let's fuck with 'em! Hand me that brontosaurus head, Dad."
The real Satoshi here. SATOSHI is a faggot.
Tee hee! I will come out of closet...I do have a thing for men. Are u my lost twin? Maybe we can b together. PM me!
If dueling banjos is row faster, dueling Satoshis is... mine faster?
I'm sorry...I've gotten so many PMs I've gone into hiding. Thanks for your support.
And here we go... That had to happen.
Oh dear. That time has come. That time when we start seeing Satoshi impersonators popping up everywhere. Just like Elvis. It's archetypal.
Of course.... if he has any sense of humor at all, the satoshi impersonator could actually be satoshi. What better way to jump into this discussion with some genuine thanks without actually coming out of hiding?
If you look at his posts, I doubt the real Satoshi would ask for a 1000BTC bonus to each new user.
I did, in fact, look at his posts. Now of course, you are right. However, the real Satoshi would also know how ridiculous of a request that is, on every level from design on up. So... making such a suggestion, which couldn't even be implemented in a realistic way, would be the perfect way for Satoshi to to discredit his importer identity.
Clearly SATOSHI is in fact the real deal, very clever of him indeed.
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Sorry, I only like cybernetic organisms, like myself.
The real Satoshi here. SATOSHI is a faggot.
Tee hee! I will come out of closet...I do have a thing for men. Are u my lost twin? Maybe we can b together. PM me!
The real Satoshi here. SATOSHI is a faggot.
Either Sat's got a sense of humor, ot that isn't him
Why don't you guys believe I am Satoshi? I am here to give direction to the client and the bitcoin network. First, we must use 1024-bit encryption to secure the network from Russian hackers. Next, we must contact Barack Obama to replace the American dollar with Bitcoin. Finally, I want you to stand up right now and yell, "Bitcoin!!!" at the top of your lungs. This works best in a cubicle work environment.
Once we accomplish these little things I will give further direction. Satoshi out!
P.S. I am Japanese.
Once we accomplish these little things I will give further direction. Satoshi out!
P.S. I am Japanese.
I'm sorry...I've gotten so many PMs I've gone into hiding. Thanks for your support.
And here we go... That had to happen.
Oh dear. That time has come. That time when we start seeing Satoshi impersonators popping up everywhere. Just like Elvis. It's archetypal.
Of course.... if he has any sense of humor at all, the satoshi impersonator could actually be satoshi. What better way to jump into this discussion with some genuine thanks without actually coming out of hiding?
If you look at his posts, I doubt the real Satoshi would ask for a 1000BTC bonus to each new user.
I'm sorry...I've gotten so many PMs I've gone into hiding. Thanks for your support.
And here we go... That had to happen.
Oh dear. That time has come. That time when we start seeing Satoshi impersonators popping up everywhere. Just like Elvis. It's archetypal.
Of course.... if he has any sense of humor at all, the satoshi impersonator could actually be satoshi. What better way to jump into this discussion with some genuine thanks without actually coming out of hiding?
I'm sorry...I've gotten so many PMs I've gone into hiding. Thanks for your support.
And here we go... That had to happen.
Oh dear. That time has come. That time when we start seeing Satoshi impersonators popping up everywhere. Just like Elvis. It's archetypal.
I'm sorry...I've gotten so many PMs I've gone into hiding. Thanks for your support.
And here we go... That had to happen.
I'm sorry...I've gotten so many PMs I've gone into hiding. Thanks for your support.
Interestingly, Neal Stephenson has also dropped off the map...
Could be a glitch in the forum, or he could have used his lawyer's laptop or mobile for one last thing on the forum or somthing..
The two timelines seem to be suspiciouslly close....
The two timelines seem to be suspiciouslly close....
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